The following towns and villages have been completely deloused:
‘Umm Haaratayn East and West
Al-Sultananiyya and Saalem East and West
‘Itmaan: SAA killed these vermin:
Khaldoon Jamaal Al-Massri
Rustum Zaydaan Al-Massri
‘Imaad Saaleh Al-‘Uwayd
OUR CONGRATULATIONS TO THE AL-MASSRI FAMILY FOR THE ADDITION TO BELIAL’S ROSTER IN HELL. GOOD SHOW.
Al-Shaykh Sa’ad: NDF and SAA terminated these insects:
Yaasser Mahmoud Abu-Tayyiba (JORDANIAN COPROPHATIST)
‘Abdul-‘Azeez Al-Qahtaani (SAUDI ARABIAN APE MUCOSA)
Mashhoor Al-Furqaan Al-Dawsari (SAUDI ARABIAN DUNG BEETLE)
Ahmad Nawaaf Al-Suwaydaan
Yusuf Muhammad Al-Shara’
‘Abdul-Salaam Ameen Al-Furqaan
Nawaa: No details about rats but much ammo, many missiles and lots of CAPTAGON!! THANK YOU, PRINCE BANDAR THE ORANGUTAN.
Al-Tayyiba: SAA kills these:
Khaaled Muhammad Al-Naabulusi
Muhammad ‘Ali Al-Khateeb
CONGRATS AGAIN TO THE AL-NAABULUSI FAMILY FROM MEPHISTOPHELES.
Al-Muzayreeb, Al-Yaadoodaa, Al-Jeeza, Al-Hiraak all saw lots of fighting. I have the names but will have to publish them on Sunday when I’m back from an important engagement with a swarm of blue gills.
I have to go fishing. I will be back Sunday to make up for any lacunae. Ziad
SENSE AND SENSIBILIA; FACTS AND FOLDEROL; TRUTHS AND FALSEHOODS FROM THE WORLD PRESS:
NSNBC analyzes Turkey’s downing of our helicopter at 14,000 feet and the repercussions:
Veterans weigh in on the nonsense about the CW attack and expose it for what it is:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Dudley Do Right of the RCMP sends this nice shot of rodents going “POOF!”: