Dayr ‘Adas and Kanaaker Roadway: SAA came upon a well-stocked nest of rodents and killed all denizens and seized all equipment.
Forged travel and identification papers
Saudi Rials and American dollars
Drugs and stolen medical equipment
Dead rats included these:
Zuhayr Ahmad Al-Saalihaani
Yaaser Muhammad ‘Alawiyya
Muhammad ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Ghunaym
Al-Qaaboon: 6 rodents were cornered at the
Jawbar: At the Manaasher Roundabout, 2 remnant rodents were sent to Mephisto’s Waltz Academy:
“Abu-Saara” (id pending)
Al-Bihaariyya: In the East Ghouta, 8 rats confirmed dead with 4 known foreigners. No details.
Barza: A 23mm machine gun from Croatia was seized and sent immediately to our miltias for use.
Doumaa: 2 IED factories uncovered and destroyed. 13 kilograms of C-4 taken into custody.
Harastaa: At the Water Building and Shammoot Auto Company, SAA killed this lone rat:
Yusuf ‘Abdul-Kareem Al-Birnaawi
Al-Reehaan: SAA foiled the explosion of 2 IEDs, each with a 25kg payload, at the entrant to the town.
Al-Kiswa: in South Damascus, a pack of rodents was routed with 3 killed and 4 taken prisoner.
In a second operation in that same area, a suicide bomber detonated his bomb too early as NDF fired on his car. The driver was blown into tiny little molecules and has not been identified.
Al-Zabadaani: Brilliant ambush set by infantry netted 3 rodents and wounded 7. Amazingly, according to Monzer, 2 of the 7 were able to escape into the hillsides and are being harried as I write.
Tallat Al-Mistaah: 2 confirmed killed with no details.
‘Arbeen: A firefight after militia rousted a nest of buzzards. When SAA arrived, the fight intensified and helicopters were called in. Monzer confirms 9 dead scavengers with no info on prisoners.
Al-Baarookiyya: In the East Ghouta, SAA snipers fired on a car carrying a known terrorist and killed him:
Marzooq Al-Keelaani (JORDANIAN DUNG BEETLE)
Yabrood: 5 dead rodents as the SAA begins a real sweep of the area:
Mu’een Hilaal ‘Ajjaan
Shukri “Al-Ifreeqi” (id pending)
More of the usual boring fighting at the Central Prison. It’s in the north, so you know there’s going to be action. But the constant and unproductive assaults are beginning to have the effect of an existential black
comedy by Ionesco.
Grand Omayyad Mosque and Al-Mashaariqa Neighborhood: Militia took on a unit of mobile vermin and killed 2. No known identities.
Shaykh Najjaar Industrial Area: 1 confirmed dead rat. No more details.
Huraytaan-Castillo Road: Jabhat Al-Nusra lost 7 foreign rodents. No id.
Hraytaan-‘Anadaan Road, Jabhat Al-Nusra rats were caught trying to smuggle ammunition into a motorcycle repair shop. 3 J.N. rats killed.
Khaan Al-‘Asal: Large store of weapons and ammunition found thanks to the generosity of KING ABDULLAH THE COMATOSE OF ARABIA.
Maayer: A 23mm machine gun is seized and 1 rat confirmed dead. No other details.
Mannagh: Another 23mm machine gun is sighted and destroyed with 3 confirmed rat carcasses.
Aleppo City: An attempted infiltration by reptiles into secure Karm Al-Jabal was foiled with 8 dead lizards counted. All foreigners. Locals reported them speaking in broken Arabic and sometimes in a weird language.
Old City: Another rat infiltration repelled by very alert NDF.
CONFIRMED: AL-RAASHIDEEN IS COMPLETELY CLEAR OF RATS. MORNING OPERATION SWEEPS AREA CLEAR AS MILITIA AND NDF SCOUR AREA FOR RODENTS. THIS IS MAJOR NEWS AND COULD BE A RESULT OF GENERALS AL-DHAAHER’S AND ZAHREDDEEN’S NEW AND MORE AGGRESSIVE POLICIES. HURRAY!
Al-Raashideen: On the margins of this area, a flatbed carrying a machine gun was destroyed and all 4 riding it were killed. These were Jabhat Al-Nusra social rejects. No paperwork.
Al-Shaykh Sa’eed: In Al-Wudhayhi, 2 cars tried to slip through security but were quickly pinned down by a platoon of militia with SAA back-up. The cars are now so peppered with lead they could be used as sieves:
“Abu-Al-Hudaa” (id pending)
3 more rats were taken prisoner to warble.
Al-Marja Roundabout: Police killed 2 fleeing criminals. No names.
Al-Shaykh Maqsood: Another attempted infiltration by starving rodents met with predictable results. No details.
Al-Khaalidiyya: In another symbol of rat frustration at being surrounded now, 4 tried to infiltrate into this safe area in order to forage. No names.
Tal Rif’at: A factory for installing booby-traps in cars was uncovered and all materiel confiscated.
Al-Shaykh Khudhur: On Prison Avenue and Abu-Al-Qaassem Al-Shaabbi School (the great Tunisian poet), 2 rodents were shot and killed. No details.
NOTE: I AM BEGINNING TO NOTICE A STATISTICAL DIP IN NUMBER OF OPERATIONS WHICH MIGHT MEAN EITHER A LULL BEFORE THE STORM OR, MORE LIKELY, A DIMINUTION IN THE NUMBER OF MERCENARIES. WE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK CAREFULLY AT JORDAN TO SEE WHETHER AMERICAN EFFORTS TO PUT TOGETHER AN EFFECTIVE FORCE OF RODENT SPECIALISTS IS GETTING ANYWHERE. BUT THAT IS ANOTHER TALE.
There was fighting in Dayr El-Zor and Homs, but, hardly worth particularizing. Homs is almost rat-free with pockets of rodents still active and with some negotiating surrender. Efforts to infiltrate from Lebanon via old routes are meeting horrendous losses.
No activity today in Latakia. No signs of infiltrations from Hatay. Amazing.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
Anon sends this lecture from Shlomo Sand about the myth of the Jewish race; a subject covered a while ago by Dr. Raphael Patai. Wayne State Univ. Press. Ziad
Varangian sends this from Voltairenet:
Varangian sends this intelligent and insightful article about a potential break with Wash. D.C. by the simian Saudis:
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