This is a scene from Khaalidiyya. Jabhat Al-Nusra freaks pose glamorously for SANA’s cameras.
HOMS: CATASTROPHIC DEFEAT FOR TERRORIST RATS AND SAUDI ARABIAN APES.
7 SAUDI ARABIAN “INTELLIGENCE” AGENTS CAPTURED ALIVE INSIDE HOMS WHILE TRYING TO ARRANGE ESCAPE!! BREAKING NEWS: SYRIAN MILITARY INTELLIGENCE TAKES CONTROL OF DOCUMENTS, COMPUTERS AND COMMUNICATIONS EQUIPMENT PROVING SAUDI COMPLICITY IN MASSACRES AND TORTURE IN HOMS!!
The report first published in “Al-Manar of Jerusalem” has been proven correct by Wael’s sources. 7 total Saudi spies and terrorist-enablers, 2 of whom are colonels, (in Saudi Arabia, that means they can wake up before 11:00 a.m.), were taken into custody yesterday. We promise, they are warbling elegantly. The other 5 appear to have only entered Homs some days before the liberation of Al-Qusayr. When that town collapsed, they had no easy way out. According to Wael, they were caught when they used unauthorized communication equipment to plot their escape. Wael also reports that these men worked exclusively for the mysterious, blue-jeans wearing, swaggering ape, Bandar Bin Sultan, who is supposedly dead, according to Voltairenet.
Why do Saudi Arabians, like Bandar Bin Sultan, look like apes? Why does Morsi look like an ape? Is it something about being an Islamist troglodyte. Why do mainstream Muslims look like regular people? Worth thinking about.
AL-KHAALIDIYYA: LIBERATED COMPLETELY BY SAA AND MILITIA!
SyrPer confirms that Al-Khaalidiyya
, an important quarter in Homs and stronghold of Jabhat Al-Nusra
has been cleansed of the rats in one major sweep that began yesterday. Scores of rats have surrendered. The number of carcasses found so far exceed 84. Here are some of the names of the identified rodents:
Maytham Bin Hadeetha (KUWAITI dung beetle found crushed a pile of stones)
‘Abdul-Jabbar Musallami (EGYPTIAN asp dropping and professional pimp)
Hammaad U’ayker (?)
More names still to come.
Al-Wa’er: A nest of vipers was exterminated with “Israeli” rockets seized. All rats here were foreign but carried falsified Lebanese documents. This one needs investigation. Physical appearance indicates Jabhat Al-Nusra affiliation.
Baab Al-Sibaa’: In Homs City. A firefight nets 3 dead rodents and 5 captured. Of the 3 dead, one was positively identified as a deserter. The other 2 are:
Al-Qaraabees: Almost completely cleared of rats. No details came yet.
Al-Warsha: Industrial area: Ditto.
Al-Qussoor: Near the factories and the Khadeeja Al-Kubraa School. 12 rats are positively brought down while trying to regroup inside a warehouse. It took an hour to finally position an RPG launcher. Once fired, an explosion took place forcing the rodents to flee only to be gunned down like, well, …..rats.
Baab Hood: SAA expands control over buildings, denying the mercenary rats shelter, especially at the Commercial Property Bank and adjacent buildings east of the Al-Noor Mosque. We can confirm 37 rats killed in total from fighting yesterday and today. Wael reports that no identification has taken place because of on-going operations taking advantage of this major defeat for rats in Homs. He will get me the names withing 36 hours.
Keeseen, Kafr Laahaa and Taldo, in the Al-Hoola rural area: Militia clean-up continues. Wael tells us over 40 rats have surrendered, some asking whether the President’s amnesty program was still applicable.
Al-Rastan: In what may yet be the final defeat for a demoralized group of rodents, 29 rat carcasses are counted after a stunning air attack yesterday morning, catching the rodents sleeping. There are no details yet.
Al-Buraykaat: Near Palmyra (Tadmur), complete security restored and at east neighborhood. A number of rats were dispatched, but, no details.
Al-Ameer Well: (The Prince’s Well) south of Palmyra, the great Roman city. A small group of itinerant cockroaches was met by the Orkin Man. No details.
‘Abdul-Salaam Nabeel Abu-Al-Noor prepares for his momentous descent into the lap of Old Cootie’s sofa in Hell. (SANA)
JAASSEM: Giant explosion inside a safe house infested by rodents in a residence owned by notorious terrorist rat, Husaam Ibraaheem Al-Sa’eedi. The house was used as a facility to manufacture IEDs. After the explosion, police identified 10 rats with over 16 wounded and taken prisoner. The cause of the explosion? Anti armor rockets.
Qaassem ‘Ali Ghandoor
No other names available.
Al-Jeeza: SAA hunted down and killed this sniper:
Usaamaa Mahmoud Al-Hamad
Al-Ghaariya West: Nifty operation/ambush suckered these scarabs into a maelstrom of lead:
Hayt: 1 rat in a firefight. Caught carrying grenades.
Al-Shajara: Firefight but no details.
Sahm Al-Jawlaan: JORDANIAN MUSKRAT KILLED.
‘Aadel ‘Awadh Al-Sukhna (JORDANIAN. And, boy, he doesn’t know what hot is until he gets down there!)
Marwaan ‘Abdullah Al-Zaa’oori
Al-Nu’ayma, East Al-Karak, Al-Musayfira, Al-Sahwa, Busra Al-Shaam and Sahwat Al-Qamh all saw clean-up operations. I have no details about carcasses, yet.
Der’ah City: At the National Hospital and ‘Abdul-‘Azeez Abaazeed Mosque, near the Electrical Converter, these rats took on the SAA and militia. The results were a no-brainer:
Ibraaheem Mahmoud Jabr
Taamer Moussa Abu-Al-Nadaa
‘Abdul-Salaam Nabeel Abu-Al-Noor (this one, a field commander belonged to “Al-Tawheed Brigades”)
Al-Hammaadeen Quarter: SAUDI ARABIAN MANURE ROACH DINES IN HADES
Ibraaheem Al-Khammari (Saudi Arabian)
Sameeh Mundhir Al-Rawaashida
Muhammad Naasser Al-Hashsheesh
Rizq Ghassaan Al-‘Ulaa (No heights any more. It’s down to blazes.)
Tal Al-Khudhar: JORDANIAN SLIME WEASEL BITES THE DUST:
Muhammad Sulaymaan (Jordanian)
Al-Naaziheen Camp: LIBYAN APE EATS LETHAL BANANA
“Abu Qataada” (Id pending. Libyan, ape-like and ugly)
ABU SAKKAAR, CANNIBAL PAR EXCELLENCE, PROMISES MORE SMORGASBORDS IN THE FUTURE IF HE DOESN’T GET HIS “NO FLY ZONE”. BON APPETIT!!
I’ll bet his mother is so proud. Khaaled Al-Hamad, a/k/a “Abu Sakkaar”, the world’s best known cannibal of the “Al-Faarooq Brigades”, poses here with a hungry look after giving an interview to the British Baloney Corporation. We promise our readers, he’ll be dead soon.
DAMASCUS: AL-QAABOON SOUTH LIBERATED. Heavy civilian population cited as cause of slow progress. This area is crucial to blocking any further resupply to rodents in Jawbar, Al-Qaabboon, Zamalkaa and Harastaa. Das Ende!
The area is a mere 1 and 1/2 square kms but has a lot of value. It is now clear all the way to the “Pedestrian Knot” on the circular by-pass. Incidentally, SAA found tunnels large enough to accommodate cars. Some tunnels had torture chamber equipment, mortars, machine guns, drugs, maps indicating location of snipers, tasks and 4 LAU Zionist-manufactured rockets. A major strike for the SAA and a setback for Obama’s rats. All rats killed were foreign.
Upper Al-Zuwayk: SAUDI RAT DROPPING FOUND.
‘Abdullah Al-Muqbel (SAUDI APE, a/k/a “Al-Saatoor”, i.e. “the cleaver”, because he used it to behead innocent Syrians)
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Ashqar (CHECHEN, real id. pending)
“Ahmad” (CHECHEN, id pending)
Dayr Hannaa: A tunnel with 4 rats is made nonoperational. All 4 were foreigners. No id.
Waadi Al-Shaykhaan: A nest of cockroaches was destroyed along with missiles, bombs and IEDs. A Jordanian was killed.
Khaaled Al-Hammood (JORDANIAN MANURE HOUND)
Al-Kindaasiyya: Another nest of apes was uncovered and destroyed:
Terrorist rats destroy a bridge by order of Turkish “intelligence” (MIT) at Basanqool in the Jabal Al-Zaawiya area. It is an important bridge for transporting agricultural products for export to Latakia. The terrorists were Turkmen insects belonging to the “Daawood Brigade” (yawn). The bridge will be repaired soon enough.
Ba’eedeen Roundabout: 7 rodents were killed in a surround-and-snuff operation. Only 2 were identified:
Al-Mashhad Plaza: A large cache of weapons was seized and 3 rodents killed. No details. THANK YOU, KING ZOMBIE OF ARABIA.
Central Prison Area: More silliness from the J.N. Wael says 13 more rodents were killed. 24 usable assault rifles were collected in the aftermath. THANK YOU, SULTAN ERDOGHAN FOR THE NICE GIFT.
Al-Kindi Hospital: SANA reports fighting with weapons being confiscated. I have no info.
West of the Steel Factories, Al-Sayf Factory, Glass Factory and Al-Haashem Grain Mill, SAA killed 18 snakes. No details as fighting continues.
Al-Maslamiyya-Aleppo Highway at the Al-Shallaal Restaurant, 2 rats in a car were killed.
Zaydo Fuel Station, on Aleppo-Idlib Highway, 3 rats killed. No details.
Plaaka Restaurant: On-going search-and-destroy operation. 7 killed yesterday.
Hospitality Hill: No details about firefight.
Heelaan Village: Fighting with no details.
Mannagh Village: North of the airbase, a large number of terrorists was killed. At the Agricultural Research Complex near the airbase and near the fuel station inside the village, 51 rat carcasses have been counted. Almost all are foreigners with no papers.
Kafr Daa’el: At the entrance to this town, west of Aleppo, weapons are seized from a group of mercenaries. 4 killed and 7 taken prisoner.
Al-Raashideen: Very heavy clashes after 4 surrounding villages were taken by SAA and cleansed of rodents. The vermin who escaped into this area are now fighting for their lives as reinforcements arrive to finish the job. Good show. Expect details tomorrow.
ISTANBUL: A CONSPIRACY OF DUNCES!
Captain Kangaroo, a/k/a George Sabra, wastes his principal’s money traveling around the world looking for his Fool’s Pot of Gold. Madame Atassi looks comfortable in Istanbul. After all, that’s where her ancestors came from.
As of 12:00 p.m. today, Saturday, the NACOSROF, THE SNC, THE THIS, AND THAT, CANNOT COME UP WITH ANOTHER EASY-TO-FORGET LEADER. YAWN!
MAYAADEEN Reporter now implicated in effort to spirit Shaykh Ahmad Al-Aseer out of Lebanon. That’s right, folks. Ghassan Bin Jiddu has got to figure out how he hired this idiot, ‘Umar Kaayed, to work for the prestigious Al-Mayaadeen News Channel. Al-Akhbaar first broke the story about the Salafist Shaykh’s efforts to avoid justice.
The Salafist Shaykh, Ahmad Al-Aseer, seen here practicing the oath of allegiance when he arrives in New York to receive his Honorary American Citizen’s Award from Barack Obama.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
The end of political Islam. I sure hope so:
But now, the big bad runoff vote. Yawn.
Maria sends this about the scorned Qaradaawi being tossed out of Qatar, finally: