FIRST POST – JULY 17, 2013 – BARZA AND AL-QAABOON ON THE VERGE OF PURIFICATION; RAT DEVASTATION IN IDLIB; DER’AH ALMOST CLEAR; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

IDLIB:

SyrPer can report with confidence that MI has intercepted dialogue between Saleem Idrees, the comical General Cuckoo of the Fake Syrian Army, and a British-accented officer apparently based in Incirlik.  According to Monzer, the conversation concerned Idrees’ rage over English Parliamentary rules which allow M.P.s to block deliveries of weapons on the grounds that the FSA and its decapitating allies in Al-Qaeda are terrorists.  Monzer would love to send me the tape but for Syrian security regulations.  Monzer says that Idrees closed the conversation in English with an Arabic expression directed at the Brit to the effect that “…If you are desperate to get something from a dog, call him sir.” إن كان لك عند الكلب حاجة قل له يا سيدي Indeed.

Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan: At the Al-Talla Roundabout,  Jabhat Al-Nusra was eradicated by NDF and SAA forces:

Muhammad Al-Annoof
Yaasser Al-Dibs
Rasool Qiwaazi (?) (Pakistani roach dropping)
‘Ali Qishta
Hassan Subhi

Another 10 were clearly not Syrian.  Wael reports confirmed Chechens and Arabians by the local population.  
  

LE FIGARO ANNOUNCES DEATH OF FRENCH CITIZEN IN SYRIA ON JUNE 19, 2013.  Another rongeur bites the dust, this time in Sinjaar in Idlib Governorate.  Georges Malbruneau, French “specialist” in Near Eastern Affairs, declared the death of ‘Abdul-Rahmaan ‘Ayyaash (a/k/a “Abu Hujr”) to the press in Paris yesterday.  Evidently, ‘Ayyaash was a student of information sciences and was tasked with following the work of “Suqoor Dimashq” (yawn) or “Falcons of Damascus”.  He eventually got so aroused by his porno-violence that he joined up with a Salafist organization which introduced him to traumatic death at the hands of our army.  Good riddance to bad rubbish, we always.  Our condolences to his rat family.
Bon Debarras!! 

عشرات المقاتلين من تركمانستان في قبضة الجيش السوري

They’re probably all dead.  These mean looking hombres have an IQ of about 61 between all of them.  They belong to the “Rodents of Shaytaan Battalions”. (Yawn)

Al-Mastooma: At the Al-Qarmeed Factory, SAA engineers dismantle 6 IEDs (100-150kgs C-4 with remote triggers) after infantry kiboshes 11 muskrats crawling about in the sewers:

Munssef Jabaara
‘Ali Hussayn
‘Alaa’-Al-Deen Subbayra
Muhammad Ni’ma

The rest could not be identified.  

Mu’tarem:  Still clean and purified of rats.

Kafr Shalaayaa:  To the south of Idlib.  2 rats killed.  No details.

Majdalyaa:  Confirmed 1 rodent snuffed out and 3 taken prisoner.

Abu-Dhuhoor – The airbase is still ours but a few rats tried to crawl on to the north fence and were killed.  Wael reports 3 dead and rotting outside the base.  No details.

Mar’uyyaan:  No details about fighting there.

Ableen:  That’s not Abilene, fellas.  Fighting with militia and rats.  2 confirmed rodents dispatched. No details.

Ma’ardibsi:  These crawling insects were snuffed out by militia:

Bahjaat Al-Rudaysi
Muhammad Haani
‘Ali Abshirli

Kafr Roomaa:  Fighting but no details.

Al-Baarra:  RPG direct strike on moving van with rats and weapons brings these vermin to the doors of Lucifer’s favorite spa:

Mahmoud Musallaa
‘Adnaan Khaazen
‘Abu-Fadhdhool’ (Id pending)

1 was captured and warbling.

Kafr Nibbul:  Fighting between militia and rats.  No details.

Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan:  What is left of this birthplace of the literary giant, Abu Al-‘Alaa, is anyone’s guess.

Dissaamis:  Fighting with SAA expected to kill off last nest of rodents.

Balshoon:  Ditto.

LATAKIA-IDLIB HIGHWAY:  SAA has broken the back of the rat packs’ efforts to block 2-way traffic with 29 rodents killed in a major confrontation.  I will have details tomorrow from Wael.  This is a major setback for Idrees and his team of Ebola-carrying monkeys.

LATAKIA:  

Al-Rubay’ah:  More carcasses dot the countryside between Syria and Turkish-occupied Hatay.  Nobody will go out to check the bodies.  More fertilizer.

Saamiyyat Al-Karak:  Ambush by SAA leaves these stool specimens on the concrete roadway of this sleepy town:

Fu’aad ‘Abdul-Khaaleq Juhaymaan (SAUDI RAT DROPPING)
Hammaad Bikheeti
Muhammad Al-Maan’i
Rasheed Mustafaa
Hizaam Al-Jahmi (YEMENI CAT PUS)

Another 4 had no papers and are presumed non-Syrian.

Khaan Al-Jawz:  

“Abi ‘Abdul-Rahmaan” (LIBYAN BARBARY APE MANURE)
‘Abdullah Al-Sayyed (a/k/a “Abi Rudayna Al-Saraaqibi)

Al-Qasaatel Al-Shamsiyya:  SAA killed 4 rodents:

Wajeeh Sultaan
Muhammad Khayboor

The other 2 could not be identified.

Al-Zawbak:  A mortar was destroyed (sadly) and these killed:

‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Haashem
Ahmad Al-Naasser

DER’AH:

Al-‘Abbaasiyya Bakery:  A machine gun was confiscated and the following sent to Mephisto’s Concert on the Styx:

Ahmad ‘Abdul-Qaader Turki (SAUDI MONKEY SPUNK)
Jayyaash Muhammad ‘Abdullah (LIBYAN BARBARY APE CHANCRE)
Muhammad Al-Masaalima
‘Abdullah Al-Suwaydaan
Ahmad Hussayn Qaaboor
Muhammad Bakriyya

DAMASCUS:

Barza:  6 tunnels uncovered with lots of weapons for our militias.  6 rats killed:

Daawood Al-‘Abdullah
Faadi Sillu (Oh! A relative of General Gas himself!)
Muhammad Shirwaal
Taaher Al-Deek
Muhammad Al-Hamawi
Muhammad Jawaad

Doumaa:  10 kilometers northeast of the capital.  Firefight with remnant rats:

Khalaf ‘Abdullah Al-Saalem
Yaasser Yaasseen Badraan (SANA)

This town saw a large demonstration yesterday demanding cleansing of the area by the SAA.

Harmala Tunnel:  In the area of the Electric Company and Daayaa Corp., SAA and militia killed 16 cockroaches and arrested 3.  Only 6 of the dead were identified:

‘Ali Mansoor
‘Abdul-Fattaah Al-Hindi
Ghaazi Al-Feejaawi
“Abu Zubayda” (id pending)
Kifaah Al-‘Eedaani
‘Awadh Khaldoon

Dayr Salmaan:  An RPG operator was killed by an SAA sniper before he could fire at a tank.  His name has not been revealed.

Marj Al-Sultaan:  A large weapons cache was found thanks to locals.  We must stop here and thank PRINCE FATSO HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA FOR THIS KIND GIFT TO OUR MILITIAS.

Al-Khaamisiyya Village Farms: A rat leader and pack of rats all killed when surrounded.  I have no names at present.

HOMS: 
     
Khaalidiyya:  Still fighting to rid this city of every miserable plague-carrying rodent, the SAA put these down yesterday:

Raakaan ‘Abdul-Jaleel Al-Tashsh
Muhammad Fawzi Hoori Al-Baashaa
Muhammad ‘Abdul-Ghani Al-Turkmaani
Kinaan Fayssal Nu’aasi

AL-HASAKA:

The illustrious “Al-Qa’Qaa’ Brigades” went up in smoke last night in Tal-Al-Ahmar.  According to Wael’s sources, 8 rats were killed and 3 wounded.  No names.  However, Wael is delighted to tell me that this group was mostly involved in selling weapons to rats.  The take was substantial.  Good show.  And thanks to whomsoever made this gift to the NDF.

Al-Hasaka Dam to the south was the scene of more confiscation of weapons.  Zowie!

 DAYR EL-ZOR:

Old Airport:  Police killed this fleeing mouse:

Raafi’ Al-Hamaada

Al-Siyaasiyya Bridge:  SAA killed these of the “Al-Khadhraa’ Brigades” (yawn):

Muhammad Fawwaaz Al-Dandal (Now he’s dangling in Hell)
“Abu ‘Unka” (Id pending)

Al-Muree’iyya:  Weapons seized. No details.

Al-Bukamaal:  A warehouse hid rats and weapons.  SAA raided the warehouse last night and killed 10 rodents.  Confirmed.

Al-Huwayqa, Al-Sinaa’ah, Al-Jubayla and Nazlat Al-Rudaysaat saw much clean-up.  No details.

HAMA:

Al-Hawaash:  A known thief, murderer and rapist belonging to the Jabhat Al-Nusra’s laureled “Ahraar Al-Shaam Brigade” finally bought his first class ticket on the Silver Bullet to Beelzebub’s Infernal Bistro:

Muhyi-Al-Deen Shaaker ‘Ayyaan  (Wael says he had 29 bullets in his carcass)
Yusuf Ramadhaan Al-Fahl
‘Abdul-Wahhaab Fathi Al-Bakkoor
Muhammad Ahmad Karraada

Another 6 could not be identified and are presumed to be foreign.

ALEPPO:

Al-Raashideen:  On the margins in the 4th District on the west side, SAA successfully destroyed a nest of rodents.  Wael has info that 9 were killed and 4 taken prisoner.  Not certain, yet.

Al-Ashrafiyya:  Fighting.  No details.

Al-‘Alqamiyya:  A mortar is seized at the gas station used by rats to strike at Mannagh Airbase.

A’zaaz:  At Mannagh Road near the gas station, a nest of rats is destroyed.   

Al-Naqqaareen:  8 vans stopped and weapons seized on the Old Baab Road in Aleppo.  Fabulous collection of ammo and light arms to be used by our militias.

Al-Mansoora to the West in western Aleppo.  A heavy machine gun is seized. No details.

Aleppo-Idlib Road: 22 confirmed rat deaths at Zaydaan Gas Station at Khaan Al-‘Asal Farms.  Wael says it’s very hard to get stats from this area.  Just is.

SECURITY SERVICES REPORT THAT SAA HAS SUCCESSFULLY MIDWIFED A SUPPLY OF 5,000 MEALS FROM THE SYRIAN RED CRESCENT TO INMATES AT THE CENTRAL PRISON.

Al-‘Ays:  A team of SF commandos annihilated a convoy of trucks carrying missiles to rodents in Aleppo.  All told, 16 trucks and vans were vaporized.  Wael says the number dead will exceed 40 and the value of the materiel was in the hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:

Nopes sends this NYT article with some good ideas:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/13/world/middleeast/syrian-rebel-infighting-undermines-anti-assad-effort.html?_r=0

More rollicking, laugh-inducing articles from the Western Press:

http://www.worldtribune.com/2013/07/16/administrations-syria-problem-u-s-cant-find-non-al-qaida-rebels/ 

Wow! The New York Times is getting it right, finally.  It took so long. And one of our readers actually questioned SyrPer’s credibilty!

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/17/world/middleeast/syria.html?partner=rss&emc=rss&_r=0

Don’t laugh yourselves silly over this one.  I have it on good sources that a SCUD missile is going to descend on them on the Eid Al-Fitr.

http://www.almanar.com.lb/english/adetails.php?eid=102078&cid=23&fromval=1 

Go Kurds!  Rah rah, zis boom bah.  It is unknown how many rats have been killed at Ra’s Al-‘Ain:

http://www.worldbulletin.net/?aType=haber&ArticleID=113288

I guess the Zionists want to start another mess in Lebanon and the Lebs are falling for it:

http://english.al-akhbar.com/content/pro-assad-syrian-politician-assasinated-lebanon

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According to aljazeera (http://www.aljazeera.com/video/middleeast/2013/07/2013717143014174716.html) rebels had captured large parts of Nawa city and gaining ground in Aleppo, are they right?

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I myself would not trust Al-Gorezeera to tell me the date in a calendar factory. Thanks for the Update, and as usual well wishes from Canada. It is splendid to watch the rebel mongoloid death squads fracture like a large sheet of ice as the fat lady skates across it singing her song for the low IQ, drug addled, depraved, bearded butchers whom thanks to the support of the traitorous wester power base have flocked to syria like a wahabbi woodstock. Also it is hilarious to see the oil and gas revenue from the zombie / pork chop alliance as… Read more »

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A comment on the worldtribune site saying the US cannot find a rebel grou not aligned with Al CIADA.

Per the ( ficticious ) war on terror, it should behoove the US government to do everything in its power to FIGHT al QUAEDA, ergo they should be supporting ASSAD. These Demons. God Damn them.

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I have the feeling that all those debates about whether the US should or should not arm the rebels are artificial. On a hand the “rebels” always blame their defeats on the lack of weapons or the “treason” of the West, on the other hand Kerry boast about all the weapons that were already sent to them:
http://sana.sy/eng/22/2013/07/17/492927.htm

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Geez, your comment section is really blowing up. A lot of wannabe Jihadists showing up recently. The “rebel” aka terrorist supporters are morons.

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I drop a comment when I appreciate a article on a site or ifI have something to add to the conversation. Usually it is caused by the fire displayedin the post I read. And after this article “RAT DEVASTATION IN IDLIB…”. I was actually moved enough to leave a thought 🙂 I actually do have some questions for you if you tend not to mind. Could it be only me or does it seem like some of the commentscome across like left by brain dead folks? 😛 And,if you are writing at additional sites, I would like tofollow you. Would… Read more »

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I think that this guy is some kind of psychologists whose specialty is to boost the moral of the FSA troops,he is
probably in charge of a non-commissioned-officer development program:

Things may not be so bad after all.

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I’m puzzled by an aspect of this conflict; the apparent endless network of tunnels, just for Qusayr I remember a claim where a massive underground tunnel between the town of Dab’aa and Al-Qaseir, stretching an estimated 14 km was uncovered, and it wasn’t the sole one.I know that the Hamas taught them some tricks that they got from the Hizbullah, but it’s hard to believe that within a few months they were able to dig hundreds of tunnels of several hundreds of meters each across Syria with just some shovels.In addition, these guys were expecting for a quick victory, at… Read more »

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Ziad said he’s looking for “wiley coyote” moments where rebels are getting hammered on camera. Here’s two I came across this evening:





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Bringing events and organizations up to date on this proxy war on Syria. Please read the subsequent postings since I will break them up into sections and separate posts to the Syrian Perspective blog. Part One: I think USAID in addition to putting in place a “global communications grid”, has been behind getting their operatives embedded into radical Islamic mosques through grants coming out of USAID approved by and coordinated with the U.S. State Department. After observing events in Syria closely for the past two years I keep wondering to myself how is it possible that all these fanatical Jihadis… Read more »

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Part Two: In this YouTube news clip, the reporter outlines how the U.S. State Department has earmarked “hundreds of millions of dollars to save Islamic mosques.” “Save Islamic mosques?” Save them from what? Extinction? Hillary Clinton while at the U.S. State Department called this “soft power” hiding their real intent under such terminology. The UK human rights organizations and international aid organizations are up to their eyeballs in the same process as USAID is involved with through Crown Agents and the UK Foreign Office. We have the sector here of the U.S. government building religious mosques? Are not Church and… Read more »

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Part Three: In an article by Wayne Madsen, he outlines how USAID and through connected organizations like George Soros’ Open Society directly aid groups involved in terrorism, nationalism, separatism and irredentism. This is a really good article showing how USAID acts like a conduit and coordinating agency for NGOs and other organizations actively involved in disrupting national self-determination in the Caucasus especially in Chechnya. This is why Vladimir Putin had the oligarch Boris Berezovsky arrested; because Berezovsky was involved in working with these NGOs in Chechnya through Chechen separatist leader Akhmed Zakayev. CIA Financing of Chechen and Other Caucasus Regional… Read more »

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Part Four: This is what we’re seeing in Syria: The Lord of the Flies. This is a global, high tech revolution. Lord of the Flies. The “old” are being tossed out. The modus operandi is to target the people at the very bottom of society who have not much to lose – and the very top of society who have everything to gain. The underclass in Syria are getting vanquished and obliterate wholesale. The rallying call is “freedom, freedom, freedom” and “democracy, democracy, democracy.” The Jihadis got lured in good didn’t they? Stupid peon illiterate bastards. They need the internet… Read more »

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Ziad, they couldn’t get rid of Assad for two years, so now they’re calling him a “warlord”.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/18/world/middleeast/momentum-shifts-in-syria-bolstering-assads-position.html?ref=world&_r=0

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Wil E. Coyote par excellence: Technical saws a rats head off (ff)

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Any Arabic speaker…

Is this what I think it is, an announcement of the formation of the ‘Free Egyptian Army’?

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