Al-Raashideen: Police and SAA surrounded a pack of rats in an abandoned storefront and killed 4 while taking 2 prisoner:
Al-Mansoora near the Institute for Enhancement of Seeds, the SAA confirmed the deaths of 3 rats. No details.
Al-Ashrafiyya near the Salaahuddeen Mosque, SAA regulars and security forces clashed with 2 packs of rats in 2 vans. The vans were set on fire by the SAA as the rodents scurried out into the natural defenses surrounding the mosque. The SAA encircled them and after a 1 hour battle, these carcasses were identified.
Jawaad ‘Ali Al-Abraaj
Another 5 could not be identified and are believed to be foreign.
The SAA killed all 24 rats in a pack belonging to the Jabhat Al-Nusra “Liwaa’ Al-Tawheed” in a battle that spanned 8 hours which required the deployment of attack helicopters and mortars. MI intercepts of rat communications established that the enemy was foreign. Not one speaker had a Syrian accent and, instead, sounded like Gulf Ayraabs and Tunisian Barbary apes. The investigation at the scene confirmed these foreigners coming in from Turkey. Their bodies were cremated and their dust fed to the four winds. I have no names.
Al-Nayrab Airbase: to the north of the base, a regiment of Syrian army regulars seconded by militia espied 2 cars traveling at a high rate of speed on the east-west highway. Armored vehicles went out to intercept them. When they would not stop, the SAA fired at them from tanks located northeast of the base. In all, 18 rats were killed. Nobody survived. 4 crates of ammunition was seized and delivered to militia. I have no names.
Castillo: Missiles and grenades were seized but I have no details about this battle.
Reports coming in from Aleppo indicate a high level of activity by the SAA. For reasons which remain murky, the Ministry of Information and MoI are not revealing many facts about the operations there. I will always try to put together every fact I can get to paint a picture of developments in Aleppo.
Al-Zabadaani in the eastern hills: The SAA has now advanced to the broadcasting towers northeast of the gorgeous mountain resort of Bludaan in the area of the surrounding orchards. The SAA destroyed a van loaded with weapons and drugs killing these hyenas:
Ahmad Al-Zahra (a/k/a Abu-Adham)
2 were captured wounded and another 6 remain unidentified.
Al-Ruhayba: 16 rats killed. No details available.
Zibdeen Farms: Confirmed 29 vultures killed in a spectacular operation by SAA. In the area of Al-Mulayha these rats were positively identified:
Khaaled Al-Hanash (What a snake! Oh, maybe a serpent!)
The others were suspected foreigners.
Misraaba: To the east. SAA killed these:
Al-Qaassemiyya Farms: Police killed this slinky lizard:
‘Alaa’ Al-Ka’ak (Let him eat cake in Hell)
‘Irbeen: SAA killed this lonely rodent:
Daarayyaa: Remnant snipers still are getting their feathers burned:
“Muhammad” (a/k/a ‘Abu ‘Adnaan. Id pending)
Ahmad (a/k/a “Abu Al-Noor” Id. pending)
Birri Village: In the Salamiyya countryside, SAA confronted a pack of rats and killed them all. A rocket launcher was destroyed but lots of Captagon:
Yaasser ‘Abdul-Rahmaan (“Abu ‘Aaref)
Al-Shaakeriyya: Near the Turkish border. 41 foreigners were killed.
“Abu Dajaana” (LIBYAN APE PUSTULE)
TURKISH PROSECUTOR EXPOSES SMUGGLING OF SARIN GAS FOR AL-QAEDA. VERY IMPORTANT REPORT. DON’T MISS IT: MAKE IT VIRAL. (Thanks, Anon)
Now read this one sent by George. Remember Bandar, Obama and Georgia. The new scandal:
NOW SEE THIS TAPE SENT BY JOHN ESQUIRE WHICH CLEARLY ESTABLISHES THAT THE RATS USED THE POISON GAS. BELGIAN REPORTER DESCRIBES TORTURE. A MUST-SEE:
NEWS AND COMMENTARY:
Dudley Do Right, our noble friend in the Great White North, sends this crucial bit of evidence that it was the rats who used the Sarin gas in the East Ghouta:
Dudley sends another depicting a declaration of war by one rat group agains others in Aleppo.
Did O’Bagy commit perjury? Sure she did:
PLEASE LEAVE! MCCAIN TO RETIRE? PLEASE LEAVE!
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
A rodent who stole a Filipino U.N. soldier’s equipment is shot by SAA. As he slowly bleeds to death, his rat litter-mates repeat boring incantations designed to insure his quick descent into Hell. Thanks, Anon: