TO ALL ZIONISTS IN OCCUPIED PALESTINE. TO ALL JEWS FROM LANDS OUTSIDE THE EASTERN MEDITERRANEAN. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE OF A LIFETIME TO GET AWAY FROM ALL THE DAILY PROBLEMS OF BEING A PARIAH, A CANCEROUS TUMOR, A PERNICIOUS DISEASE OF THE SKIN……A PERENNIAL PEST.
RESERVE YOUR BERTH NOW ON ONE OF OUR LUXURY FRIGATES. (Our ships are registered in Liberia and are fully insured by the Endloosung Bonding Company.)
The Greek Adventure Ship, the Tomas, sets sail every month for an exotic destination. You and your family can have your own container to enjoy the trip.
“You probably have bad memories of your arrival in Palestine on board the Exodus. Oh, it must have been disheartening to find all those tiring indigenous people claiming to own the land. And what could you do? You had to kill them, right? Right. Not any more. Those same indigenous people will now wave at you as you board one of our gracious ships and head off to a fabulous new world of high adventure in another colony. A new settler state awaits you.” Stavras Skatatopoulos, President of Greek Adventure Shipping Lines, Ltd.
AND WE AGREE. YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE TO RIDE A SHIP LIKE THIS AGAIN IN ORDER TO OPPRESS SOME THIRD WORLD PEOPLE. DO IT IN LUXURY WHILE YOU HAVE TIME. AND, TIME IS SHORT! YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN TIME RUNS OUT. (Our ships do not include boorish British soldiers or their weapons.)
Our ships are rigged to take you to the far ends of the earth. The “Lefka Geia” is now ready to set sail for one of our favorite destinations…..to a new world perfectly suited for those who are searching for a Promised Land where no irritating natives or Iranians live. To a place promised to you by Y-A-H-W-E-H!!
Zionists will be delighted to know that the only inhabitants here are penguins whose rookeries are limited in size and scope. Moreover, penguins, unlike their Palestinian cousins, do not have natural allies like Iranians or those despicable human rights organizations. Here, in the solitude of Elohim’s Country, in a new Zion, the intrepid colonialist can enslave the penguins with impunity. Penguins can also be prepared in the kitchen to meet the most rigorous standards of “kashrut” canonical law. It is truly the Promised Land.
The Greek Adventure Shipping Lines offers all its customers the most luxurious accommodations. There is no first class or third class. We are a totally no-class company. Everyone is treated the same. We are devoted to ferrying all undesirables to any place in the world in the very best containers. Our containers are made of the sturdiest fiberglass and are fully furnished. (Containers with windows cost an additional 1,500 shekels.)
Give it up! There is no point in prolonging the inevitable. Soon Iranian, Hizbollah and Syrian commandos will be flooding all of historic Palestine and arming those nauseating, autochthonous Palestinians. Get out now while the getting is good. Sail to Antarctica on one of our beautiful ships and create a new Zion.
Barry Edelstein Shitreet, formerly of Ascalon, relaxes in his fully equipped cubicle as he floats relaxedly to a new life in Utopia. “I’m hoping I can marry a non-Jew there. An Eskimo would be nice. It seems so right.” (Barry was informed that Eskimos live someplace else)
Call your travel agent now and book a berth on Greek Adventure Shipping Lines: Your gateway to a new and icy “Aliya”.
Reservations can only be made through Artakhshasta, Titus or Nebuchadnezzar Travel, sole agents for Greek Adventure Shipping in the world. They can be contacted at 011-123-775-983 in Damascus, Syria, or Teheran, Iran. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, sole proprietor.
NEWS AND NONSENSE FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
Obama’s allies, the Saudi apes, are once again in the news. This time, it’s about women driving cars and the gynocological injuries attendant thereto. You will not believe this:
Saudis dominate the news once again. Here, it’s about Saudi bank heists. Enjoy:
And now, even more from that fabulous kingdom:
More from the wonderful world of Wahhabism.
And never to be outdone, Erdoghan’s thugs join in the abominations: