In an article published by Naasser Sharaara in “Al-Akhbaar”, the name of the “Syrian opposition’s” new leader plays a major role in explaining the new Saudi campaign to destroy Syria and its people. Sharaara found out that his real name, as set out in Syria’s criminal registry is “Ahmad Al-‘Awniaan Al-Madlool Al-‘Aassi”. He was under arrest in Saudi Arabia in 2008 but, also, wanted on a criminal warrant in Syria for drug trafficking. Pursuant to an extradition agreement enforced by both the Saudi and Syrian security services, “Al-Jarbaa” was returned to Syria. He was put on trial and found guilty.
Another fact about Al-Jarbaa was recorded by the Qatari security service. When Hamad (Fatso) overthrew his father and took over the reins of power in Qatar, the then-foreign minister took refuge in Syria and demanded the re-installment of the former monarch, Khalifa. Hamad-Fatso contacted Al-Jarbaa and demanded that he kill the exiled foreign minister. According to Sharaara, Al-Jarbaa received a large sum of money after he promised to kill the foreign minister. But, apparently, instead of carrying out the task, he snitched on the conspirators by telling the ousted monarch’s supporters about the plan. He received another financial reward for doing exactly that. When the Syrian security services found out about this, an investigation was launched and Al-Jarbaa was arrested and charged with “larceny by trick or fraud”. He was sentenced to 5 months in prison for swindling everybody.
But it only gets better. Criminal records in Syria also showed that Al-Jarbaa was not some ordinary Cagliostro. In 2004, Al-Jarbaa cajoled the Libyan ambassador in Damascus by representing his “shaykh-hood” over the large Shammar Tribe which originates in Saudi Arabia but has branches in Syria, Iraq and Jordan. He finagled his way into Libya with a delegation of his fellow-tribesmen to pledge allegiance to Mu’ammar Al-Qaddafi who had just announced himself: “King of Kings and Lord of All Africa”. But also, in 2004, Al-Jarbaa tried to inveigle Rafic Hariri into accepting him on the basis of his tribal connections. But, at that exact time, the Syrian security services were pursuing him on charges of “running houses of prostitution in Damascus and Al-Hasaka”.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NATIONAL COALITION OF SYRIAN WHATEVER (NACOSROF) ON ITS ELECTION OF THIS REPUTABLE APE!! WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR GOOD TASTE. WE, ESPECIALLY, THANK THE SAUDI SIMIAN DYNASTY FOR ITS JUDICIOUS EXERCISE OF POLITICAL JUDGMENT!!
‘Adraa west of the Industrial City, MI was listening in on Jabhat Al-Nusra communications when it became clear the rats were planning a major move to relieve their besieged litter-mates in Central East Ghouta. SAA infantry and paratroops were assembled and positioned in the Industrial Center to give the infiltrating rats a neat welcome. The rat movements were monitored from Al-Dhumayr when the ambush was sprung on the unwitting rodents. The enemy rodents belonged to a branch of Jabhat Al-Nusra called “Liwaa’ Al-Islam” with another supporting group calling itself: “Abu Al-Reeh”.
When the dust settled, the rats were massacred. 54 rodent carcasses were counted. Monzer and JP news also report a large number of prisoners taken by the SAA. Among the messy piles of bodies were many weapons which the SAA gladly seized in order to distribute to NDF and militia. They included 7 RPG launchers and accompanying rockets, 23mm machine gun cannons, bullets for 14.5mm and 7mm machine guns.
On the carcasses were a variety of passports: Jordanian, Egyptian and Iraqi.
Daarayyaa: Another 300 meter tunnel was discovered by engineers using the latest ultrasound technology south of the Shurayda Plaza. It was decked out with electrical circuitry and had a design specific to accommodating motorcycles.
At the Bakery Roundabout, militia and security killed 7 rodents who were trying to get out of the area ostensibly to find food. They didn’t make it.
AL-RAQQA: SALAFIST MORON LEADER CAPTURED BY PKK FIGHTERS. HUMILIATING ROUT FOR “WARRIORS OF SATAN”!!
His real name has not been announced for some reason, but, at Tal Abyadh, yesterday, “Abu Mus’ab” was taken prisoner. He is the leader of the preposterously named: “Islamic State of Mesopotamia and Levant”. He was captured after he and his pack of retarded rats were discovered trying to rig a bomb to the PKK headquarters in the town. He surrendered peacefully in his home after threatening to blow himself up. He evdently surrendered after he realized there really was no Paradise awaiting him. Unfortunately, he has been traded for hundreds of Kurdish hostages held by the heroic J.N. The photo is from SANA and I have not been able to verify it.
NEWS AND MOSTLY PROPAGANDA FROM THE WESTERN PRESS:
Laugh your heads off with this typical piece of lying from Oweiss whose own sister or wife was raped repeatedly by Islamist killers in Syria. She was bought off by Fatso:
Good long article about the duration of the conflict in Syria as seen from a spook’s eyes:
BMPs for you military buffs with some good commentary:
Nopes sends this article which is important. I am checking on it and will confirm once Wael or Aslan tells me its true: