FIRST POST – JULY 18, 2013 – SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES TERRORISTS IN DER’AH; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

JORDAN CLAIMS TO ARREST 12 SOMALIS TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK IN SYRIA FIGHTING FOR ALLAH AND FREE BANANAS

In his desperate effort to avoid war crimes accusations, the Hashemite Half-Breed Dwarf King of Jordan, ‘Abdullah Bin Antoinette Avril Gardiner, announced the arrest of  12 Somali men.  It appears they were detained in ‘Aqaba after arriving by ship.  In the photo provided by SANA, you can see an American battleship con tower in the background indicating the one and only likely location in the largely land-locked kingdom conceded to the Hashemites by their British principals.  According to our sources in Lebanon, the men left their peaceful and problem-less nation of Somalia to bring the same stability, culture and economic growth to Syria.  They were promised $750.00 per month which is more than the average Somalian family earns in 10 years working in banana plantations.  And so the story goes. 

DER’AH:  SYRIAN CRACK TROOPS DEMOLISH RAT NESTS IN THE SOUTH

Dam Road at Abu-Hurayra Mosque:  Besides finding over 62 forged passports among the booty here, the SAA killed these:

Muhammad Ahmad ‘Ubayd  (JORDANIAN HYENA DROPPING)
Marwaan Saamer Al-‘Ubaydi (JORDANIAN SYPHILIS CHANCRE)
Muhammad Ahmad Al-‘Awadh (LIBYAN APE EXCREMENT)

Busraa Al-Shaam:  These scavengers were put to death by militia and infantry:

‘Abbaas Mahmoud Al-Salmaan (JORDANIAN CAMEL PUSTULE)
Ibraaheem Qusayy Abu-Shammaar (JORDANIAN WEASEL)
‘Ali Al-Suyoofi (JORDANIAN BUZZARD)
Saamer Al-Shihri (SAUDI ARABIAN GOAT CATAMITE)

Muzayreeb:  SAA spotted these cockroaches and intercepted them in a field of wheat:

Humaydaa Mubaarak Al-‘Abdullah (JORDANIAN APE VOMIT)
Tarboosh Fahd Al-Mutayri (SAUDI ARABIAN FECAL WEED BLOSSOM)
Mu’ayyad Tawaa’ina (JORDANIAN CIVET CAT ANAL SAC)
Sameer Tawaa’ina (JORDANIAN Deputy Commander of Jabhat Al-Nusra in Der’ah. Yawn)
Muhammad ‘Adnaan Al-Sawtari (فلسطيزي  PALESTEEZIAN WORM)
Ahmad Mansoor Al-Surooji (PALESTEEZIAN TAPE WORM)
Mahmoud Al-Dhawbaani (PALESTEEZIAN GRUB)

Another 7 could not be identified.

Shabraq:  A pack of rats is stopped cold in midday and wiped out.  An RPG and components was a nice gift.

‘Abdul-Barr Al-Kuraymi (JORDANIAN GRUB SLIME)

The other 2 were not positively identified.  

Sahm Al-Jawlaan and Al-Shajara:  No details about firefights.

Nawaa:  Big gunbattle nets big numbers and lots of weapons and medicine (stolen from local hospitals):

Ahmad Muhammad Al-Waawi (A jackal indeed!)
Ahmad Abu Al-Sill (Father of Tuberculosis)
Faysal ‘Abdul-Salaam Al-Khudhayri (SAUDI ARABIAN BOTTOM FEEDER)
Taareq Al-Naatoor
‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Shaayi’ (SAUDI ARABIAN HOG RUMP PUSTULE)

Baseel:  Rural Der’ah.  2 rats sent to the River Styx for a nice preprandial bath:

Ahmad Al-Sulayti (JORDANIAN CODPIECE)
‘Umar Basheer Al-Ghazzaawi (JORDANIAN USED PROPHYLACTIC)

Khirbet Sanneen:  7 foreign rodents with no identification.

Naafi’ah:  Surrounded 18 hyenas and killed 5 of them.  The rest wounded or surrendered:

‘Udayy Al-Saafi (JORDANIAN COYOTE VOMIT)
Mahmoud ‘Abdullah Khalaf Al-Khuraysha (JORDANIAN SLUG EXCREMENT)

Al-Hiraak:  SAA finds huge load of C-4 Semtex in tubes.  We will use them to blow up Saud Al-Faysal’s newest brothel in Mecca.  It’s called “Stutterers’ Lounge”.

East Al-Maleeha:  It took 3 dead rats to show us the way to another cache of Semtex. No details.:

AL-HASAKA:

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These bodies purport to be those of Jabhat Al-Nusra ape-freaks after a battle with PYD (PKK) guerrillas in Ra’s Al-‘Ayn.  The Kurds made good on their promise to protect this area from plague-carrying rodents.  The actual count of rat deaths is 29.  The rats retreated eventually and still control the checkpoint.   

29 killed in clashes between Al-Nusra, Kurdish group

This is a scene from Al-Hasaka provided by some news service whose name escapes me for the moment.  The city is under SAA control. 

ALEPPO:

ONE HUNDRED TRUCKS CARRYING ESSENTIALS FOR ALEPPO ARRIVE YESTERDAY.  THIS WILL UPSET SOME OF THE READERS WHO SECRETLY SUPPORT THE MURDEROUS RODENT KILLERS, BUT IT’S TRUE AND THE MATERIEL IS BEING DISTRIBUTED AS WE WRITE.  Mayor Muhammad ‘Aqqaad has confirmed the arrival of the trucks during the last 24 hours.  Hurray!!
 

وصول أكثر من «100» شاحنة محملة بمختلف المواد الاساسية إلى حلب

51 TURKMEN ARRESTED IN ALEPPO CITY MOSTLY IN AL-RAASHIDEEN.  SALAFIS DID NOT FIGHT TO THE DEATH AND ASKED TO BE SENT BACK TO TURKMANIA. YEAH, SURE.  

Syrian Perspective has confirmed that 51 Turkmen from various areas of Central Asia have called it quits in Aleppo and turned themselves over to Justice and Righteousness.  One Turkman from Turkmenistan named Roshaan Gasakhov (a/k/a “Abu ‘Abdullah”) came with his wife and 5 childred promising them “paradise and all the peanut butter they could eat”.  The Turkmen were part of a Salafist unit called “Maraateb” who contributed next to nothing to the FSA or J.N. effort.  They will now spend no less than 10 years each at the ‘Adra Institute for Arabic Instruction.  Good show. Saleem Idrees is gnashing his teeth.  


Al-Saakhoor Neighborhood at the Water Fountain Square, SAA killed 2 rats and took 4 prisoner:

Yaaseen Kafaadar
‘Ali Haaj-Hassan

A’zaaz:  A large convoy of trucks laden with arms was intercepted and mostly destroyed.  The source was Turkey.  Wael received reports that 7 trucks were involved in the not-too-subtle smuggling operation.  Locals played a role in alerting security to the convoy.  No details.

‘Anadaan-Huraytaan Road:  SAA and militia killed 16 rats in a serious firefight that required helicopter support.  Wael tells me that the SAF has found news ways to neutralize anti-aircraft weapons now sported by the rats.  Interesting.  Here are the names of the only identifiable carcasses.  The rest were suspected Chechens and Arabians:

‘Umar Abu-Maysoon
‘Abdul-Raheem Al-Qaadhi
Firaas Sabhaani
Muhammad Al-Saayih

Kafr Hamraa at the Al-Qaaturji gas station.  2 rats shot trying to escape in a Mitsubishi.  No details.

Daarat ‘Izza and Qubtaan Al-Jabal Crossroads east of Castillo:  SAA killed 4 rodents.  No details.

Ma’arrat Al-Arteeq/Baabeess in northwest Aleppo countryside, SAA killed an undisclosed number of rodents.  No details. Wael heard about this from SANA and has not received any confirmation.

Kafr Daa’el: Not to be confused with Daa’el in Der’ah.  Firefight. No details.

Al-Ataareb:  Ditto.

Khaan Al-‘Asal Farms in southwest Aleppo countryside.  Ditto.

Al-Sayf Factory on Al-Maslamiyya Road:  1 rat killed and 2 taken prisoner.

Dhiyaa’ Mukarram

Al-Shaykh Najjaar in the Industrial City of N.E. rural Aleppo.  Fighting with no details.

LATAKIA:    
I am both pleased and disappointed to report a recurrence of activity in the largely Sunni town of Al-Haffa (col. Al-Haffeh).  SAA uncovered a large stock of assault rifles, NATO sniper rifles, satellite communications equipment (French) and other French materiel.  That makes me sad because the SAA did alot to bring stability to this town that lies equidistant between my wife’s hometown of Slinfeh and Latakia on the coast.  I am pleased, however, because town locals snitched on the terrorist sympathizers and closed down this potential source of mayhem in the mountains.  It’s also the site of the great Citadel of Saladdin (Qal’at Sahyoun or Qal’at Salaahuddeen).      

IDLIB:

There is no question any longer about this province.  The SAA is fully in control with new technologies having been put into place.  Without German assistance any longer, the FSA and J.N. face the full brunt of our army’s power.

Al-Qaraameed Factory (brick or tiles):  9 rats were shot down in a militia rampage that saw an entire unit of rodents scurry for cover behind outhouses and in culverts.  Very pathetic.  No names yet.

Al-Daanaa, Bisaames, Dayr Sunbul, Al-Baarra, Ibleen, Mar’uyyaan and Haas.  Minor clean-up with some rat deaths but nothing that has arrived on Wael’s desk.

Areeha:  Syria’s Jericho.  Big rat numbers in a major attack by SAA.  No details. Yet.     

HAMA:  

Al-Jaabiriyya Village in Syria’s Ghaab Valley.  Confirmed 24 rats killed in wipe out. No names.

HOMS:
 
Al-Rastan: At the Al-Samadi Fuel Station, Secondary Islamic School and Al-Mustafaa Mosque,  12 confirmed rat deaths in 3 separate raids by SAA and militia.

Keeseen and ‘Aqrab in Al-Hoola:  Wael says SAA killed a total of 7 rodents.  2 names arrived at this desk while the others are suspected foreigners.

‘Abood Kinaan Al-Zahhaar
Muhammad Jabr Samaaraa

Homs City at the Al-Mas’oodiyya School, security killed 1 rat sniper. No name.

Al-Khaalidiyya:  Jabhat Al-Nusra lost big time and has little left in this area which is being swept clean.  Wael has confirmed 18 dead carcasses with only 6 names.  He says the rest are suspected foreigners:

Mustafaa Al-‘Anaani
Saaber Khaleefa
Mahmoud Faajoor
Taaher Al-Sayyed
Badee’ Abu-Shallaal
Muhammad Sa’adaat

DAMASCUS:
 
Harastaa near the Shammoot Auto Company, SAA puts down 3 rats and captures another 4.  No details.

Doumaa:  Fighting with no details.

‘Adraa Southwest:  6 rats killed in a surround-and-snuff operation:

Qaari’ Sa’eed (AFGHAN HOUND VOMIT)
Saari Mukhless
‘Ali Dhahabi

The remaining 3 had no paperwork on them. 

Al-Qaaboon:  Ah, the sweet sound of silence as this part of town gets the Kirby Vacuum Treatment.  

Barza:  A field hospital is discovered with all kinds of stolen drugs and medical equipment:

Mahmoud Al-Habool
Ahmad ‘Antooz (SANA)

Hujjayra:  A nice mortar was confiscated along with 2 usable 23mm aa machine gun cannons. No details.

‘Arbeen:  An entire nest of rodents is decapitated with a respectable store of weapons for our militia.  Good show.

Majdi ‘Abdul-Salaam
Hassan Khitaami
‘Abdul-Hameed Al-Nusoor (Yeah, an eagle who soars with buzzards)
Yaasser Al-‘Umari

The other 3 could not be identified.

Al-Bihaariyya Farms:  A 23mm machine gun in working condition is taken along with 10 assault rifles. No details.

Al-Zabadaani:  Northwest of Damascus, SAA seized a mother lode of weapons and killed these rodents:

Moussa Al-Shahaama  (LEBANESE PAPERS FOR NON-LEBANESE COCKROACH. Id pending)
Rafeeq Shaykh-‘Ali-Hassan
Tal’aat Abi-Shunayder
Muhammad Al-Waaref
Qaassem Husaami

Another 10 could not be identified. 
 
Bi’r Ajam: Big numbers in J.N. deaths still being sorted out.  Details tomorrow.

Taranjaa, Al-Qunaytra and Khaan Al-Shaykh, fighting but no details.

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA, MOSTLY HOT AIR:

Does anybody believe these British aid workers are there to do good?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/10187333/Aid-workers-targetted-by-jihadists-in-Syria.html

Here’s a Briton with some good sense:

http://therebel.org/mideast/668811-uk-army-chief-syria-no-fly-zone-requires-ground-control

Varangian sends this very interesting article about the U.S., the nomenclature and terrorism:

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2013/04/29/cia-financing-of-chechen-and-other-caucasus-regional-terrorists/ 

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:

Anonymous sends this older video of FSA morons killing one another. Pretty hilarious.  I posted it months ago.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brw_9HIAnSI

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Well, I can’t hope to one up the spam bots, but salutations and good tidings from the Canadian Dirtlump. As always good to hear the usual stories of bands of foreign prolapsed rectums and genital warts dealt with in the only way that makes sense. Behold this filth. Some legally retarded french special education drop out from “the horn of satan remedial cooking school” calling his fellow irregular degenerates to join him. Based on the look of his teeth he specializes in chewing underground tunnels, and opening pop / beer bottles which do not have twist off caps. He apparently… Read more »

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‘Adra Institute for Arabic Instruction

What’s that? Some reform school.

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It seems that USA us going to do a military intervention in Syria. http://m.cbsnews.com/storysynopsis.rbml?pageType=politics&url=http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57594352/u.s-considering-use-of-military-force-in-syria/&catid=57594352 If so how syria is going to protect itself from USA and NATO. Is striking Israel with all your weapons will be the first response?{Including biological, Chemical or Nuclear weapons}.Because the jews were behind all this.The Zionist lobby control USA,UK and NATO. The criminal jews deserve whatever they get and wipe them off from the face of earth.The US citizens want no part in this war {over 80%}, but the congress controlled by jews definitely force the politicians to fight this unjust war. May God help… Read more »

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somalies in syria? damn i thought those guys were only in tennessee.
just curious. but does syria have free welfare, free natal care and free food stamps and food ration cars for them?

talk about apes.

but i digress.

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Anonymous July 18, 2013 at 12:23 PM

Get lost you racist idiot. You are pathetic race-baiting ignorant troll.

Syria will be free from the vile tyrant Bashar Al Assad.

Isn’t it ironic that white racists and anti-Muslim bigots like you all support the vile tyrant Bashar Al Assad and oppose the freedom fighters of the FSA.

You don’t know a damn thing about my people you ignorant racist bastard.

Mohamed Proud Somali and a Proud Muslim

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The Tyrant Bashar al Assad? Please give examples of his tyranny. You dont even know the meaning of the word. Assad is now the Leader of all free thinking secular anti WAHABI/SALAFIST Barstards the World over.

By the way what progress are your Salafi scum Janjweed making. Go suck a Janjweed for succour you dirty Wobbly scum.

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Nice footages of rotten rats!! Thank you for hearing me few blogs before!

I’m oblidged to give you this, even as a compilation, notice 1:53 how brave SAA lion pops up and sprays on scums (and camperaman) with his automatic weapon! In the end (of the vid) they pick up the cameraman. Video tries to show the battle from few days ago from both sides (Al-Kabune)
http://www.syriantube.net/5514.html
(Anna news, well done! A relic from Soviet era)

and here are closeups of dead scums (newer video)!
http://www.syriantube.net/5588.html

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I agreed with Ziad when he said one week ago that the Syrian security forces don’t have the manpower to restore security to most towns in Idlib province. On 18 Jul 2013 Ziad said: “IDLIB: There is no question any longer about this province. The SAA is fully in control.” I strongly disagree with that. And please note that Ziad has no new evidence to support what he said. As evidence to the contrary, the following item is from a Western reporter who visited the town of Maarat al Nuamann in Idlib province in early July 2013. The scene depicted… Read more »

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Fuck off Parvizi

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Al-Qaboon and Barzeh are adjacent neighborhoods in Damascus. Reports are indicating that some of the rebels who were under fire in Al-Qaboon over previous few days have moved into the Barzeh neighborhood. Others are still fighting in Al-Qaboon. Ziad said above dated 18 July: “Al-Qaaboon: Ah, the sweet sound of silence…. Barza: A field hospital is discovered with all kinds of stolen drugs and medical equipment.” That’s a terribly misleading picture. An improved picture from an improved source: Reported as events occurring on 18 July: (1) Syrian Army targets via artillery shelling the locations of opposition fighters in the area… Read more »

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parviziyi is a typical payed propagandist/agitator to be precise, and not the meager one that was here some time ago! Looks like Ziad’s blog is starting to get on their nerves, so they are stepping up the pressure.

You know you are on the good track now, don’t let up Ziad!

-Igor, Serbia