THE JORDANIAN-BASED “JIHADIST SALAFI MOVEMENT” ANNOUNCED THE ARRIVAL OF THEIR DEAR BELOVED APE, ‘ALI ‘ABDULLAH SALAAH, IN HELL YESTERDAY IN A PRESS CONFERENCE IN AMMAN, JORDAN. The louse-ridden monkey was killed in fighting in Der’ah according to SyrPer sources.
For a good map of the battleground, click on this:
Muhijja Village: A Truck loaded with Zionist-manufactured missiles, 36 60mm mortar shells and a Sears Catalog of ammo was stopped and incinerated yesterday by crack SAA troops. The driver went up in flames with his cargo and could not be identified. The Zionist missiles were referred to as LAU.
Der’ah City: At the Old Customs Building in which rodents were hiding, the Orkin Man paid a visit and collected the following plague-carrying vermin:
‘Abdul-Rahmaan ‘Abdullah Hammooda
Fadhlallah Al-Masaalima (Another clan of morons who have guaranteed their own extinction with these rats)
Another 3 could not be identified.
READERS NOTE: The Syrian Army is proving quite adept at tracking supplies from Jordan. Any talk you hear from Jordanian officials denying reports that terrorists operate from their territory are outright lies. In fact, the Zionist Settler State uses Jordanian routes to resupply the mercenary rat armies of both Saleem Idrees and Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani (J.N.) However, with the assistance of China, Russia, drones and a whole host of sympathetic Jordanian Arab nationalists, the on-going effort to resupply and reinforce is coming a major cropper.
Nawaa: Fierce fighting to liberate this very important town outside Der’ah. Major advances reported as the SAA and militia drive hard into people’s homes used by the rats to store ammunition and weapons. Monzer reports that MI is monitoring every communication as the rats have now given up on some of the very advanced equipment they received from the U.S. and are using cellphones. No reinforcements are coming. SyrPer predicts that Nawaa will fall within the next 72 hours. The rat situation here is desperate.
Ghadeer Al-Bustaan: Heavy fighting with Syrian army crushing J.N. terrorists inside and in the farms around this town. No details.
‘Adwaan: 6 confirmed rats dispatched to Old Cootie’s Kitchen:
‘Ayn Al-Baashaa: No details about fighting here.
Al-Za’roora: Soon to be liberated. Rats desperate. No details.
Al-Heeraan: No details.
‘Itmaan: Monzer very confident as SAA confirms 16 rats carcasses. All foreigners:
Bil-Kaayed ‘Abdul-Sattaar (MOROCCAN FLY DROPPING)
No other carcass contained identification. Even this Moroccan is suspect because he appears Somali.
Inkhil: Aramaic imperative tells you about this town’s history. Fighting. No names.
Al-Nu’ayma: Fighting and no details.
AL-RAQQA: PYD (PKK) ROUTS JABHAT AL-NUSRA RODENTS AND KILLS 7. 2 KURDISH MARTYRS KILLED BY MORTAR SHELL AT JANDARI.
Al-Qaaboon: Security forces killed several rodents in this area which is about to be deloused:
Jawbar Quarter: At the Mid-Corniche, confirmed 7 vultures dead and 12 taken prisoner:
“Abu-Qataada” (Another Qataada! Yawn. Id pending)
Shareef Al-Haffaar (He’s now digging down to Hell)
Harastaa: Big truck loaded with weapons is spotted east of the Salaahuddeen Mosque. The driver was killed as he tried to evade Justice. WE HAVE TO THANK PRIME MINISTER MILEIKOWSKI OF THE ZIONIST SETTLER STATE AND PRINCE CHIMPANZEE OF SAUDI ARABIA FOR THIS FABULOUS GIFT FOR OUR MILITIAS :
Doumaa: At the Shiffooniyya (Chiffonier) Farms area. Another truck with weapons was stopped and a firefight took place. The battle was lopsided and these 2 rodents to a cold balloon down to Hell:
ONCE AGAIN, WE THANK BENNY MILEIKOWSKI OF THE ZIONIST SETTLER STATE AND PRINCE ORANGUTAN OF SAUDI ARABIA FOR THE WONDERFUL VARIETY OF ROCKETS AND AMMO FOR OUR MILITIAS.
