Is it possible, friends, that a white-gloved hand is protecting our Syria? It seems so. What with the bisection of the Japanese “Comfort” ship in the Indian Ocean/Arabian Sea and now this in the warm waters of the Mediterranean, you’d think an epidemic was afoot. And was this ship carrying weapons bought by the Wahhabist cockroaches? Maybe not because we have information that Erdoghan, under pressure from his own people, has ordered the closure of supply corridors to the anti-Syrian Jihadist rodents. This is a cool explanation for the sudden interest in Jordan. Keep a watch on this.
SON OF A GUN!! BRITISH TERRORIST-ENABLERS HAVE COMPLETED TRAINING THE SON OF “ABU MUS’AB AL-ZARQAAWI” AND HAVE CLASSIFIED HIM AS “A-1 READY FOR ACTION IN SYRIA”. Folks, these NATO shenanigans have reached embarrassing levels with this item of news confirmed by our friend, Monzer. He is ‘Abdullah Ibn Ahmad Fadheel Al-Nazzaal Al-Khalaayila, the actual biological son of one of the Iraq War’s most notorious criminals: Abu Mus’ab Al-Zarqaawi who became famous by cutting of the head of a young Jewish Pennsylvania man, Paul Berg, in front of a video camera then distributing this masterpiece through Warner Brothers. I mean, of all the tasteless, vicious and savage acts you can contemplate, this Wahhabist son of a city no civilized man would ever visit (Al-Zarqaa’) got a high slicing people’s heads off as though they were sheep being slaughtered Halaal-style. Luckily, the U.S. finally got a bead on this rodent and splattered him all over the sewer pipe into which he crawled.
MI6, not known for its morals, has replaced the former head of “Dawlat Al-‘Iraaq Al-Islaamiyya” (The Islamic State of Iraq. Yawn) one Abu Bakr Al-Baghdaadi with the young congenitally prepared psychopath and son of the great “off wid yer head” Jordanian terrorists himself. He’s ready to die now in Syria. We promise you, he will. ZAF
RUKNEDDEEN: The Syrian Ministry of the Interior announced the failure of Obama-supported Jabhat Al-Nusra rodents in attacking the headquarters of the Criminal Security Branch of the Damascus Law Enforcement Establishment in the northeastern suburb of Rukneddeen. According to sources in the M-o-I, the first attack started with 3 terrorist rodents festooned with explosive belts charging at the front entrant to the building at 8:45 a.m. Sunday, Damascus time. Guards and security personnel were alert and fired at them successfully foiling their efforts to reach their goal. Sadly, in this first wave, 5 citizens and soldiers were killed with an unknown number wounded.
When this operation failed miserably, the rats tried it again at 9:30 a.m., thinking that the pandemonium, which normally follows their abominations, would insure even greater carnage. They failed again. The 3 who were dressed up with these C-4-laden belts were killed before they could reach the building. In fact, according to Monzer, they exploded like popcorn.
A forensic team was on the scene immediately and all samples from body parts were taken. The badges and clothing, the facial hair, and expressions of blind, utter ignorance on the remaining faces of the killer rodents point to Jabhat Al-Nusra.
SYRIAN ARMY LAUNCHES FINAL ASSAULT ON AL-QAABOON AND ANNIHILATES RODENT PRESENCE.
With 4,500 members of the Ba’ath Party Youth Organization Militia (Al-Shabeeba) and the all-volunteer National Defense Forces, the SAA backed by T-72 tanks has rolled into Al-Qaaboon to wrest it away from the terrorist Wahhabist rodents who have been allowed to remain there too long. Monzer says that General ‘Ali Ayyoob, Chief of the Syrian General Staff, is personally commanding the forces. SyrPer predicts that within 48 hours, the rats will leave Al-Qaaboon for refuge in the mountains. But, that is another very short story General Ayyoob has already begun composing for the unfortunate rats. Tee hee hee. Monzer tells me that his reports indicate 29 confirmed rat carcasses with over 63 already surrendering to SAA and security.
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: An assault by disciplined SAA infantrymen destroyed a unit of scavengers. Monzer says that the SAA seized 400 rounds of ammo and 8 assault rifles. The dead carrion eaters?
“Abu Ahmad Al-Sharaabi” (Id pending)
Muslim Jibreel (No relation to Palestinian hero, Ahmad Jibreel)
The other 3 could not be identified.
Al-‘Ibb Farms in Doumaa: A group calling itself “Jamaa’at Jund Al-Risaala” (Trans. “The Soldiers of the Message Group”, BIG YAWN!) was sent with an invitation from Lucifer to a Soiree en Enfer. It was strictly RSVP.
Radhwaan Abu-Sunnaara (Boy, he sure got hooked on terrorism)
No other names with 4 others dead.
Harastaa: An ambush by SAA and militia took down these Wahhabist fly droppings:
‘Ali Dajaani (this is a Palesteezian name. Carried Syrian papers, though)
Baasel Al-Halbooni (Local yokel dies close to home)
Dayr Salmaan: After a series of operations meant to break down the morale of the rats, 7 rodents were kille in a firefight with over 13 taken prisoner:
The rest could not be identified even with warblers. They were mostly non-Syrian.
Ahmad Humayda (SANA)
Hurayra Village in Al-Zabadaani: A large cache of weapons is both destroyed and captured by our SAA.
Among the rodents confirmed dead were these unlucky sewer denizens:
Halboon, near Al-Tall: SAA brings these scurrying hyenas down:
Mu’aawiya Qarqoor (Ah, the little lamb went to Satan’s table)
Jayrood: A nice weapons seizure made our day. THANKS, PRINCE HOGG OF QATAR. A bunch of rats were also killed, but neither Monzer nor SANA have any details.
Waadi Al-‘Arqoob on the Al-Naasiriyya/Al–Humayra Road: Security and militia intercept a convoy of trucks carrying weapons. Guess where the weapons are? Hmmm. Monzer says there were 4 23mm heavy machine gun cannons in mint condition. No names. 5 dead and 12 taken prisoner.
LE FIGARO: HAMAD (AKA PRINCE FATSO, PRINCE PORKY, PRINCE PIG HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA) is abdicating to his son, PRINCE TAMEEM SON OF FATSO, before this coming Ramadaan.
“How much did you say that Romanian 11-year old boy was?”, asks the perennial “Pedophile of the Year”, Prince Pork of Catarrh.
I’M GOING TO GO HOME FOR SOME BREAKFAST AND COME BACK TO GIVE YOU THE NEWS ABOUT ALEPPO AND OTHER PLACES. ZAF
NEWS AND GOBBLEDYGOOK FROM THE WORLD PRESS:
Voltaire news and the wishful thinking of the West. Assassinate our president. For Pete’s sake! Don’t they know these are war crimes?
Don’t laugh too hard. Putin is trying not to. How many people attended this Doha Conference?
Always great analysis from Global and Michael Chossudovsky:
Qataris should not be allowed to wander by themselves. They have to have Filipinos guiding them. Here is one such example of how things can go wrong when you have morons running around the desert:
Like the BBC, the WP has become a repository of propaganda and journalistic sludge. Look at the hilarious headline and see if you can find it in the text. PURE PROPAGANDA AND SHAMELESS LYING FOR THE PROPAGANDA AFICIONADO:
Smile as you read this. Enjoy your breakfast. Enjoy your coffee.