Look at Bandar Bin Sultaan, Muhammad Mursi and Qaradhaawi. Don’t they look like apes? What is it about Wahhabists that gives them the appearance of monkeys? Go figure.
Well, folks, it appears that “Shaykh” Yusuf Qaradhaawi, famous blowhard and ignorance-peddler for Al-Jazeera’s (“Shar’iah and Life” الشريعة والحياة ) found himself at the Jerry Sandusky International Airport in Doha with one piece of luggage. Qatar’s new prince may not have been read correctly by the Neo-Con traitors in Washington as their favorite propaganda outlets repeatedly described the young prince as a “Muslim Brotherhood sympathizer”. We’re not sure about that, yet. I would be very interested in reading the Russian take on this. The humiliating firing of “Shaykh” Hamad Bin Jassem from his post as Prime Minister and Foreign Minister indicates that the young prince may have greater interests in the domestic policies of his country that in trying to export de-volution to the outside world.
This fella might surprise everyone with some very welcome introspection. He might not be as intimidated by Russia, Iran and the big natural gas pipeline as his feckless, bloated hog of a father.
BAB HOOD ALMOST RAT-FREE AS SYRIAN ARMY ONSLAUGHT CONTINUES AND NDF TAKES PREVENTIVE MEASURES IN ALL AREAS LIBERATED.
This city quarter is a mess by all accounts. Wael is closest to it and has numerous contacts inside. It’s house-to-house fighting with superior SAA forces and SF devastating the rats. Wael says that the trick is to keep moving and not let the enemy have the impression there will be any respite. With Al-Khaalidiyya now purified, whole units of infantry are pouring in to help in overwhelming the rodents who are trapped inside without hope. Resupply and reinforcement are no longer anything but dreams. Some of the embattled rodents are army deserters. Wael estimates that of the identified 13 field commanders left in the city, 8 of them are lieutenant-level army deserters who have lived too long. Luckily, all the deserters are not specialized for combat and make very poor commanders.
“Capital of the Revolution”, my Lebanese derriere! Good map though for looking at the areas in question.
Wael is fielding hourly reports from his office in Latakia and sends the names of these carcasses in Baab Hood, many of whom, are suspected foreigners carrying fake documents. Wael has told me that many refugees in the various concentration camps run by the Erdoghan’s war criminals are blackmailed or intimidated into turning over their valid identity cards in order that they be given to foreign apes:
Muhammad Ramadhaan (Just missed it by a day. So sad.)
Mustafaa Hammaadiyya (Recognized deserter by his tattoo by MI agent. This is not his real name)
Saati’ Lawlabi (?)
Another 23 carcasses could not be identified. 8 were found incinerated in a last-ditch effort to conceal their foreign origins. To no avail. You cannot change the shape of a rodent.
Baab Hood: Revisited. SANA reports that a 500 meter-long tunnel was uncovered by engineers. It extended from Baab Hood to Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah (see map above) and was sufficiently wide and high (170 cm) to accommodate digging equipment and electrical devices. A sniper was hunted down like a fleeing muskrat and put to death by SAA infantry. He was killed south of the Land and Property Interests Buiilding. He used to fire on pedestrians. Now, he is being fired up in Mephisto’s pressure cooker.
Al-Khaalidiyya: Just simple clean-up and collection of usable weapons for our militias. Good show! With another 37,000 new NDF fighters coming in, we’ll need all those Qatari-provided instruments of rat-death. THANK YOU, PRINCE PORKER OF QATAR.
Monzer and Wael both confirm that NDF volunteers are now pouring into Al-Khaalidiyya to free up SAA infantry and armor for battles elsewhere. Good show. There are more coming. Nyuk. Nyuk.
PRAGUE, CZECH REPUBLIC: I read this in Arabic, so, it’s not easy to figure out the name of the Czech website. In any case, I read that Vlastini Hulafu documented 40,000 foreign rodents fighting in Syria alongside the reactionary idiots of the FSA and J.N. Of the 40,000, this site claims that a minimum of 6,113 are confirmed dead. The site remarks that many more are probably dead but are unaccounted for.
Jabhat Al-Nusra terrrorist mercenary, ‘Abdul-Jaradh Khanzeer, after being found in a sewer near the Agricultural Research Center in Layramoon, Aleppo. He is listed in the Czech study.
Harastaa Farms: At the Daayaa Corporation and Water Reservoir, Jabhat Al-Nusra ate crow and flew to Hell after a wonderful ambush laid by security and militia:
“Abu Al-Qassaass” (id pending)
Al-Qaaboon: A 14.5mm mortar was seized or destroyed.
“Abu Haashem” (a/k/a “Al-Shaykh”. Id pending)
Jawbar: East of the crossroads, SAA killed these:
Another 2 could not be identified.
Al-Reehaan: 5 rodents killed after discovery of IEDs planted near the automated bakery in this area of Doumaa:
Al-‘Ibb Farms: Firefight.
Al-Hujjayra: A dawn raid by SAA killed these rats:
Al-Habeeb Al-Haadi Mahroos (LIBYAN APE SNOT)
Daarayaa: At the Al-‘Alaali Quarter near the National Hospital, Bakery Roundabout and 4 Seasons Lounge:
‘Aassem Al-Khafaaji (IRAQI SILT-EATING BOTTOM FEEDER)
All snipers. All dead. All doomed.
Al-Talaa’i Park: (Baa’th Vanguards Park) IEDs were dismantled in Al-Fahhaama. Each was about 1kgs.
SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE CAN CONFIRM THE TOTAL DE-LICING OF “AL-‘AQEELA NEIGHBORHOOD” IN THE SAYYIDA ZAYNAB AREA OF SOUTH DAMASCUS. GOOD SHOW.
“NATIONAL COALITION OF SYRIAN REVOLUTION AND OFFENSIVE BODY ODOR” (NACOSROF) AND “SYRIAN NOISOME COALITION” (SNC) AND “SYRIAN ANARCHIST’S SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF ORGANIZED ACTION” ANNOUNCES A NEW “LEADER”!!!!!
And who else could it be? With the changing of the guard in Qatar. The expulsion of simian Salafist sucker Qaradhaawi. The determined irresoluteness of the Saudi “royal” family of cockroaches. The demise of Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood troglodyte regime. The simmering cauldron in Turkey. The changing of minds in Berlin, inter alia. The emergence of Obama’s true Chicagoan sliminess coalescing with trans-Atlantic limey-slime Cameron and the excrescing escargot unctuousness of Hollande. It’s all coming together! He has arrived!! He is here, now!!
“My name Jose Jimenez.” Not really, Steve. “I’m Ahmad ‘Aassi Al-Jarbaa and I’m Saudi Arabia’s man in Syria. And if I’m lucky, I might get to see Syria one more time before I’m hanged for treason.”
HE HAS CALLED FOR A TRUCE OF ONE MONTH FOR RAMADHAN! ISN’T HE CLEVER? WOW! THIS BEDOUIN PILE OF CAMEL EXCREMENT FROM THE SHAMMAR TRIBE BRINGS CRUDENESS, SYPHILIS AND BODY ODOR TO THE HALLOWED HALLS OF THE SAUDI PEDOPHILE INDUSTRY.
Well, he had to try something. Maybe he could get Dr. Assad to order a halt to the Syrian army advances in Homs, Idlib, Damascus, Al-Raqqa and Dayr El-Zor. Those 30 days of Ramadan would be just enough time to get more arms to the Saudi-inspired rats trying to bring Wahhabism and backwardness to Syria. Isn’t he just so….oh, so…..slick? Right………………. Wrong!
This guy is a rube. Born in 1969 in Qaamishli, Al-Hassaka Province, Al-Jarbaa is from the tribe of Shammar (based in Al-Hasaka) which is uniformly avoided by all civilized Syrians. He is already being laughed at in Damascus. We are guffawing here at SyrPer. He has no military experience and speaks Arabic like some Oakie from Muskogee. We predict that after only 2 days, he will make Ghassan Shitto look like Josef Stalin. He will make Tiny Tim seem like Genghiz Khan. This is black comedy at its best. Good luck, Mr. Al-Jarbaa on your way to a much-deserved Oblivion.
ALERT! EMERGENCY NEWS ITEM: GHASSAN SHITTO, PRIME MINISTER OF POOP, HANDS IN HIS RESIGNATION BECAUSE HE COULD NOT FORM A FANTASY GOVERNMENT.
And weighing in at 275 lbs with brain weight of 2.3 ounces is the “Texas Takfeeri” (Hurray), the “Sultan of Salafism”, (Hooray), the “Tin-Pot Tyrant of Squat”, Ghassaaaaaaan Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeto”.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
It looks like Qaradawi might have been booted, after all:
A laugh-a-minute with this rube, now the Saudi Ape of the Year:
I don’t know if this lady is related to us or not. She might be from ‘Ain ‘Unoob but we have to wait and see. Good article about the Egyptian army cleaning house and shooing the rats:
Excellent article about J.N. excesses might prove that U.K. reporting is changing. Thanks to both Anons:
If you want to know why Ziad calls him “Husband of Madame Banana”, read this article.
Al-Jazeera: Out! Out! Out!
Thought-provoking article about captured Milan missiles. Old, but possibly deadly. Let’s see: