THANK YOU, PRINCE BANDAR, FOR ALL THE FINE NEW GIFTS FOR OUR MILITIA AND OUR NATIONAL DEFENSE FORCES (NDF). A Syrian SF commando examines some of the fine equipment to be distributed for killing Saudi grubs.
Major advances for SAA in this province.
Al-Bajjaa’een: Launchers, ammo and drugs were cleaned up by militia and SAA. Also, the areas of Ibn ‘Abbaas Mosque to the Hawkar Bakery were made safe and habitable. IEDs were dismantled and all explosives saved for use in blowing up the race of apes called the Saudis.
Al-Sinaa’ah Quarter of the City, SAA sniper took down this dung beetle:
Sa’eed ‘Awadh Al-Mudhahhi
Other action in Al-‘Abed and Al-Bulayl with no details.
PALESTEEZIAN IDIOT RAT IS FIRST REPORTED KILLED IN NORTHERN SYRIA. RAT FAMILY BACK IN UMM AL-FAHM (Al-Mushrifa in Waadi Ara), FILASTEEZ PRAYS OVER HIS INCINERATED CARCASS. HIS NAME? MU’AYYAD ZAKI JUM’AH IGHBAARIYYA. MAY HE BURN IN HELL – THE HELL RESERVED FOR RODENTS. The 28 year old rat was killed within one month of arriving in Syria via Erdoghan’s Turkey. He was an easy kill.
Khaan Al-‘Asal: Syrian Army destroyed 1 car loaded with ammunition and killed the driver and his 2 passengers. The car had a Turkish license plate.
Al-Jadeeda: Another van loaded with ammo, launchers and enough CAPTAGON to drop a moose in heat was stopped and its driver killed. I have no names.
Rasm Al-‘Abbood: Another convoy of vans from Turkey with payloads of ammo, rockets, grenades and Turkish medical supplies was destroyed. All the rats were killed but one who is now warbling. No names.
Kuwayris: Near the airbase. It seems that there was an attempt to flood the area with smuggled weapons and drugs in the mistaken belief that such a “swarm” of activity would confuse the SAA. It didn’t. So sad, really. According to SANA sources and Wael, 3 vans were disabled and all 16 vultures killed. Interesting to note that all were foreign.
North of Al-Jabool Lake, S.E. rural Aleppo, Syrian army regulars attacked a convoy of vans along the main route and killed 26 in a major firefight. More equipment and ammo for our militia and NDF. The investigation at the scene continues. More foreign fighters who, according to Wael’s sources, seemed lost or disoriented at night.
Al-‘Uwayja: North of Aleppo, SAA and NDF killed every rat in a nest and took control of their satellite communications equipment. No names.
Al-Jandool: Fightin with no details.
Al-Naqqaareen: East rural Aleppo. No details about fighting there.
Al-Layramoon at the Al-Rusaafa Cotton Gin, SAA and security took down 12 rats and wounded 5. No names.
Al-Kindi Hospital: SAA foiled an attempted infiltration by rats. No details.
Al-Sayyid ‘Ali in Old Aleppo, attempted infiltration from there to Al-Waali Castle. A group of rats was killed and all weapons seized. No details, yet.
Kafr Nabooda in the Al-Ghaab Valley (Syria’s Bekaa), Jabhat Al-Nusra went down in flames:
Muhammad Yamaan Al-Muhaaribi (JORDANIAN LIZARD SMEGMA)
‘Umar Khaaled Al-Mish’aan (JORDANIAN FLY VOMIT)
Zhaaher ‘Abbood Al-Mardhi (IRAQI RABID MUSKRAT AND PROCUROR)
Yusuf Radhwaan Al-Mahawaati
Mahmoud ‘Ammaar Hassan Al-Kaayed (JORDANIAN TAPE WORM ENTRAIL)
‘Abdul-Fattaah ‘Awda Sultaan (JORDANIAN FRUIT FLY LARVA)
Another 3 could not be identified and are presumed to be foreign rats.
Barza in the area of the Education Channel: In a night-sweep of known rat positions and nests, the SAA confiscated a respectable amount of satellite communications equipment, NATO sniper rifles, night vision equipment (very nice to have), computerized range finders (so nice during foggy days), CAPTAGON!, fake passports (always useful for smooth assassinations) and stolen medical equipment. Monzer is receiving reports about the carcasses (more than 12) and will provide them to me by tomorrow.
Al-Qaaboon: In the area of the Al-‘Umari Mosque, SAA killed 9 scavengers. No details as this is a dynamic operation and nobody cares about the carcasses.
Harastaa: At the Police Hospital, 4 IEDs (40kgs) were dismantled and all explosives (C-4) saved for that special day when the corrupt palaces of the House of Saud the Thief will go POOF!
Muhammad Turaab (Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. In the dirt, fiend!)
Doumaa: There are over 15,000 rats in this area. It’s coming soon to them. The Day of Judgment.
In the Al-Dayriyya Quarter, SAA took down these confirmed skunks:
Hishaam Muwaffaq Saadiqa
‘Aaref Hussayn Mudallal
Adeeb Na’eem Al-Tahhaan
Ihsaan Nibraas Kharroobi
Another 3 could not be identified.
‘Arbeen: A seach and destroy netted this stool sample:
Muhammad Fathi Al-Halabiyya
Shab’ah Farms area: A warehouse is deloused. Anti-aircraft machine guns at 23mm, 14.5 caliber cannon and CAPTAGON – the amphetamine of choice for the modern Takfeeri beheader and cannibal.
Al-Bihaariyya Farms: Middle of the East Ghouta:
Zaaher ‘Abdul-Haleem Qallaa’
Daarayyaa: In the direction of Al-Mu’adhdhamiyya, the NDF killed this useless flea:
Yabrood at the Reemaa Farms:
Ahmad Muhammad Mutawalli (EGYPTIAN ASP SPIT AND SLIME)
Tal Kalakh: Futile efforts to infiltrate from Mat-hooma, Idleen and Haalaat in the Lebanon met the usual flop. Some carcasses strewn about and rotting.
Baab Hood infiltration attempt to Baab Al-Sibaa’ crushed:
NEWS AND NONSENSE: