Two of the 102 rats Syrian security forces killed yesterday in Aleppo. These 2 are foreigners who have yet to be identified.
North Castillo: An ambush by clever NDF and militia killed 12 rodents caught in a fusillade of lead:
‘Abdul-Salaam Mahshi (Stuffed like a pig for the barbecue down below)
The rest could not be identified and are believed to be foreigners.
(Note: I am typing on my laptop from the dacha. I don’t have italics on this system. Bear with me)
Al-Manaasher: 16 rats killed with only 5 identified.
Bani Zayd: 4 killed. All Jabhat Al-Nusra. No identification.
Haydariyya Roundabout in Aleppo: 9 rats either killed or wounded. No details.
Mannagh Airbase: Confirmed 7 dead hyenas. A 23mm machine gun was destroyed but a mortar in mint condition was seized. There were also more attacks by J.N. from the cemetery of Heen Village near the Bakkaa Restaurant. No details on this one.
Greater Awram: Jabhat Al-Nusra loses 10 rodents:
Hilaal Al-Thuwwaar (id pending)
The rest could not be identified. 3 others were taken prisoner.
Zaydo Service Station: On the Aleppo-Idlib Highway. 7 rats died escaping an arrest by security forces. No details.
Hanaano Residencies: 15 rats were burned to death in 3 adjacent apartments when an RPG round fired by militia detonated inside their nest and triggered several IEDs loaded with some kind of phosphorous. Wael does not have all the details. But it was pretty horrific. As Ken Russell would say: “Hell will hold no surprises for them.”
Maysser Schools Complex: Confirmed 8 rats killed. A 23mm cannon was seized, THANKS TO PRINCE HOGG OF QATAR along with a usable mortar.
Wael reports that 307 terrorist mercenary rats surrendered today to security agents and asked if they could take advantage of the president’s amnesty statute. In Homs, 412 rats turned themselves in yesterday and today making this a particularly telling day for the way the war is going.
DER’AH: SYRIAN ARMY TROUNCES RATS AT SEESSOON:
Seesoon: Yesterday. An SAA brigade met up with sneaky little rats as they tried to install some IED’s in the main road. When the SAA caught them, the rats opened fire and all were killed: all 31 of them. They were J.N. nut cases with crazy Islamic names for their units: “The Brigade of Umar Mukhtar” and the like. Here are some of the rats:
Shurahbeel Khalaayila (Jordanian rat vomit)
I have no other names. Monzer writes that the rest were all from non-Levant countries by their physical characteristics.
Hamdaan Al-Mashtaa (Jordanian scorpion pus)
Naafi’ah: 11 confirmed rat kills but no details as carcasses are being prepared for descent into Hell.
Al-Shajara: 3 killed. 13 taken prisoner and wounded.
‘Ableen: 4 killed. No more details. Lots of ammo seized according to Monzer. These vermin were in 2 vans trying to resupply some of their rodent kin outside Der’ah City. No such luck. No names.
BUT, THANKS, PRINCE PUS OF QATAR.
I am having problems with this system. I will continue tomorrow morning. But as an aside, it appears the rats are unable to replenish their ranks as more and more realize the Syrian war is no Jihad.