FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 24, 2013 – JOHN McCAIN: SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE’S NEW WINNER OF THE EGON KRENZ AWARD FOR 2013!

THE EGON KRENZ/MARKUS WOLF AWARD IS GIVEN EACH YEAR TO THE PERSON MOST SKILLED OR UNSKILLED IN THE FIELD OF HELPING THE SYRIAN SECURITY SERVICES IN THE PERFORMANCE OF THEIR DUTIES TO THE SYRIAN PEOPLE.  THIS PERSON IS ALWAYS COMMITTED TO UNDERMINING THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC THROUGH SANCTIONED ACTS OF SUBVERSION, TERRORISM OR BLACKMAIL. HOWEVER, DUE TO ASTONISHING BLINDNESS, INDIFFERENCE TO METHODOLOGY OR PLAIN KNUCKLE-HEADEDNESS, THE ACTS OF THIS PERSON INEVITABLY ADVANCE THE CAUSE OF SECURITY AND STABILITY IN THE SYRIAN ARAB REPUBLIC ASSURING VICTORY FOR OUR INTELLIGENCE SERVICES.  

IN OUR FIRST YEAR, 2011, WE AWARDED THE EGON KRENZ PRIZE TO NONE OTHER THAN ROBERT FORD,  THE AMERICAN AMBASSADOR TO DAMASCUS AND CHIEF AGENT PROVACATEUR FOR THE CIA IN SYRIA. 

Robert Ford’s efforts to bring democracy and anti-Iranianism to Syria won the hearts of the citizens of that country.  He is now scheduled to represent the U.S. in Cairo.  One can only wonder what reception he will get from the adoring public there. 

Ford’s unprincipled behavior defied all known diplomatic etiquette; he regularly visited opponents of the government, and, in so doing, “outed” the miscreants.  His consistent exposing of these traitors earned him the title of The Pied Piper of Hama as rat after rat was cordially visited by agents of the Political Security Bureau with life-impacting results.  General Ali Mamlouk called him “Syria’s most important agent and a hero of the Ba’ath Party”. 

Then, in 2012, the award was given to a native German.  He was the head of Bundesnachtrichtendienstes, Germany’s CIA.  He is none other than Herr Gerhard Schindler whose utter mismanagement of his duties as chief spy entrusted with the task of overthrowing Dr. Assad resulted eventually in his visiting Syria in February of 2013 and meeting General Ali Mamlouk who struck a bargain with him in Damascus.  Herr Schindler now believes the anti-Assad rats have no chance of winning the battle and he is eagerly exchanging information with Syria about European-based Islamist radicals.  His Shpionschiff in the Mediterranean has proven to be a running gag in Syrian Military Intelligence where humorless German monitors are regularly served baloney to eat with their daily ration of beer.

  

Herr Schindler seen here forcing a smile after learning sailors on his spy ship mutinied after learning they had to drink a Turkish brew.  Scheisse!!

And then,  a Frenchman won the prize for 2013. Erard Corbin De Mangoux, former chief of the Direction Generale de la Securite Exterieur (DGSE), so amazed Syrian intelligence agents with this Clouseau-like shenanigans that he was immediately nominated for the prize.  In fact, Mister De Mangoux, is the chief architect of the “Lebanon Affair” where an entire troupe of French spies arrived in Beirut Airport and drove off indiscreetly to North Lebanon in Oscar Mayer Wiener trucks to supposedly assist Syrian terrorists in overthrowing the Assad government.  One can see how successful they were. 

De Mangoux, like all Frenchmen,  pretends he is important.  Here, he is seen doodling on his wife’s cheque-book for this photo: “La plume de ma tante”“La plume de ma tante”……

BUT NOW!  THE WINNER FOR THE 2013-2014 EGON KRENZ PRIZE MUST BE AWARDED TO THE ONLY MAN WHO DEFEATED THESE RUNNER-UPS:  GENERAL SALEEM IDREES, BANDAR BIN SULTAN, KING ABDULLAH THE DWARF OF JORDAN AND EVEN PRINCE FATSO OF CATARRH!  

THE BOARD OF GOVERNORS OF SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE AND THE CULTURAL COMMITTEE FOR THE MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ARE PROUD TO AWARD THE EGON KRENZ/MARKUS WOLF PRIZE TO THE ONE AND ONLY:

JOHN McCAIN

Known as America’s poster boy for the Alzheimer’s Patients’ Association and the Dementia Praecox Alliance,  McCain, ever the maverick, chooses sides by flipping coins or wishing on rose petals.  His unwavering support of the terrorist rat armies in Syria has given new life to Dr. Assad’s publicity blitz in which he is contrasted with McCain’s “off the wall” style, gaining new ground in convincing the world that the enemies of Syria are not “moderate democracy advocates”, but, instead, “cannibals, savages and fanatical Salafist rats”.

McCain’s calls for increasing lethal aid to the terrorists has met with strident rejection by the American people who have actually called him “traitor”, “apostate”, “nutcase” and “weasel” in front of tv cameras.  His every word spoken in defense of the Islamist killers in Syria nets the Assadists ten million more supporters.  His telephone calls to General Idris in Apaydin are regularly monitored by MI with unintended comic results:

McCain:  Hello. Hello. General?
Idris:  Yes. Yes. Senator.  
McCain:  I’m calling just to tell you that I approve of your plan to attack Al-Qusayr from Lebanon again.  It sounds like a real winner.
Idris:  But, we need more weapons and money…..especially money. (Tee hee hee)
McCain:  Well, I will never be called yellow when it comes to helping democracy-loving freedom fighters. I’ll send you my personal check for $50.00 tomorrow.  Keep up the good work.
Idris:  Could you put a few zeros after the $50, Senator?  The freedom fighters and democracy-loving activists would really appreciate it more.
McCain:  Well, I dunno. I can’t be seen financing your revolution.  It would be very burdensome for me and my wife.  How about that stocky guy in Arabia?  
Idris:  Oh, his son is not interested any more.  We need to buy more weapons for the attack on Al-Qusayr so we can bring freedom and justice once again to Syria.  (Tee hee hee)
McCain:  Got it. Gee.  I’ve got to figure something out for you.  Let me think about this for a while.  In the meantime, who do I make the check out to?
Idris:  S-A-L-E-E-M I-D-R-E-E-S.  That’ll work just fine, Senator.              
McCain:  I don’t think it’s a good idea to attack those Al-Qaeda folks, you know.  It’s so confusing.  I just heard they chopped off some of your people’s heads.  Got to talk to them.  You know. 
Idris:  Yes.  It appears you have excellent relations with Al-Qaeda, Senator. Why don’t you call them and tell them what you think?
McCain:  Yes. Yes. Geeze. I’ll call Dr. Zawaheri and set it straight.  You want some more chemical weapons?
Idris:  Sure.  Why not.  We’ll fire them at the U.N. inspectors.  Then you can blame Assad.
McCain: Boy. That sounds like a winner too.  Let’s do it.  I’ll call Bandar to coordinate it. Okay?

 

In response to a critic who startled the Senator by suggesting he couldn’t skillfully blow out of one side of his nose, McCain was game and won the bet. 

His misguided efforts to help Syria’s rat population has made him the darling of the Syrian security establishment.  No man has his capacity to sour people on a particular project – so much so that the Syrian Information Ministry is studying a Russian plan to get McCain to vociferously oppose Damascus’ claim to the island of Cyprus.  His talent for conjuring up absurd scenarios in which Islamist fanatics are America’s natural allies has made his name synonymous with “SNAFU”, “lame-brained”, “at sea” and “addled”.  His status as former war hero, because he flew his jet plane, while drunk,  over North Vietnam and then, being shot down as his ejection seat automatically deployed and inadvertently foisted him on the world, gave him some gravitas – for a while.  That is, until he was exposed as a fraud, a squealer, a rat fink and popinjay. His last words to his N.V. interrogator are legend in Hanoi:  “Hey, do you want to hear about my own mother?”

Nobody is more deserving of this award than this fulminating, farcical, four-flushing fabricator of fustian.  He is, after all, the maverick:  JOHN McCAIN. 

 

In another immortal scene from the life of war hero and perennial pest, John McCain, he poses with two known kidnappers, rapists and decapitators whom he called “freedom-fighting activists”.  Yawn.

Mr. McCain’s prize this year will be his own box of kitty litter which he can use personally in his office when his aides are away doing his good work.  

       


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Sorry that i repost this link….but i think this is quite significant….and a indirectly a confession :

http://www.prisonplanet.com/saudi-arabia-threatens-to-end-career-of-ap-reporter-over-chemical-weapons-story.html

Kind regards, Dutchie

Ziad Fadel
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I already posted it with thanks to you. You’ll see it in the second post today. Ziad

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FSA seem to be in increasingly precarious situation. The best they can do to counter Al Qaeda taking over the strategically important town of Azaz is that they are shaving their beards off in protest. I also recall FSA Generalissimo Idriss saying FSA conditions rapidly deteriorating a few weeks ago.

