AP REPORTER BLACKLISTED FOR REVEALING CHEMICAL WEAPONS SUPPLIED BY SAUDI ARABIA’S APE-in-CHIEF, BANDAR BIN SULTAN. A MUST-READ FOR EVERYONE INTERESTED IN THE LIES SPREAD BY OBAMA AND COMPANY. (Thanks, Dutchie)
DER’AH: TERRORISTS DIE LIKE LEMMINGS, EN MASSE, IN THE FACE OF THE SAA ONSLAUGHT!
The statistics tell it all. The FSA campaign, led by the U.S., and financed by the Arabian apes, and tolerated by the non-Jordanian King of Jordan, is a miserable failure. The techniques mastered by Syrian officers and conscripts is winning the day as the HC uses an entire kaleidoscope of weapons and strategies to outwit the crawling vermin populating the so-called “opposition”.
Al-Naaziheen Camp in Der’ah City: Rats attempting to re-infiltrate this area were surprised to find out that the SAA and militia had a heads-up from MI and laid an ambush for them. Along with these rodents, the SAA also destroyed a mortar and seized 6 AK47 rifles and belts with ammo.
Mahmoud Nasruddeen Al-Khudhur
Haani Muhammad Al-Ghabaagheebi (var. Al-Ghabaaghibi)
Al-Haamideen Neighborhood in the City: One stinking skunk was cornered and sent to the Odorama Obama Opera House in Hell:
Saamer Jum’ah Al-Qullaa’iy
Dam Road: A car carrying hyenas armed with light weapons and grenades was fired upon by NDF. All killed:
Rats are being reduced considerably here in Idlib. So sad, really. In this photo, 3 rodent carcasses are seen. Their names are listed below.
Kin-Safraa: The “Battalions of the Descendants of the Messenger” took it on the chin yesterday:
Ahmad Nooreddeen Hassan
Binnish: Fighting with no details.
Jabal Al-Arba’een: Almost rat free as I write. 12 killed yesterday and 4 wounded. No names.
Nihlayyaa: 2 confirmed rats deaths. No chance to identify. Believed to be Chechen from their speech.
Ma’arrat-Massreen: Cleared out a month ago but remnant rats keep coming back for their drugs. 7 killed yesterday. All appeared to be drug addicts. I’m not joking. Drug use is rampant among the terrorists.
ISIS got creamed yesterday by the SAA outside the city. They tried to infiltrate from the north but were spotted. The rest is 21 carcasses. No names available yet.
Jadeed ‘Ukaydaat: 9 rodents killed. Only one was identified by a dying rat:
‘Abu Dajaana” (Id pending)
Al-‘Urfi Neighborhood: An IED exploded and killed all 4 rodents trying to rig it to a car. No names. No recognizable carcasses either.
Al-Taym: a large number of skunks were dispatched a few hours ago. No details available yet.
DAMASCUS: MAJOR ADVANCE ACROSS ALL FRONTS!
Look people. It’s now the cocktail hour and Ziad has got to get his quantum of wantum. I will detail the huge amount of news about Damascus tomorrow morning. Big time advances all over.
AL-RAQQA: From Al-‘Aalam Reporter and our hero, Hussein Mortadhaa:
83 RODENTS GET ON THE FREIGHT TRAIN TO STATION 666 AS KURDISH FIGHTERS TAKE THE BATTLE STRAIGHT TO THEIR DENS IN TAL-AL-ABYADH. Among the dead are confirmed Libyan and Tunisian Barbary apes. 83, that’s a nice number.
I have a ton of news from Homs, Aleppo and Damascus. What can I do? I need a martini. See y’all tomorrow morning, bright and early. Ziad
NEWS AND FIELD REPORTS:
Souri Homsi sends us this dramatic video of the events leading up to the attack on Ma’loolaa. You can see the suicide bomber being prepared and the stupid, un-Islamic pronouncements of these rabid jackals:
Fabulous article and a must-read for those who are interested in how Syria will knock down waves of Tomahawk missiles. This is why Obama blinked:
This is a laugh-a-minute interview by Der Spiegel (English) with that idiot, Salim Idrees. Notice how he communicates with Skype. Just a gut-ripper: