SHAB’AH (and Al-Mistaah): The Syrian High Command announced yesterday that the SAA and its allied militia and NDF completely cleaned out the suburbs of Shab’ah and Al-Mistaah and wiped out the last nest of rats in that abandoned area. While searching several nests of vermin, SAA came upon a mother-lode of advanced satellite communications equipment in one home used as a C&C center. Moreover, a 500 meter tunnel was uncovered dug parallel to the Damascus Highway to be used as a sniper egress to allow for shooting civilians at will and with impunity. Or so the rats thought. These names have appeared on the Manifest for Travel to the Nether Regions:
Another 36 could not be identified as rats started to burn carcasses of foreigners with phosphorous while others either had no id on them or were carrying forged papers. Many of these rodents were from Jordan based on interrogations of the 83 prisoners who surrendered.
Syrian army regulars march proudly down this avenue in Damascus as they await the orders to crush the rats in Doumaa.
Al-Bayaadh: An IED factory was discovered and all contents seized east of Shab’ah. All canisters found inside indicated manufacture in Saudi Arabia. Also, SAA found a treasure trove of CDs with instructions and how-to manuals for terrorists. According to Monzer, early reports indicate British instructors.
This is the tunnel at Shab’ah that was uncovered by SAA. It is cool inside, which is nice for sleeping rats. That is, until the SAA boogey-man crawls in.
Daarayyaa: Still some jackals to be killed here and there. No problem. Yesterday, NDF put these scavengers down:
Muhammad Zuhayr Al-Damraani
MA’LOOLAA, CLOSER TO SARKHA: SAA ADDS ANOTHER 56 RODENTS TO THE LIST IN FIGHTING IN THE SURROUNDING HILLSIDES. LIST COMING TO SYRPER.
Dayr ‘Atiyya near Al-Nabak: 5 IEDs discovered by citizens and dismantled by SAA sappers. All C-4 to be used to kill Saudi rodents.
Al-Zabadaani in the East Hills: More rat-stats to make your heart sing as a major thrust is taking shape to finish the rats off once and for all. Here are some rodent carcasses whose former personalities now inhabit the Mephistopheles Opera Hall:
Mujahhaz: A 200 meter tunnel uncovered with 21 readied IEDs with weights between 50-75 kgs. All explosives were reserved for use against the Saudi “royal” apes. It’s coming soon to a theater near you.
Jawbar: Southeast of the Electric Company and east of the Athletic Arena, these rodents were engaged by the Orkin Man:
Harastaa: Northeast of the Cars Company, a sniper was detected taking position and he was hunted down and sniped himself. According to an intercept, he was called:
“Safwaan” (Id pending)
Doumaa: A firefight resulted in 19 rats getting on the Red Line to the Lower Bronx, courtesy of Satan’s Transportation Authority:
Khaleel Al-Bishish (Rat leader and oaf)
Qusayy Kinnayra (?)
The rest were not carrying papers and are presumed to be foreigners.
Bayt Sahm: On the margins of this town, a 23mm machine gun cannon was destroyed and 16 rodents dispatched to Cerberus’ Rat Shelter on the Styx:
The rest were unidentified and are presumed to be foreign.
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: A warehouse is destroyed in the area of Al-Zayzafoon near Bashawaat Street. Inside the warehouse was a 23mm machine gun cannon (THANK YOU MR. OBAMA FOR THE GIFT) and a mortar:
Jabr Al-Furayhi (JORDANIAN FLY LARVA)
Yabrood-Jayrood-Al-Sarkha: No details yet about over 100 rats killed in a major ambush. I’ll have it probably tomorrow.
Al-Husayniyya: Monzer reports 8 rodents trapped while stealing trash:
Al-‘Ibb Farms: Oh, the usual shoot and drop. So sad, really. A 23mm machine gun was seized in good condition thanks to Prince Bandar. All together, 23 rats were killed by SAA and NDF:
“Abu Nasr Khaan” (PAKISTANI MANURE EATING FERAL PIG. Id pending)
The rest were all foreigners and consigned to the lower door of the Pizza Oven in Hell.
Hujjayra: A mortar was destroyed. No details.
Babeelaa: Big numbers developing as SAA and militia are surrounding a large concentration of rodents. Aircraft involved.
Barza: It’s going to be over soon. Confirmed: 17 rats surrender and ask for amnesty program. Sadly, their chance may have passed. Nyuk. Al-Mistaah area of the suburb completely clear of rats.
Al-Qaasimiyya-Dayr Salmaan Junction: SAA trapped 3 rodents and gave them the boot:
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
Obama, ever the corrupt official from Chicago, has now waived export of weapons to the terrorists. I believe this is a part of more American treachery. It’s time we nuked Ankara:
For those who are watching the evolution of the nonsense about the CW attacks in the Ghouta, read this mind-blowing expose by Global Research and share it with friends:
O’Bagy did not even enroll in the Ph.D program because she was rejected by Georgetown. Man, what a scanda. Thanks, Leith for the other one from the Daily Beast:
Don’t laugh too hard. Here is a Syrian man beheaded in Saudi for smuggling amphetamines. But, what about Bandar smuggling CAPTAGON into Syria? Is that okay?
GMail sends this post showing terrorists firing CW at civilian centers:
Mike in Strasbourg sends this one of Venezuelan president, Maduro, speaking out about Syria. In Spanish with French subtitles:
John Esq. sends this curious article about Iran having warned the U.S. about terrorist rats having CW for more than a year. Like the U.S. didn’t know. Right?