FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 29, 2013 – UNPAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR GREEK ADVENTURE SHIPPING LINES; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

THE FOLLOWING IS AN UNPAID ADVERTISEMENT BY THE  GREEK ADVENTURE SHIPPING LINES.  SyrPer does necessarily approve this message.

TO ALL ZIONISTS IN OCCUPIED PALESTINE.  TO ALL JEWS FROM LANDS OUTSIDE THE EASTERN MEDITERRANEAN.  THIS IS YOUR CHANCE OF A LIFETIME TO GET AWAY FROM ALL THE DAILY PROBLEMS OF BEING A PARIAH, A CANCEROUS TUMOR, A PERNICIOUS DISEASE OF THE SKIN……A PERENNIAL PEST.

RESERVE YOUR BERTH NOW ON ONE OF OUR LUXURY FRIGATES.  (Our ships are registered in Liberia and are fully insured by the Endloosung Bonding Company.)

  

The Greek Adventure Ship, the Tomas, sets sail every month for an exotic destination.  You and your family can have your own container to enjoy the trip.  

“You probably have bad memories of your arrival in Palestine on board the Exodus.  Oh, it must have been disheartening to find all those tiring indigenous people claiming to own the land.  And what could you do?  You had to kill them, right?  Right.  Not any more.  Those same indigenous people will now wave at you as you board one of our gracious ships and head off to a fabulous new world of high adventure in another colony. A new settler state awaits you.”  Stavras Skatatopoulos, President of Greek Adventure Shipping Lines, Ltd.   

“NEVER AGAIN!!”

AND WE AGREE.  YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO RIDE A SHIP LIKE THIS AGAIN IN ORDER TO OPPRESS SOME THIRD WORLD PEOPLE.  DO IT IN LUXURY WHILE YOU HAVE TIME.  AND, TIME IS SHORT!  YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN TIME RUNS OUT.  (Our ships do not include boorish British soldiers or their weapons.)

Our ships are rigged to take you to the far ends of the earth.  The “Lefka Geia” is now ready to set sail for one of our favorite destinations…..to a new world perfectly suited for those who are searching for a Promised Land where no irritating natives or Iranians live.  To a place promised to you by Y-A-H-W-E-H!!

ANTARCTICA
    In this photo taken last year, the Beth Hillel Kibbutz group prepares to land on its new settlement near McMurdo Sound.  They are still there cultivating icebergs for sale to Saudi Arabia.     

Zionists will be delighted to know that the only inhabitants here are penguins whose rookeries are limited in size and scope.  Moreover, penguins, unlike their Palestinian cousins, do not have natural allies like Iranians or those despicable human rights organizations.  Here, in the solitude of Elohim’s Country, in a new Zion,  the intrepid colonialist can enslave the penguins with impunity.  Penguins can also be prepared in the kitchen to meet the most rigorous standards of “kashrut” canonical law.  It is truly the Promised Land.

TESTIMONIALS:
“My husband and I knew we were not long for Palestine.  It stood to reason that we should get out before we were huddled at the ports looking for any Greek ship.  That’s when we read the Greek Adventure brochure and decided to live in Antarctica.  You should taste Gefilte fish when its made with antarctic pickerel.”  Rosetta Aronofski-Bar Kochba, McMurdo Sound Condos and Kibbutz, Polar Israel.
“I’m a Jew from Bialystok and I couldn’t stand Arabs.  Even Arab Jews made me sick. I had to get away to a land where I could feel truly superior.  Penguins did the trick.  I hate them, of course, but, they don’t seem to care.  I can shoot them without worrying about the U.N. I love the way penguins just stand there as I rip them apart with my Uzi. Thanks to Greek Adventure, I’m in heaven.”  Shemp Ami-Foofoo Schkruffkovski.        

The Greek Adventure Shipping Lines offers all its customers the most luxurious accommodations.  There is no first class or third class.  We are a totally no-class company.  Everyone is treated the same.  We are devoted to ferrying all undesirables to any place in the world in the very best containers.  Our containers are made of the sturdiest fiberglass and are fully furnished.  (Containers with windows cost an additional 1,500 shekels.)     

Give it up!  There is no point in prolonging the inevitable. Soon Iranian, Hizbollah and Syrian commandos will be flooding all of historic Palestine and arming those nauseating, autochthonous Palestinians.  Get out now while the getting is good.  Sail to Antarctica on one of our beautiful ships and create a new Zion.

  

Barry Edelstein Shitreet, formerly of Ascalon, relaxes in his fully equipped cubicle as he floats relaxedly to a new life in Utopia. “I’m hoping I can marry a non-Jew there.  An Eskimo would be nice. It seems so right.” (Barry was informed that Eskimos live someplace else)     

Call your travel agent now and book a berth on Greek Adventure Shipping Lines:  Your gateway to a new and icy “Aliya”.

Reservations can only be made through Artakhshasta, Titus or Nebuchadnezzar Travel, sole agents for Greek Adventure Shipping in the world.  They can be contacted at 011-123-775-983 in Damascus, Syria, or Teheran, Iran. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, sole proprietor. 

HAVE A GREAT TRIP AND EAT A PENGUIN FOR US. 

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NEWS AND NONSENSE FROM AROUND THE WORLD:

Obama’s allies, the Saudi apes, are once again in the news. This time, it’s about women driving cars and the gynocological injuries attendant thereto. You will not believe this:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/09/29/saudi-sheikh-has-this-scientific-warning-driving-affects-womens-pelvises-and-ovaries/

Saudis dominate the news once again.  Here, it’s about Saudi bank heists.  Enjoy:

http://aconservativeedge.wordpress.com/2013/09/29/unusual-suspect-saudi-woman-ranya-al-huthaili-accused-of-robbing-5-u-s-banks/

And now, even more from that fabulous kingdom:

http://aconservativeedge.wordpress.com/2013/09/29/rape-victim-sentenced-200-lashes-by-saudi-court/

More from the wonderful world of Wahhabism.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/09/29/this-is-what-al-qaeda-has-to-say-about-friendship-with-non-muslims/

And never to be outdone, Erdoghan’s thugs join in the abominations:

http://syrianfreepress.wordpress.com/2013/09/29/syrian-woman-torches-herself-after-being-raped-in-turkey-camp-american-flag-in-camp/

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LOL

I’d love to see this on Mondoweiss. 😀

вот так

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pure hate

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A jew goes to a war. His wife cries: why do you go? -I will kill some enemies and come back then! -But what if they will kill you also? -Me? But for what? (Hope I translated correctly).

“Several Kurdish sources and Kurdish Defense Units (YPG) claimed one on
the most influential and known leaders of the Islamic State of Iraq and
Levant (ISIS), Chechen national Abu Omar al-Chechen (alternatively Abu
Omar al-Shishani), has been killed in fight.”
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=402_1380444968
Regards from Poland!

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VIDEO: Rockets Used in Damascus CW Attack Fired from Makeshift Flatbeds, Not Military Vehicles http://landdestroyer.blogspot.com/2013/09/video-rockets-used-in-damacus-cw-attack.html “Video emerges of unmarked truck-mounted launcher surrounded by militants, firing same ordnance used in August 21 Damascus (and other) chemical attacks. A note of clarification: The US maintains that the chemical weapons attack in Damascus in late August could only have been the work of the Syrian government because the militants do not possess the means to carry out such an attack. The report below proves that the technology used to fire the rockets allegedly used in the attack require nothing more than a modified… Read more »

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Meanwhile, having their war against Syria blocked (for now), the Israeli-American fascist establishment returns to their unfinished business with another recalcitrant independent, Sudan. Old Dog, Old Trick: US, Saudis, Qatar Attempt “Arab Spring” Retread in Sudan http://landdestroyer.blogspot.com/2013/09/old-dog-old-trick-us-saudis-qater.html “Protests are smokescreen for unfolding US-Saudi-Qatari backed violence seeking regime change in Sudan. September 28, 2013 (Tony Cartalucci) – The Associated Press reveals that recent and ongoing “Arab Spring-style” unrest in Sudan’s capital of Khartoum is led by Sudan’s Western-backed opposition, the National Umma Party, and the various faux-NGO’s and “independent media” organizations created by the West to prop it up. This reveals… Read more »

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It seems the “rebels” aka terrorists are making major victories in the South. If this analysis is correct Deraa citys fall is imminent. I hope it is wrong:
http://eaworldview.com/2013/09/syria-round-insurgents-take-post-jordan-border/
and here:

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Jews jews jews what the hell did esadd family do to get rid of Israel. Esads only tried to protect their regime in middle east and did not hesitate to start killing their people to stay in power as they always did in the past. Do not change these these fact ziad with these counter strike lover so called Middle east experts cant you see the member of the blog though millions of page view why just 56 member: PEOPLE JUST HAVE A LOOK AND GET SOME IDEAS BUT NEVER SYMPHTISE THIS BLOG YOU AND SYRIAN REGIME LET ME TELL… Read more »

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Dear Mr. Ziad,

Greetings to u. Very funny. Please consider getting a subcription to “Mad Magazine.” It will help you with this type of writing style. You can buy individual copies at Barnes & Noble Book Stores in the magazine section. Take care. sam

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Hello Ziad,

Greetings to u. What do you think of this maneuver?

An official al Qaeda website that is restricted to members of the terrorist group opened its first Twitter account this week in what U.S. officials say is an effort to resolve a major split over Syria’s Islamist rebels.

http://freebeacon.com/al-qaeda-opens-first-official-twitter-account/

Mr. Ziad, I noticed you posted today at 8:52 a.m. Are you laying off the booze to write that bestseller? Take care. Sam

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http://arirusila.wordpress.com/2013/08/14/realpolitik-the-energy-triangle-as-game-changer-for-the-eastern-mediterranean/

The real reason the Russian bear sent its old rust bucket navy into the Eastern Mediterranean . It wasn’t so much about Syria. Its about Putin’s state run gas company Gazprom and its attempts at controlling European gas flows. Any superfluous discussions about altruistic motives on the part of the Russians are woefully inadequate and fall on deaf ears. Basically what we have here , is the Israeli jews and some Russian jews arguing about who will control oil and gas production in the Eastern Mediterranean. Syria is just a side issue.

Careless Whisper News

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Let have more fun to choose the bloodiest group short film contest continue SAA VERSUS FSA

quite nice aa ziad addicts

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Ziad, the JN video attack to ma3loula, filmed by them is dead ( censored). Is there any other link or a way to dl it.
Thx.

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All the the Jew lovers should buy the land for the Jews and let them settle there. Maybe Texas? They already have a Jewland in Eastern Russia which was recently flooded. Russia’s Jewish Autonomous Region Hit by $90 Mln Flood Damage

The Squater State of Israel is an insult to the international community.

Another set of rat numbers estimations.
http://www.syrianews.cc/syria-jobar-cauldron-jihadists/

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A zionist/western fascist move that I failed to notice when it happened. Arms Trade Treaty standards too low to join – Moscow http://rt.com/politics/arms-russia-trade-join-377/ “The official noted that the major objection from the Russian side was that the developers of the treaty refuse to include in it the paragraphs that would regulate the transfer of arms to non-governmental structures and subjects without official powers. “This is a direct violation of the existing norms of the international law, including the UN prerogatives,” Ryabkov said, adding that the standards used in the current version of the treaty are below the ones that are… Read more »

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[Syria] Краткая сводка о ситуации в Сирии за 27 сентября 2013 года (ANNA) A brief summary of the situation in Syria for 27 September 2013 (video has English subtitles) A couple of things caught my attention in this report. At about 1:35, they show some captured terrorist equipment from an operation in Homs. These include several Canadian vehicle license plates (WTF!), from Quebec, and tubes containing a rodent pesticide called Phostoxin. The pesticide shown is a match for this Turkish product: http://www.agrosanita.com.tr/fumigant/25/degesch—phostoxin–requlars.html The report mentions a stash of food being captured at the site, though the film doesn’t show much… Read more »

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Ziad, still no news from Judge Roy Moore, he’s letting Obama simmer in his crap/vomit. The longer Moore let’s Obama dangle, the more Obama’s enemies can start speculating and put pressure on Obama to fess up and give them his ID info. Obama’s like a rat: he’s cornered.

AL SCOTUS: Obama Is Dangling. Video. Letting Obama Sit On Fence Post Like Turtle.

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2013/09/al-scotus-obama-is-dangling-video-letting-obama-sit-on-fence-post-like-turtle-2778244.html

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The Secret of Israeli Chemical Weapons http://www.voltairenet.org/article180314.html “Israeli research on chemical and biological weapons historically pushed Syria to reject the treaty banning chemical weapons. That is why the signing of this document by Damascus runs the risk of highlighting the existence and possibly the continuation of research on weapons designed to kill only Arabs. A second purpose of chemical weapons is the extermination of civilians before the colonization of their territory. Thus in 1935-36, Fascist Italy conquered a large part of Eritrea by eliminating its population through the use of mustard gas. In this colonial perspective, from 1985 to 1994,… Read more »

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Some people may think that the big story of the day is Rat brigades abandoning Obama’s puppet SNC and joining forces with al-Nusra to form the Army of Islam terror organization. No, this is even bigger, I now know who ordered the Ghouta chemical massacre! The Norwegian Aftenposten has published an intreview with the kidnapped journalist who overheard the Skype conversation between Rats and their western Rat masters where the Rats admitted responsibility for the chemical weapons attack.Frigitt gissel mener opprørere sto bak gassangrepet i Syria – Aftenposten, September 29, 2013 The story is closely followed by our… Read more »

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Dear Ziad the mentat,

Great piece on the New Promised Land, where a decent God would have put the Hebrews in the first place.
However, there’s a problem. McMurdo Sound is taken. By Australians.
Never mind, we’ll just wave their dog sleds on, to points south. There’s a region 200 klicks inland, where I understand the wind drops below 120 km/h, as many as 20 days a year! Benny Mileikowski will love it!

Regards,
the Thylacine

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Petri
this Piccinin interview seems to confirm the Mint Press article.
the british accent does not necessarily point out to uk intel, because djihadists in libya and syria from early 2011 have it and are probably fully uk born and raised. ksa is the most probable suspect. check the harsh comments of a former us ambassador on “sisri” where he speaks of a figure of 300-400 dead and launches a genuine attack against ksa regime.

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Just stunning revelations here on President Barack Obama’s half brother possibly being put on a terrorist watch list by Egypt.

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AIPAC what every American should be aware of Infact every citizen on the planet.

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While isreali press prints article after article on US support of a strike on Iran, Poll within the US show totally different numbers.

Poll out friday ( didn’t keep the link, sorry ) showed 70% of US citizens polled were AGAINST an isreali / US strike against Iran.

Go it alone isreal and get your sorry ass whipped !! IF you want it that bad. :((
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