Shab’ah Farms: Liberated town. Fighting by desperate buzzards outside, on the margins. WE CAN CONFIRM THAT JORDANIAN, SAUDI, KUWAITI AND IRAQI FLIES WERE AMONG THE DEAD. WE WILL HAVE DETAILS TOMORROW. Over 61 rodents, flies and vultures killed here.
Al-Hujjara to the South of Damascus: Another Jabhat Al-Nusra grub die-hard died hard:
Al-Qaasimiyya-Al-Dilya Junction, these insects were swatted down:
Al-Bilaaliyya: A car filled with expensive weapons, scopes, night-vision equipment and ammo belonging to the “Brigades of Al-Ghouta’s Shield” (yawn) was sent to the junk yard along with its driver. Another passenger survived by surrendering and giving MI the other’s known nom de guerre:
“Al-Nims” (“The Weasel”. How appropriate. Id pending)
WHAT CAN WE SAY? HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE THANK PRINCE MARMOSET OF SAUDI ARABIA FOR THESE FABULOUS GIFTS?
Daarayyaa: The BRIGADE OF RUKNEDDEEN’S MARTYRS (yawn) gave these up yesterday:
Muhammad Al-Nakkaash (He’s hoe-ing his way to Hades now)
MA’LOOLAA: At the Ambassador Hotel on the mountain north of the town, the SAA catapulted these goose droppings straight to Belial’s Hothouse:
And then, at Dhahrat Mikhaa’eel, north of Jubb-‘adeen (the word “Jubb” means “well” as for water) and south of Al-Sarkha Valley and Al-Musaytba Hillock near the Bertha Farms in the area of Rankoos (Whew!), the Jabhat Al-Nusra lost 36 rodents. According to Monzer, the SAA confiscated 4 crates of brand new AK47 rifles manufactured in China along with ammo. No names of carcasses, yet.
BUT, THANKS AGAIN, PRINCE GIBBON MONKEY OF SAUDI ARABIA FOR THIS MARVELOUS GIFT.
Yabrood in the Qalamoon Mountains, fighting intense in Ra’s Al-‘Ayn, Al-Naassiriyya and Al’Itna. No details for now.
Al-Hilaal Farm: A 23mm machine gun cannon was seized and immediately given to NDF. No details.
Hamad Wells: 2 cockroaches were caught crawling in the fields looking for water. They got fire instead:
Fighting with no details today in these areas. Wa’el is taking the day off (lazybones) and I’m stuck with SANA only:
Jabal Well in rural Palmyra (Tadmur)
In other areas:
Talbeesa East at the Convalescent Home for the Elderly
Baab Hood in the City near the Al-Za’faraan Mosque
Al-Warsha behind the Hamawi Tower
Al-Qaraabees west of the National Hospital. SANA says 9 rats went down.
Dayr Fool: A number of rodents killed from the J.N. A Saudi monkey is among them.
ALEPPO: I have areas of fighting in Aleppo but no reports from Wael which makes me feel uncomfortable.
SANA reports fighting at ‘Azeeza:
Farhaan Hassan Kassaar
I’ll have details tomorrow. ZAF
NEWS AND COMMENTARY:
Laugh hard as Saleem Idrees gnashes his teeth:
More refutation of the lying American position that Damascus ordered the CW attack. It’s getting embarrassing to listen to Obama carp about this like Colin Powell at the U.N.:
Lavrov’s interview with the WP has some interesting points. Worth reading:
Lew Rockwell’s site raises more interesting questions and accurately calls Obama a war criminal:
Jo6pac sends this clever and trenchant article about the handshake that never happened with a lot more. Thanks Jo,
And Jo sends another salvo of Obama-lies for our readers:
Mr. Geir sends this about Obama as Antichrist and Christian killer:
Bot Tak sends this about Americans consistently, and intelligently, disapproving of Obama’s miserable policies on Syria:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT FROM DUDLEY DO RIGHT OF THE RCMP:
THANKS, DUDLEY FROM SNIDELY: