Idlib is a natural stronghold for the Jabhat Al-Nusra and the FSA. It’s contiguity to Hatay Province makes it a perfect entryway into the Syrian Arab Republic, or so you would think. But it’s been mostly under the government’s control with the exception of some areas around Jisr Al-Shughoor, Salqeen and Saraaqeb.
In the rural areas, the rats have been able to connect with the largely Sunni farmers by promising them “riddance from Alawis and minorities” and “a more just profit distribution system based on Islamic principles”. Now if you buy that, maybe you want a share of the Verrazano Bridge. In truth, as time has gone on, many more farmers are turning away from the FSA and J.N. because their promises have become all too obviously transparent. A beheading here and there hasn’t helped the fanatics either among this relatively non-violent population.
Jisr Al-Shughoor bears much resemblance to Der’ah. Here the people are largely lower class, agriculturally oriented or basic-trades concentrated. Jisr Al-Shughoor is as Sunni as Der’ah or Al-Rastan with an educated class you can count on your left fingers. Efforts to wean these people away from extreme hatred of minorities have failed. This is why it has been so difficult to dislodge the rats from areas like Ma’arratmassreen. The rodents find it too easy to secure sustenance from a largely sympathetic population or one which is absolutely terrified of the Salafist/Takfeeri/Wahhabist presence.
As more SAA troops are freed for duty in the wake of stunning victories in Homs, more battles will be seen soon enough in Idlib although the preference seems to be Al-Raqqa. This is why the Saudi Arabian monkeys have paid for 1,500 more terrorists to enter Syria by way of Erdoghan’s Turkey. They will all be killed. May all Wahhabists burn alive.
We can confirm the deaths of 10 rodents in a firefight in this village near Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan. 8 were wounded and taken prisoner. All were FSA with precious little training.
The other 6 did not have valid identification. There was an attempt to burn some bodies to hide their nationality, perhaps.
Sinjaar in South Idlib Governorate, 2 rats went up in a ball of vapor when their IED exploded prematurely killing them both. SANA wrote that their identities were not determinable. Wael says they were Chechens.
Mu’tarem: Confirmed 3 dead rats. Too dangerous to approach carcasses. They will become a part of the fertilizer network.
Basanqool: On the Latakia-Areeha Road. 11 RATS KILLED IN UNIQUE OPERATION BY SAA. CONFIRMED:
‘Abdul-Jaleel Sawwaaf (IED expert)
Salaahuddeen Shooshaa (Shoo fly don’t bother me)
The other 4 could not be identified. 17 taken prisoner but in different physical conditions.
Al-Kafr: Near Areeha, Syria’s Jericho. A firefight supported by helicopters kills 4 rats. 2 taken prisoner.
Haas: It’s not a German name. A fight at a military checkpoint resulted in undisclosed number of rat deaths.
Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan: Abandoned town and birthplace of the literary/philosophical giant Abu Al-‘Alaa’ Al-Ma’arri. Heavy fighting as rats continue an effort to establish zones to block resupply of SAA. That’s another reason why the SAUDI APES paid for more terrorists. Russians are not worried.
Al-Maghaara: Fighting but no details.
Kafr Najd: 6 rats, all foreign, were killed. Wael says that impressions are of dark-skinned North Africans or Arabian apes.
DAMASCUS: AL-QAABOON FREE OF RODENTS, FINALLY! HUGE DEFEAT FOR OBAMA’S TERRORIST VERMIN. IT CANNOT BE RECOVERED, MR. CREAM O’ WHEAT!!
This is the Al-Qaaboon Electric Converter which was just liberated by the SAA in a massive sweep that killed over 186 rats. Confirmed.
Yesterday, at 5:00 a.m. Damascus time, the SAA, backed by militia and NDF, with MI operatives monitoring all rat communications, perfected the envelopment of remaining rat strongholds on both the East and West sides of the suburb up to the Al-Muhannad Hall and the Great Mosque, and killed almost every single one. Industrial Al-Qaaboon further isolates rodents since it separates Jawbar from Al-Qaaboon itself. These were mostly J.N., Al-Qaeda types, who do not surrender easily. They think they’re going to Paradise, with rivers of nectar, 72 boring virgins or Virginians, and a loge seat on the right hand of the One and Only. In truth, they are all being sent into the spastic bowels of Hell where they can be processed over an eternity in the manure which Mephisto uses to grow his fecal weeds for the Saudi “royal” family of slave-traders. Here are some of the names arriving at Monzer’s office:
‘Ali Ma’dabi (JORDANIAN CAMEL PUSTULE)
Yaasser Al-Boom (“The Owl”. And he went “BOOM!”)
Haleem Naffaakh (What a blowhard!)
‘Ali-Hassan Karbooj (He’s not cute!)
Of the other 16 who have been counted so far, all appear to be foreign. Monzer remarks that the physical appearance could be Levantine. But, that’s not a good method. Several bodies were burned beyond recognition with incendiary grenades. We sure hope (or do we?) that the carcasses were dead.
‘Adraa Town: THANK YOU SO MUCH, PRINCE PORKY OF QATAR. AND KING COMATOSE OF ARABIA. THE 23MM HEAVY MACHINE GUNS WILL BE SO USEFUL IN KILLING MORE OF YOUR FILTH.
Doumaa: East of the Municipal Arena, confirmed 15 rodents killed from the J.N. as they were involved in planting IEDs to target civilians. All were foreigners or were not carrying papers.
Dayr Salmaan: Right in the middle of the East Ghouta, a nest of J.N. vipers was uncovered and all were killed. A SAUDI OFFICER IS ONE OF THE DEAR DEPARTED SCUM:
‘Ali ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Mu’mina (This SAUDI captain was killed while sleeping. He just couldn’t get up)
Al-Maleeha: East of Tamiko Pharmaceutical Corporation, COUNTERFEIT DOLLAR PRINTING FACTORY FOUND. When the Arabian monkeys get cheap, get active! Print your own wages!
A captured rodent confirmed that many such printing presses were around the Damascus area. According to him, the main “artist” is a Palesteezian by the name of “Abu Hilaal” whose work is so good, he could destroy the entire American monetary system.
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: A large number of rats were just killed but only 2 names recovered:
Misraaba: In the Doumaa area:
Abu Husaam Al-Shaami (id pending)
Harastaa: At the Al-Imaan Mosque, a network of cameras used to monitor the SAA was discovered and turned over to security. All Japanese but reworked in the Zionist Abomination.
Barza: Almost there. Soon it will be a headline. WE CAN CONFIRM THE SURRENDER OF 33 RATS YESTERDAY AND THE SEIZURE OF A MAJOR CACHE OF WEAPONS THANKS TO PRINCE HOG OF QATAR. But, this one didn’t make the cut:
Ahmad Jaw’aana (Boy, ain’t she hungry. But for what?)
Al-Kiswa: SAA killed these scurrying vermin:
Zaaher Al-Qadeemi (var. Al-Qudaymi)
Damascus-Homs International Highway: Confirmed 4 Jabhat Al-Nusra rats kiled. No details.
Al-Dumayr to the south of the capital, a superb ambush laid by SAA infantry intercepts rodents slinking in from Jordan. Confirmed 3 rats killed. A P-10 cannon was part of the take along with 4 RPGs, 10 automatic assault rifles, a sniper rifle from Belgium, ammunition, gas masks (hmmm), advanced satellite communication equipment and a van made by our South Korean “friends”. The identities of the rodents is not available yet,
DER’AH: Another bad day for sewer denizens.
Der’ah City at the National Hospital and the ‘Abdul-‘Azeez Abaazeed Mosque near the Al-Hammaadeen Neighborhood on the Damascus Road, AND, Al-Bihaar Neighborhood west of the Bilaal Al-Habashi Mosque, the SAA killed 48 rats in 2 separate but coordinated operations:
‘Abdul-‘Azeez Mansoor (a/k/a “Abu Tayyib” of the Monotheism Brigade, yawn)
Noor ‘Ali Al-‘Umari
Maaher Muhammad Qutayfaan
Ibraaheem ‘Issaam Al-Faalooji
Other names not available. It appears they were all foreigners.
Fighting confirmed at Daa’el, Nahj, Sahm Al-Jawlaan, Tafass, Al-Naassiriyya, Taseel, Hayt, Naafi’ah, and Al-Shajar. (SANA, but no details)
Nimr Road in the direction of Jaassem Clinic, 25 IEDs dismantled by SAA engineers. (SANA)
I don’t know, but these rodents look like they’re playing dead. Are rats that smart? Our dog can do that.
Al-Khaalidiyya: A remnant rodent was surrounded and exterminated yesterday. He was a TUNISIAN:
Al-Ghantu: NDF fights rats but no details.
Baab Hood: Right in the city. Confirmed 2 killed. No details.
Talbeesa: Confirmed 7 killed and 2 taken prisoner by militia.
Al-Qumayri Village near Tal-Kalakh, miserable infiltration attempt from Lebanon is eradicated in 5 minutes. Only 1 body was identified because the other carcasses are strewn in the hilly countryside and nobody cares to check.
Lu’ayy Darweesh Al-Massri (LEBANESE RODENT DROPPING)
Fighting confirmed at Keeseen, Al-Qaraabees, Al-Hameediyya, Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah, Bayt Hajju, Al-Zaara, Al-Hissn (aircraft involved), Al-Qusoor, Al-Massaabigh, Bayt Suways, Al-Mashjar in the direction of Talbeesa and Qaraabees, and ‘Uyoon Hussayn. No details.
DAYR EL-ZOR: Pretty much under SAA control except for vast swaths of sandy desert populated by roaches and tarantulas.
Al-Huwayqa: Confirmed 2 dead.
Al-Sinaa’ah: 4 Iraqi flies swatted and burned. No identities available. Locals confirmed their nationalities.
Al-‘Amal: No details about SAA raid.
Al-Jubayla: Security services raid a nest of mercenary insects:
Muhammad ‘Uqla Al-Jaffaal (leader of “Martyrs of Euphrates Brigades”, yawn)
‘Ali ‘Awadh Al-Dissim (I’ll bet Satan will get the fat off. Leader of “Al-Haqq Brigades”, yawn)
Jisr Al-Siyaasiyya: A Mitsubishi van was attacked by NDF and SAA came in to finish the job. Confirmed 3 dead rodents. All foreigners carrying no papers.
Al-Muree’iyya: Thanks to locals who despise the bearded trolls, a call came in and security responded with a hail of gunfire killing all 5 rodents. Only one could be identified:
Al-Mayaadeen, a city that will be remembered for the leg-less Riyaadh Al-As’ad, 11 confirmed killings of fleeing rodents from the Jabhat Al-Nusra. No details.
YAWN! It’s the Central Prison again. But, you know, it has some importance for the rodents even though all 225 FSA and J.N. sympathizers were removed months ago to ‘Adraa Prison near Damascus. SAA successfully foiled another attempt to storm the building and confiscated a usable 23mm cannon mounted on a Toyoto flatbed. How nice! THANK YOU, PRINCE PORK. The fighting expanded to the Tallat Al-Madhaafa, the glass factory west of Al-Sayf Factory and north of MTN Company.
Al-Haashem Flour Mill, 1,600 meters from the Central Prison, a booby-trapped car was intelligently detonated in a controlled environment by SAA sappers. No one was harmed.
‘Ain Diqna: At the Mannagh Fuel Station, 2 diesel trailer-trucks loaded with assorted weapons for the FSA were stopped, their operators killed to the tune of 9 and all contents seized for use by our militias and NDF. THANK YOU, PRESIDENT CREAM O’ WHEAT FOR THE NICE GIFT. No details.
Al-Zurbaa Chicken Farms in south rural Aleppo, SAA killed 5 rats:
The other 2 were not identified.
Khaan Al-‘Asal: Also in south Aleppo. Wael says the SAA killed many rats but he can’t get any details.
Tallat Al-Kulayriyya: Fighting with no details.
Al-Sa’ad Workshop in rural west Aleppo, ditto.
Aleppo City: At the Africano Restaurant in Al-Raashideen (4th), 1 rat was killed. He was not Syrian.
Heelaan Village: No details.
Qaadhi ‘Askar in Aleppo City: At the Eye Clinic, 4 foreign rodents were killed. They appear Chechen.
Mannagh Airbase: Now totally resupplied and reinforced near ‘Ain Diqna at the reservoir, a huge explosion took place when SAA struck a lorry loaded with explosives. No details. But, this was a disastrous event for the FSA.
Hirshu Crossroads: Southwest rural Aleppo in the Khaan Al-‘Asal area close to Tallat Al-Kulayriyya, fighting concentrated here. According to Wael, the rats have no chance. They have no supply routes any more.
Al-Ahraam (Pyramids) Gas Station on Aleppo-Idlib Highway, truck loaded with missiles were either intercepted or destroyed. This is a developing story. No details.
Al-Raashideen Quarter in Aleppo: Fighting but no details.
Qastal Haraami in the Old City: SAA and police killed 13 rats in a firefight. No details.
LEBANON: TRIPOLI IS ONCE AGAIN THE SITE OF MAJOR WEAPONS SMUGGLING THROUGH ITS VERY POORLY POLICED PORT. THIS MUST STOP! THE WEAPONS ARE REPORTEDLY TRANSFERRED BY TRUCKS TO “AL-‘ABDA” IN THE ‘AKKAAR REGION AND THENCE TO SYRIA. OF COURSE, IT’S NOT SO EASY THESE DAYS TO SMUGGLE WEAPONS INTO SYRIA THANKS TO MAJOR SAA SUCCESSES IN AL-QUSAYR AND TAL-KALAKH.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
Oh, these Taliban will fit nicely in Syria. They’ll blend right in:
So even neo-cons are having a moment of reflection:
Another sister article from neo-cons praising Dr. Assad. What a turnaround!!
Interesting article from anonymous about General Dempsey. He reminds me of Eisenhower:
Chris sends this frightening scenario about chemical weapons. Assad warned about this. Now people are beginning to wake up:
Chris also sends this Russian-language 15 minute tape of a reporter with the SAA in Al-Qaaboon, in the tunnels. Al-Qaaboon is almost liberated. Read today’s post. Really mesmerizing:
Freegypsyman sends this great visual demonstration of how the SAA infantry coalesces with armor to fight an insurgency inside a city. A must see:
Please read this intelligent article about arming rodents and the sudden decline in deaths in Syria. A must-read:
Wanna see what a thermobaric bomb looks like when dropped from a Hind, look at this from Anon:
Nopes sends this from Reuters which confirms that the rats are criminals and thieves:
Mikhas sends this must-read for those interested in SAA strategy. I disagree about the number of troops in Aleppo. It’s 55,000 if you include NDF and militia.