The Jabhat Al-Nusra (Al-Tawheed Brigade,
yawn) rat freak franchisees of the Al-Qaeda
monstrosity took a big blow the day before yesterday and yesterday when the Syrian army blocked an effort to infiltrate into Der’ah
City. With the help of residents, the pack of rats was identified, surrounded and smothered. At Al-‘Abdali
, these crawling rats were exterminated:
Naayef Mut’ib Al-‘Ishqaan (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE PUSTULE)
Muhammad Hateel Al-‘Utayba (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE CHANCRE)
Muhammad ‘Abdullah Muhammad ‘Ali Al-Zawr (JORDANIAN CAMEL SPITTLE)
Hussayn Khudhr (JORDANIAN WASP VOMIT)
Mish’al Fahd Al-Tareefa (SAUDI SCARABIAN PIG EXCREMENT)
Muhammad Hikmat Al-Masaalima
A militia unit intercepted a pack of rats who had just raided a farm nearby. The rats thought the owner was their friend. He called the MoD who alerted the forces closest to the incident and they did not hesitate. Monzer told me that the vehicles used by the militia members were those seized from the FSA. They were bought by Qatar!! Nyuk. Nyuk.
Sayf Hamood Mubaaraz
Ahmad ‘Ali Ta’aan
Muhammad Hassan Al-Sa’aayida
Another 3 were taken prisoner. All weapons seized and delivered to militia units.
Tafass: Fighting with no details.
Taseel: Ditto. Monzer reports that an important J.N. commander was killed here yesterday.
Busraa Al-Shaam: Great Roman ruins and a coliseum to vie with the one in Rome. 12 rats killed in a uniquely executed ambush by SAA:
Khattaar Ahmad Zaydiyya
‘Abdul-Sattaar Abu-Hawsha (Noisy fellow from a JORDANIAN FAMILY OF GRUBS)
Hassaan Ramzi Al-‘Aneed (He went stubbornly to Hell)
The rest could not be identified and are presumed to be foreign. All J.N.
Der’ah City: A 35kg IED with remote control was dismantled.
Nawaa: An attack on an SAA checkpoint resulted in the death of another major field commander-mercenary of the “Al-Muthannaa Brigade” (yawn) by the name of:
‘Abdullah Abu-Zurayq (a/k/a “Qaashoosh Der’ah”. His operational name means “garbage” and has other forms relating to brooms, sweepings and filth. He must have needed a haircut or something.)
Inkhil: SAA wiped out an entire nest of plague-carrying vermin and seized 30 anti-armor mines which will be used to blow up Saudi tanks soon enough. In the fracas, these crawling scavengers were sent to Satan’s Massage Parlor and Heat Treatment Center:
Muhammad Ahmad Al-Lahhaam (a/k/a “Abu Qaassem”, reputedly a field commander in charge of a control center in the town. He has been relieved of duty forever.)
Hassan Al-Furfoor (A small bird flies quickly to Hell)
Saydaa Al-Jawlaan: Not to be confused with the Syrian port city of Sidon (Ar: Saydaa). Action with no details.
Lots of rats surrounded and killed by joint air-land operation. As of the last count of carcasses on Monzer’s desk, 23 have been confirmed with the majority being foreign. So much for the blather about a civil war:
Naaji Abu-Al-Haajj (JORDANIAN ANT AFTERBIRTH)
Mustafaa ‘Abdul-Rahmaan (PALESTEEZIAN HOG BREATH)
Sufyaan Al-Wahsh (What a beast! JORDANIAN FECAL WEED BUD)
Sameer Al-Salti (JORDANIAN FLY)
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Sa’ad Al-Thawri (SAUDI SCARABIAN HOG VOMIT)
Shurahbeel Qawwaass (JORDANIAN FLEA DROPPING)
Durayd ‘Ali Rifqa
‘Alaa’ Jaaber Al-Saani’
The rest had no id.
Al-Hiraak: Fighting with no details.
Al-Jubayliyya: 30+ anti-armor mines found, dismantled and kept for use against Saudi Arabia.
Tal-Shihaab: 3 rats killed trying to evade capture. These were typical FSA types. No real desire for battle; only to get a check from PRINCE BANDOOQ BIN SULTAN OF ARABIA:
Jamla: No details.
Tibna: Firefight with no details.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
Here’s one for the laugh bin: I’m tellin’ ya. Turkey’s falling apart…and so is Lebanon: