ALEPPO: THE WORD IS OUT. OPERATION NORTHERN STORM IS ABOUT TO BEGIN NORTH OF ‘ANADAAN. MARK OUR WORDS. NEW FORCES HAVE ARRIVED AND ALL DUCKS ARE IN ROW. NOBODY CAN SAVE THE RATS NOW. JUST WATCH. SYRPER WILL BEGIN COVERING MORE ON ALEPPO IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
Syrian Army infantrymen shot down a whole slew of mercenary apes, hyenas, buzzards and dung beetles yesterday in Latakia Province near the border with Turkish-Occupied Hatay. Among the vermin were these foreign monkeys belonging to the “Brigades of the Immigrants” (yawn). (i.e. Al-Muhaajireen):
Al-Habeeb Al-Basheer Ben Qaayed (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE SPUTUM)
Muhammad Gharb (a/k/a “Abi ‘Abdullah Al-Tunisi. TUNISIAN SNAKE FANG PLAQUE)
‘Umar Salaah Ghurbaal (JORDANIAN ROACH EATER AND PROFESSIONAL PEST)
Mahmoud Ahmad Hassan-‘Ali
Haareth Muhammad Al-Doost (?)
‘Imaad Ahmad Dimashqi
Taareq ‘Aassem Al-Hassan
Baheej ‘Ali Yahyaa
Thaamer Nijmeddeen Hassan Akwaari
Muhammad Durayd Kabaareeti
Mustafaa ‘Abdul-Ghani Al-Murr
‘Aadel Ma’moon Abu-Naab
Haamed Zayn Kan’aan
Another 22 could not be identified. All found around area of Salmaa.
Bayaanoon Village: A 23mm machine gun was destroyed along with its operator:
Maazen Jihaad Al-Taqi
Hayyaan-Maslamiyya Road: a big clash with rat carcasses all over the countryside as militia arrived to strengthen SAA infantry and armor. Wael received reports that over 40 rats were killed but he has no details, yet.
Huraytaan: Confirmed 14 dead rats with lots of usable weapons thanks to Prince Fatso. Also found among the soon-to-be-rotting carcasses were more morphine vials and needles than one would requisition for the Mayo Clinic.
Sayf Al-Dawla: An attempt to infiltrate into this destroyed part of town liberated by the SAA met with dismal failure. The rats were trying to smuggle in some very sophisticated satellite transmitters. Also, SAA found more drugs among the carcasses. According to Wael, the telecom equipment is going to be studied carefully. This was something very new. No details.
READER ALERT: START WATCHING FOR MAJOR MILITARY MOVEMENTS AT BANI ZAYD, AL-SHAYKH MAQSOOD AND HANAANU. GOOD HUNTING. ZAF
GEORGE GALLOWAY KABONKS BRITISH BIGOT REPORTER’S INSIPIDITY ON THE AIR!! IT’S SO INSPIRING TO HEAR THIS WONDERFUL MAN WITH HIS AWESOME SCOTTISH BURR TURN THIS VIRAGO INTO SO MUCH SPOTTED DICK!!!
Many readers sent me the tape. I am so appreciative of their efforts. Ziad