Ziad Fadel
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So is his DNA and brain cells. Idris is a former dean of a military academy with zero experience in battle. He is a slimy little coxcomb. Hardly worth all this writing. Ziad

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Hi all, Dudley here. A couple of germane links further pointing out that John McCain has both been given leave of most of his faculties, most notably sanity, and he is a traitor. A small detail about his visit to the Al Quaeda rebels. HE DID SO ON THE AMERICAN HOLIDAY MEMORIAL DAY! He visited Al Quaeda on the day that the US celebrates those lost in service ( including the thousands at the hands of AL QUAEDA )! IMAGINE THE GALL!http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/may/27/john-mccain-rebel-leaders-syria Secondly, when the senate was going through their fan dance to try to make world war 3 a… Read more »
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Love this stuff. I may use it tomorrow to further sink this blackguard. Ziad

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It is an embarrasment for all us living in Arizona to be associated with this trash. I try to respect anothers sovereignty, but I must admit that if I was ever face to face with this person I would regress to kicking him in the balls.

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http://rt.com/politics/missiles-s300-russia-iran-deal-739/ Despite all of the talk , there has been no definitive deal made with the Iranians over the Russian S 300 missile systems. And in the opinion of this reporter, absolutely none of these things will ever be sent to Iran under any circumstances. For many reasons. One , Israel is a friend of Russia and has requested that this deal not be made. Two, the Iranians are notorious in their art of reverse engineering, which pisses off the Jewish Oligarchs in Russia which own and run the Russian military industrial complex. So no deal. Not now. Not ever.… Read more »
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“Israel is a friend of Russia “…

If Russia and israel are friends.. and Russia is helping Syria and IRAN with weapons to keep NATO and Israel away.. then what kind of ‘Friend’ is Russia to Israel? Russia is the only thing blocking ISrael and the Zionist from controlling all the middle east.. .. means your wrong! Russia is a friend of Israel and they are of United States.. don’t confuse diplomacy with friendship..

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creepy hasbara troll. pathetic whiner… russia is talking about building a second nuclear plant in iran! idiot…

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I doubt that there is any friendship. Russia has reasons for pretending to be civil with the Zionists just as Mr. Putin keeps jailing their apologists. Iran has already built an S-300 from a prototype design. They are very clever. They have a real culture. Ziad

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@ “If Russia and israel are friends.. and Russia is helping Syria and IRAN with weapons to keep NATO and Israel away.. then what kind of ‘Friend’ is Russia to Israel?”

Russia is NOT helping Syria and Iran. Russia denied them S-300. The other Anonymous guy just gave a concrete example, idiot. Are you able to think clearly?

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@ AnonymousSeptember 24, 2013 at 3:03 PM

stupid troll, trix are for kids. S300 are good against fighters and bombers. How can that help Syria right now fighting terrorist?? All they would do right now is make another target that needs to be guarded. Not in Syria’s best interest right now.

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I didn’t realise J Al Nusra was also Al Qaeda franchise. Who is paying for this multitude of factions. Some guy must be going to an ATM every fifteen minutes to pay the wages and provisions, very expensive. They can’t all be US and Saudi and Qatar financed, can they? ” Fighters of Kurdish Popular Committees in Syria have killed at least 83 foreign terrorists affiliated to the al-Qaeda-linked al-Nusra Front in northern province of al-Raqqa. The clashes broke out in Tal Abyad village on Monday when the al-Nusra terrorists were attempting to infiltrate into the area that is under… Read more »
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Dudley Here, Certainly Saudi Arabia and Quatar have spent billions in overt support for these guys and will continue to do so. THey and the US state department are paying the wages. As well, in this day and age, twitter and facebook facilitate donations by satanists, barbarians and nihilists. http://creepingsharia.wordpress.com/2012/07/31/twitter-and-facebook-facilitating-terrorist-fundraising/ Not to mention, terrorist money is routinely laundered and put to work by large multinational and US banks, all with criminal impunity. http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/12/11/us-hsbc-probe-idUSBRE8BA05M20121211http://www.activistpost.com/2013/09/whistleblower-hsbc-still-laundering.html It is disquieting to have the scales fall from ones eyes to realized that the satanic trinity of the US (nato), Israel, and the gulf states are… Read more »
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I posted this today before I saw your message. The money is now coming from Bandar Bin Sultan and his ape allies in Arabia. It can’t last long. It will bankrupt the stinking Saudi monkeys. Ziad

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Lindsay Graham and John McCain traitors?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/22/wilkerson-mccain-graham-traitors_n_3972701.html

And yet the hillbillies from Arizona and South Carolina keep voting for them time after time. The world is paying dearly for their ignorance. Pfft!!!

Claudia

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Don’t be so cruel, Claudia. The voters still won’t support their crackpot plans for war in the ME. If we’re lucky, they’ll both get some disease and leave everybody be. Ziad

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More AZAZ twitter : ISIS in control of northern border town, and all because a German doctor took photos of their women.

BREAKING:ISIS carrying out arrests and raids on homes in Azaz;names of detainees ascertained: Mohammed Janad, Mohammed Rajoob, Yasir Salbiya

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This is very interesting. Please get me more details. Ziad

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that’s great news – Syrian Army Regains Control over Strategic Oilfield in Eastern Syria
Army regained control of a strategic oilfield in Eastern Syria after fierce battles with militants in Deir Ezzur.
The Syrian army took back control of Al-Tim oilfield from the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) terrorist group in Deir Ezzur on Tuesday http://www.islamicinvitationturkey.com/2013/09/24/syrian-army-regains-control-over-strategic-oilfield-in-eastern-syria

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Ah, so that was the story about Al-Taym. I did not get any details about that, yet. Thanks. Ziad

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Interesting statistics. Especially about what the rat countries are. Based on reports it looked a few months ago there were at least 15 000 – 20 000 dead terrorist. US Agency: 130,000 Militants from 49 States Fighting in Syria It added that there are at least 130 thousand non-Syrian militants in Syria, some are Arabs and others from non-Arab countries, Al-Alam reported. The statistic is as follows: Tunisia 1902 dead – Libya 1807 dead – Iraq 1432 dead – Palestine 1002 dead – Lebanon 828 dead – Egypt 821 dead – Saudi Arabia 714 dead – Yemen 571 dead –… Read more »
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those numbers seem small to me and jordan and chechnya are notable by their absence.

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The absence of Jordanians and Chechens is curious. These are pie in the sky figures. Ziad

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130,000 men ! amazing.

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I managed to get a bite at that scum on Pravda too. I wrote it before he wrote his.

http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/24-09-2013/125747-open_letter_mccain-0/

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Thanks, Frank. I will showcase your letter tomorrow. Fabulous. And note too, that the children in the Ghouta appear to be Alawi children kidnapped from Latakia. McCain, of course, is an idiot. See you tomorrow. Keep writing to me. Ziad

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Noted long ago Ziad. These liars and their imminent demise are too fascinating to miss a story. Thankyou for your blog and sharing my posts.

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To find the bloodiest and the most criminal fighting group including SAA our blog’s Short film contest continue…

APES AND HUMANS PRESENTS (CURTSEY ZIAD):
more links are welcome
(fake or not Ziad and < ıgor are the juries)

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I thought I smelled an open grave.

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I will look at these tomorrow. I really need a martini. Ziad

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With respect to McCain… the Spectacle which is Egypt. The US installed Muslim Brotherhood through crooked elections.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/06/22/egypt-election-commission-to-look-into-fraud-complaints-filed-by-candidate-who/

then egypt revolted when the brotherhood screwed them economically, then they turned on syria, sided with jihadis, as well as were threatening ethiopia. The egyptians saw that the US was enabling terror and moved.

John McCain and his same sex partner Lindsey “powderpuff” Graham went to Egypt to try to work their voodo and for their troubles, left official persona non grata…

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Peace/2013/08/06/Egyptian-Govt-to-McCain-He-is-persona-non-grata-an-unwelcome-person

This inveterate a$$hole needs to be committed already.. Here is some great footage of him in an interview.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5b9_1380036529

marble mouthed, lying buttplug.

regards, Dudley

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5b9_1380036529

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM_cFo27URg this is the winner short film

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An award in favour of a supporter to the Fertilizators of Subsequensed Alzheimer like J. McCain is quite intriguing.But to come back to the donator’s phrase, at least Herr Krenz, longtime head of GDR’s youthorganisation FDJ established ties to the Syrian RYU, shorttime successor as head of the state in 1989 (judged, sentenced and imprisoned, released 2003, retired in Dierhagen up today) and Markus Wolf, head of the SpyDep. of MfS (judged, sentenced twice, released on probation, retired in Berlin, died in 2006) didn’t act out and didn’t use their power to kill their own (or any other) citizens once… Read more »
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