LATAKIA CENTER FOR FOREIGN RODENT DEATH IN THE WORLD. “WE’RE KILLING THEM LIKE LOCUST, ZIAD”, SAYS WAEL FROM THE COASTAL CAPITAL!
The Syrian army has racked up record numbers of foreign rodent carcasses in the northern area of Latakia Province near the border with Turkish-Occupied Syria (Hatay). Here’s the 2-day total:
Al-Tuffaahiyya: Terrorist scavengers get caught with their teats in the wringer as poor communication training led to a massive ambush in this sleepy, orchard-rich hamlet:
Abu-Al-Ghayth Al-Leebi (LIBYAN APE MUCOUS. Poss. Al-Habeeb Wa’raani)
Ahmad Al-Hufayli (MOROCCAN MARMOSET)
Muhammad Al-‘Ammaari (MOROCCAN BARBARY APE)
Badee’ Jahjaah (Leader of “The Free Fighters of Binnish”, Yawn)
Abu-Al-Hajjaaj (JORDANIAN CAMEL EXCREMENT)
‘Abdul-Razzaaq Shaykhaani (Leader of “The Free Fighters of Jabla”, Double-Yawn)
Muhammad Dayr-Al-Balah (IRAQI SNAKE PUS)
Another 39 could not be identified and are presumed foreign. The physical appearance of these rodents confirmed what many thought: Chechens. Also, some were carrying documents written in both Chechen and Russian.
Al-Rubay’ah: Hilarious efforts to infiltrate more rats into northern Latakia caused me to ask Wael if there was some new ESP technology. He said “no”. It’s just that they’re stupid. He still says the scuttlebutt is that Saleem Idrees is going to be demoted and dumped:
It is impossible to identify rodents in this area because it’s too dangerous to approach their carcasses. The number of dead rats strewn all over this town’s orchards is over 3,000. They have putrifacted and become a part of the fertilizer process. Wael says that during yesterday’s firefight, MI reports over 58 killed. No word on wounded.
‘Akku: Superior tactics and air support from Hind helicopter gunships made the difference as NDF and SAA eviscerated a nest of rodents as they made their way southward:
“ABU-QUTAYBA AL-TUNISI” (TUNISIAN TERMITE)
Another 17 could not be identified and are presumed foreign.
The onslaught continues unabated as the Republican Guard chalks up victory after victory. Now you know why the U.S., NATO and the Saudi apostate apes wanted to move quickly.
Al-Hujjayra: Jabhat Al-Nusra goes to the deep fryer in this lopsided firefight:
Tameem Al-‘Iraaqi (IRAQI MUSKRAT DROPPING. Id pending.)
Mustafaa Al-‘Amraani (MOROCCAN CAMEL URINE SAMPLE)
Another 6 could not be identified. 4 surrendered and are warbling to MI.
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: Lots of ammo seized, thanks to Bandar Bin Sultan’s generosity.
Daarayyaa: Clean-up of remnant snipers: At the 4 Seasons, Associations Quarter and National Hospital, SAA did these pigs in:
‘Abdul-Ra’oof Muqallad (var. Maqlid)
Al-Qaaboon: Riotous fun seizing 2 tons of usable weaponry courtesy of Bandar Bin Sultaan. A 23mm machine gun cannon, a mortar and 9 crates of AK47 rifles and ammunition. Also, a big store of stolen drugs. No details about the 9 dead carcasses.
Jawbar: The Jabhat Al-Nusra, once again, gives the best dying performance at the Al-Manaasher Roundabout and near the Teachers’ Tower. The number killed is 8 with 1 wounded. No details.
Harmala: A nest of rodents is uncovered and destroyed. Monzer has no details.
Doumaa: At the Financial Building, an entire nest is unearthed and destroyed.
Another 7 could not be identified and are believed to be foreign.
Al-Qaasimiyya: In the East Ghouta. A 23mm machine gun cannon, 2 crates of cartridges, IEDs, hand grenades were confiscated after the SAA and militia halted a caravan of cars with unusual cargo. It appears the SAA had a heads-up about this from intercepted communications. Nice prizes. Thank you, Prince Bandooq Bin Sultaan.
Al-Bihaariyya: Also, in the East Ghouta. A 23mm machine gun cannon was destroyed but much ammo recovered.
Shihaada Shihaada (PALESTEEZIAN SKUNK)
Barza: 4 trained rat assassins were killed last night. They specialized in killing civilians. They were killed before they could detonate their explosive belts.
Talbeesa: An entire command-and-control center was invaded by militia and security. A firefight ensued and 16 rats of the J.N. were sent to the Magic Presto Cooker in Hell:
Maajed Khishfa (a/k/a Al-Khattaab)
Taareq Darweesh (He belonged to the “Free Fighters of Syria”, yawn)
The rest could not be identified. 4 taken prisoner.
Daar Al-Kabeera: 2 cars with heavy weapons seized. No details.
Not much action as the rats are slipping away into oblivion.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
Jo6pac sends this very important series of photos of the U.N. weapons inspectors looking at rockets that could only be used by rats. This may be another slam dunk for the Syrian government:
Read this laugh-riot article from France (in English) and try to figure out what France could do. Gilbert, a co-host on Dr. Rick Staggenborg’s show, told me yesterday that France does not require a parliamentary approval for its president to act. But, imagine, Hollande acting:
But the French won’t go it alone!! Really? Gosh.
The Greeks are our bosom buddies. It is hard to imagine them allowing this to happen:
Jimmy Carter calls it illegal. And he’s not even a lawyer:
Frank, a classical music composer, sends this wonderful little vignette about the little Hafez and a potential link to Franz Schubert. Worth looking at:
One reader thinks Kerry’s lies in one speech amount to a Guinness Record:
Igor sends this interview with Dr. Assad conducted by Izvestia. Good stuff:
Dudley Doright of the RCMP sends this hilarious moment of relaxation and karaoke gone to Hell: