FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 2, 2013 – MEET KAPTAIN CAPTAGON!! INTERNATIONAL DRUG DEALER AND TERRORISM ENABLER; KILLER OF CHILDREN

KAPTAIN CAPTAGON IS HERE!!

 
“Would you like a prostate exam? The anesthetic is Captagon.”  
DURING THE DAY HE IS A MILD-MANNERED AND CUDDLY MONKEY IN CHARGE OF HIS COUNTRY’S NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE BOARD.  AS RICH AS CROESUS, HE CAVORTS WITH RICH AND FAMOUS WHITE PEOPLE IN HIS TRADEMARK BLUE JEANS, TEXAS BOOTS AND TEN GALLON HAT.  BUT WHEN HE’S NOT INVEIGLING THE BUSH’S IN CRAWFORD OR KENNEBUNKPORT OR SHAGGING BANANAS FROM BRIGHT EYED CHILDREN AT THE ZOO,  HE IS……………………………..
“The ‘A` stands for Ayraab, stupid”.

KAPTAIN CAPTAGON!  FEARLESS INTERNATIONAL DRUG DEALER AND TERRORISM ENABLER.  HE CAN LEAP OVER TALL BUILDINGS JUST LIKE A GIANT BABOON AND CAN CLIMB TOWERS WITH HIS PREHENSILE TAIL.  HE CAN PRODUCE THE MIRACLE DRUG, CAPTAGON, AND DELIVER IT WITH LIGHTNING SPEED. 

“But, oh kind sir….I prithee….what is Captagon?”  (Now heard to “Pomp and Circumstance”)

CAPTAGON IS THE SECRET FORMULA TO MAKE YOU WANT TO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS WITHOUT REMORSE!  IT IS FOUND ONLY ON THE PLANET FENETHYLLINE (ZONTAR) WHENCE THE GREAT KAPTAIN CAPTAGON HAILS.  IT IS A LIE THAT IT IS MANUFACTURED IN BELGIUM AND LUXEMBOURG, TWO NATIONS FAMOUS FOR THEIR MISERABLE BEERS. (Haraam)  IT CAN ONLY BE MADE ON ZONTAR!

He can be found in the playgrounds of Syrian schools delivering his message of slaughter.  He is found in the trunks of cars plying their way across the border from the Lebanon into Syria to deliver the miracle drug – CAPTAGON!  Captagon can be found in your monthly Wine Spectator issue.  His customers include, Abu Sakkaar the Cannibal, Abu Muhammad Al-Jawlaani the Infanticide, Abu-Hudhayfa the Libyan Oaf and so many others who have found the miracle of slaughtering the innocents as a fast ticket to the afterlife.

A large quantity of Captagon tablets are displayed at a police station in Beirut on Tuesday, August 13, 2013.(The Daily Star/Mohammad Azakir)
“Look, Ma! Golly.  Look at all that Captagon!”

TESTIMONIALS:

“Kaptain Captagon was my savior.  I had a really hard time shooting civilians in Der’ah because I thought it might be wrong.  But, then, Kaptain Captagon came and gave me these pills.  Now, I’m killing everybody.  I even fragged my commander.  It was great.”  Abu-‘Uqba the Tunisian before he was found smiling with a bullet in his head.   

“I kept telling my buddy that it was un-Islamic to fire on ladies carrying groceries, especially with their kids.  But after taking a few Captagons, I didn’t care anymore.  I killed my own mother the other day and feel good about it.  It’s the Captagon. It’s wonderful”.  Maghloob Al-Maghaaliba, a Syrian from Der’ah who now floats among the molecules of the universe thanks to Captagon.

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT’S A BIRD.  IT’S A PLANE!  NO, YOU IDIOT!  IT’S A MONKEY.  AND ITS NAME IS KAPTAIN CAPTAGON.  

TODAY, AS A PROMO, HE’S SELLING THE PILLS AND A FEW VIALS OF SARIN GAS MADE IN GEORGIA.  WHAT WILL HE THINK OF NEXT?  AND IF YOU CALL NOW AT 1-888-102-6666, KAPTAIN CAPTAGON WILL INCLUDE HIS WORLD-FAMOUS “OBAMA-MAMA VTX GAS STIMULANT AND FACIAL CREAM”.  AN UNBELIEVABLE VALUE PAID FOR BY SAUDI ARABIAN MARMOSETS.  DON’T MISS THIS GREAT OFFER.  IT’S ONLY AVAILABLE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.  AND SAUDI ARABIA DOESN’T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT.   



KAPTAIN CAPTAGON IS THINKING OF WAR!  BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY TO BE TOLD IN THE ANNALS OF SAUDI APE LORE. 











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Another Aussie –

Good morning, Ziad
LOL,LOL,LOL
Brilliant!
A bit insulting to apes but hey, you got my vote.
Be wary of a possible new False Flag. The US have apparently sent their destroyers in close enough for Syrian shore based weapons to hit them. Why? Can’t find the link right now will send in my morning time. Hmm…A Zionist Sub might take a pot shot. Remember they have form USS Liberty in 1967

Another Aussie

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Oh, we remember the Liberty so well, mate. I think you might be right about why the U.S. is putting its ships so close to our missiles. Ha ha. But, that’s all right. Be careful, though. Loose lips sink…..Ziad

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this thing bandar is not an ape.
this thing is a saudi jew.
a sodomiser of the strong and weak.
nothing but a piece of filth.
a walking talking bloated corpse.

Will no one rid us of this turbulent zionist shill?

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We thought he was gone back in late July 2012. Do these apes have nine lives? Ziad

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I must say, I was never a fan of American style comic book expression in the literature, but this kept me laughing even as I write this! Great and masterful job Ziad!

Best part must have been “Now, I’m killing everybody. I even fragged my commander. It was great”!

Ha Ha Ha! Someone needs to frag that cuddly monkey before the night comes again!

-Igor

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You are invited to do so. I will defend you gratis. My friend. Ziad

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I will try to remember to showcase this tomorrow although I already did that today with the Colonel. Keep sending me stuff. I love it. Ziad

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The GCHQ listening post on Mount Troodos in Cyprus is arguably the most valued asset which the UK contributes to UK/US intelligence cooperation. The communications intercept agencies, GCHQ in the UK and NSA in the US, share all their intelligence reports (as do the CIA and MI6). Troodos is valued enormously by the NSA. It monitors all radio, satellite and microwave traffic across the Middle East, ranging from Egypt and Eastern Libya right through to the Caucasus. Even almost all landline telephone communication in this region is routed through microwave links at some stage, picked up on Troodos. http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2013/08/the-troodos-conundrum/
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If the Saudis are such big enemies, why didn’t Syria hurt them in the past? In particular, once Syria decided to not go with their pipeline, war was inevitable, so why didn’t Syria prepare better?

Paul

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But so many surprises might be coming. A Minoan undulation? Perhaps. Ziad

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US colonel Anthony J. Macdonald took part in staging chemical videos:

Anthony J. Macdonald is General Staff Director, Operations and Plans Office of the Deputy Chief of Staff for Intelligence the Army Staff.

http://syrianfreepress.wordpress.com/2013/09/01/hacked-email-of-us-intelligence-colonel-shows-pentagons-involvement-in-chemical-attack-in-syria/

“Saw your latest success. Congratulations.Good job.”

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/syrian-activists-accuse-government-of-deadly-chemical-attack-near-damascus/2013/08/21/aea157e6-0a50-11e3-89fe-abb4a5067014_story_1.html

“I’m still thinking of those Syrian kids. Thanks God, they’re alive. I hope they got a present or some cash.”

“But Tony comforted me. He said the kids weren’t hurt. It was done for cameras.”

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I hope that wasn’t Mr. Tony. The kids will get more than a Timex watch. Ziad

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telegraphing intent

when the false flag on turkey comes here comes nato.

NATO chief convinced Syrian government behind chemical attack http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/09/02/uk-syria-crisis-nato-idUKBRE981

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NATO has been outed as a liar organization. I don’t even waste my time with that outdated old grand dame of deception. Ziad

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408805/The-image-John-Kerry-WONT-want-U-S-Secretary-State-pictured-dining-Assad-wife-Damascus-restaurant-war-broke-Syria.html

Hello Ziad and all other dear friends from dudley.

See the above link to show the satanic, long faced, mr ed looking, limousine liberal war criminal john forbes kerry dining with the assads. Recall his professional lying and fable delivery compares Dr Assad with hiter.

Kerry deserves to be shot in front of a firing squad without the usual provisions of a cigarette and blindfold.

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I would expect Snidely Whiplash to demand that – not the righteous Dudley. See you soon, buddy. Ziad.

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Yo Ziad bro … very funny …loadsa lols. I realise that the devastation inflicted upon Syria is no laughing matter but I feel the satire and denigration of the principle opponents is superb. You will always have my support for your exposures, analyses and juicy info from within SAA. Really appreciate the work getting this info and presenting to readers and the mental and emotional resilience you display in running this blog (after all…. some very strange and hostile comments) Take care bro cos I have no doubt the Zionists will not see sense and halt their aggression whatever the… Read more »
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You are very welcome. Ziad

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Bravo Zaid! A comic masterpiece!

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I want it made into a movie. Thanks, Sasha. Ziad

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Brilliant interview with deputy foreign minister Faisal Mekdad. Don’t know if its accessible to people outside of uk. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-23924805 . Amir

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I will try to showcase it tomorrow. Thanx, Ziad

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ziad, what can the armed forces do in regard to protecting their best equipment eg planes, tanks, artillery, helicopters, and obviously crack troops against missile or air attack. bunkers are of little use against bunker busters. is their a strategy or does the syrian army just hope for the best and accept big losses of equipment and men?

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I have told you about the surprises I cannot reveal. Some of you are getting warmer and warmer. Ziad

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dear Ziad,I think there is no time left for jokes.The greedy NWO overlords having paved the road to a final world destruction are on their killing spree.Assassinations are part of their daily tools.Congress will come short due to facts on the table.Security around Assad must be on highest alert.Bribing already arranged.WW3 coming anyway but I love too much my outstanding patriotic leader of the true true multicultural secular Nation of The Great Syria.The last dignified minder of the historic heritage of the famous Orontes region and Levante.I pray for him and his family and the Syrian People.God with you.On Syria… Read more »
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We thank you sincerely for your concern about Syria. Always write. Immer schreiben. Ziad

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3 times today on the bbc they talked about urgency.
talked about assad lashing out at turkey.
3 times today of
assad using chemical weapons.
the pressures he is under.
the dangers for the world.

a big false flag is coming folks it is all they have left too catapult them quickly into the fray.

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LOL this is supposed to be “proof” to start war against Syria!

http://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/782092/08-30-2013-usg-assessment-on-syria.pdf

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