The Jabhat Al-Nusra (Al-Tawheed Brigade, yawn) rat freak franchisees of the Al-Qaeda monstrosity took a big blow the day before yesterday and yesterday when the Syrian army blocked an effort to infiltrate into Der’ah City. With the help of residents, the pack of rats was identified, surrounded and smothered. At Al-‘Abdali, these crawling rats were exterminated:
Naayef Mut’ib Al-‘Ishqaan (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE PUSTULE) Muhammad Hateel Al-‘Utayba (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE CHANCRE) Muhammad ‘Abdullah Muhammad ‘Ali Al-Zawr (JORDANIAN CAMEL SPITTLE) Hussayn Khudhr (JORDANIAN WASP VOMIT) Mish’al Fahd Al-Tareefa (SAUDI SCARABIAN PIG EXCREMENT) Muhammad Hikmat Al-Masaalima
Al-Shabraq: A militia unit intercepted a pack of rats who had just raided a farm nearby. The rats thought the owner was their friend. He called the MoD who alerted the forces closest to the incident and they did not hesitate. Monzer told me that the vehicles used by the militia members were those seized from the FSA. They were bought by Qatar!! Nyuk. Nyuk.
Sayf Hamood Mubaaraz Ahmad ‘Ali Ta’aan Muhammad Hassan Al-Sa’aayida Wajdi Mahfoozh
Another 3 were taken prisoner. All weapons seized and delivered to militia units.
Tafass: Fighting with no details.
Taseel: Ditto. Monzer reports that an important J.N. commander was killed here yesterday.
Busraa Al-Shaam: Great Roman ruins and a coliseum to vie with the one in Rome. 12 rats killed in a uniquely executed ambush by SAA:
Khattaar Ahmad Zaydiyya
‘Abdul-Sattaar Abu-Hawsha (Noisy fellow from a JORDANIAN FAMILY OF GRUBS)
Hassaan Ramzi Al-‘Aneed (He went stubbornly to Hell)
The rest could not be identified and are presumed to be foreign. All J.N.
Der’ah City: A 35kg IED with remote control was dismantled.
Nawaa: An attack on an SAA checkpoint resulted in the death of another major field commander-mercenary of the “Al-Muthannaa Brigade” (yawn) by the name of:
‘Abdullah Abu-Zurayq (a/k/a “Qaashoosh Der’ah”. His operational name means “garbage” and has other forms relating to brooms, sweepings and filth. He must have needed a haircut or something.)
Inkhil: SAA wiped out an entire nest of plague-carrying vermin and seized 30 anti-armor mines which will be used to blow up Saudi tanks soon enough. In the fracas, these crawling scavengers were sent to Satan’s Massage Parlor and Heat Treatment Center:
Muhammad Ahmad Al-Lahhaam (a/k/a “Abu Qaassem”, reputedly a field commander in charge of a control center in the town. He has been relieved of duty forever.)
Hassan Al-Furfoor (A small bird flies quickly to Hell)
Saydaa Al-Jawlaan: Not to be confused with the Syrian port city of Sidon (Ar: Saydaa). Action with no details.
Al-Bassaala: Lots of rats surrounded and killed by joint air-land operation. As of the last count of carcasses on Monzer’s desk, 23 have been confirmed with the majority being foreign. So much for the blather about a civil war:
Attorney for 35 years and Supreme Court Certified Interpreter for Arabic/English
Diploma with Honors from Ann Arbor Pioneer High School in 1968; B.A. University of Michigan in Ann Arbor 1968-1972; M.A. University of Michigan Dept. of Near Eastern Studies 1972-1974; Ph.D. Cand. Univ. of Michigan 1972-1977; Then went to law school. Credits: Harvard University for classes in Islamic Philosophy; Fellowships from University of Pennsylvania 1976; 2 from Univ. of Michigan. Read English, Arabic, German, French, Farsi, some Hebrew. Studied Ancient Greek and Latin before grad school. Michigan Supreme Court Certified Interpreter/Translator for Arabic and English