PRESIDENT ASSAD CONFIRMS ARRIVAL OF FIRST ENHANCED-RANGE S-300 ANTI-AIRCRAFT MISSILES FROM RUSSIA; ZIONIST ABOMINATION LIMITED IN CAPABILITIES TO STOP COVERAGE OVER SOUTH LEBANON; ALQAEDA ANNIHILATED IN LATAKIA AND ELSEWHERE
LATAKIA: In a spectacular ambush indicating the professionalism and experience of the SAA and militias, the Jabhat Al-Nusra was “KAPOWED!!” in Al-Reehaaniyya and Al-Faranliq:
“Abu Al-‘Abed” (a/k/a “Al-‘Aqeed”, the Colonel) JORDANIAN FLEA AND LEADER OF THE “MOTHER OF THE FAITHFUL BRIGADES. (Yawn)
‘UTHMAAN AL-SAYYED AHMAD (EGYPTIAN ASP VOMIT)
Muhammad Jihaad Al-Shammaat
Muhammad Yahya Al-As’ad
Muss’ab Ibraaheem Al-Istanaabooli
Muhammad Khayreddeen Al-Darweesh
Ahmad Muhammad Al-Darweesh
At the Kurdish town of Salmaa, only one kilometer from my wife’s ancestral town of Slinfeh in the Jabal Al-Nawba area, militia backed by SAA infantry chased down these rats:
“ABU AL-ZAYN AL-TUNISI” (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE EXCREMENT)
Hammaam Haajj Moussa
Abu ‘Ammaar Andaroon (leader of the “Certain Truth Brigade”, yawn)
FAKE SYRIAN ARMY AND ALQAEDA SEND OUT ALARM DEMANDING HELP IN EVACUATING OVER 1000 WOUNDED RODENTS. NOBODY WILL COME. ONLY OUR MILITIAS WILL BE COMING TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR WOUNDED.
At Kafr Laahaa, the SAA killed 4 slinking snakes as they tried to cleverly escape the net around this town:
“Abu Al-Waylaat” (id pending)
Taldo: 12 killed in firefight. No details.
Tal Dahab: 3 killed. 3 wounded and taken prisoner. No names, yet.
‘Arjoon: 6 dead rodents and 4 prisoners:
Hassaan Zirimli (?)
East Al-Buwaydha: 2 killed. 7 taken prisoner. All FSA.
FSA attempts to infiltrate again from Lebanon toward the town of Al-Sirhaaniyya near Al-Qusayr. Of the estimated 25 in the rat unit, 8 were confirmed killed, 4 confirmed wounded and the rest escaped back into Lebanon.
At the Al-Nayrab Ba’ath Youth Camp, finally, the SAA broke into the ranks of the J.N. with heavy artillery and swift-moving infantry, killing 33 rodents, many of whom were foreigners. This is a major blow to the terrorist mercenary rats:
Daagher Al-Tawshi (LEBANESE CHICK PEA)
Muhammad Ismaa’eel Al-Taweel (EGYPTIAN ASP PUS)
“ABU AL-ISLAAM AL-TUNISI” (TUNISIAN BARBARY APE HAIR FOLLICLE)
The rest have not been identified yet.
AMERICAN WHITE SKAG KILLED WHILE AIDING TERRORIST MURDERERS IN IDLIB. NICOLE LYNN MANSFIELD, A WHITE HAG AND MENTAL CASE WAS KILLED IN A SYRIAN ARMY AMBUSH ON THE ROAD BETWEEN HAAREM AND IDLIB CITY ON WEDNESDAY. THE FBI HAS CONFIRMED HER DESCENT INTO HELL. SHE LIVED 33 YEARS AND WAS CONVERTED TO ISLAM BY SOME IMMIGRANT TROLL. WE AT SYRPER HOPE SHE BURNS IN HELL FOR HER BETRAYAL OF ISLAM AND HER APOSTASY.
BRITISH IDIOT, ‘ALI AL-MANAASIFI, AGE 22, WAS KILLED ALSO WITH THIS MANSFIELD CHARACTER.
BRITISH MEDICAL DOCTOR OF PAKKIE DESCENT KILLED IN IDLIB WHILE HELPING TERRORIST RATS. ISSA ABDUL-RAHMAN CASHED IN HIS CHIPS YESTERDAY IN IDLIB. BOO HOO HOO. MAY HE ROT IN HELL.
Mannagh Airbase: SANA confirms many dead rats. Wael has no details.
Central Prison area of Maslamiyya: 11 dead rats and 7 wounded prisoners.
At Maqta’ Al-Bakkaara: Another 8 rats killed at the Haylaan cemetery.
Al-Shaykh Najjaar: 13 rats killed. Lot of weapons seized, THANKS TO PRINCE FATSO.
Kafr Khaasher: 3 rats and all their weapons:
Muhammad Al-Khaffaash (Batman!!)
Zaydu Gas Station: 4 rodents killed on the Aleppo-Idlib Highway in the south.
This piece of Jordanian camel dung is Muhammad Ismaa’eel Saaleh Jaarallah, a/k/a “Abu-Al-Qa’qaaq” was a Jabhat Al-Nusra member and suicide-bomber-wannabe. His bomb exploded in Al-Mazra’a near Damascus and he was saved by other rats. He now lounges under the care of our military intelligence people. He will never see again and his body is burned over 60%. Congratulations to his family in Al-Zarqaa, Jordan. We hope they enjoy cleaning up his filth.
There is fighting in the following towns in Damascus: Harastaa, Harraan Al-‘Awaameed, Al’Utayba, Al-‘Ibada, Al-Habbaariyya, Jarbaa, Al-Qaasimiyya and ‘Adraa. No details yet from Monzer.
(Photo: AFP) Syrian soldier has a rat in the sights of his rifle in the northern neighborhood of Al-Qusayr
Syrian Arny infantrymen searching areas around Dhab’ah for scurrying rodents as the noose tightens.
Syrian militia prepare for another assault on rodents in northern Al-Qusayr. From the looks on their faces, they’re champin’ at the bit.
AMERICAN WAR HERO AND SENATOR BREAKS BREAD WITH KNOWN TERRORISTS. JOHN MCCAIN, ALZHEIMER POSTER BOY AND RESIDENT DRUNK, MEETS MENGELE LOOK-ALIKE IDREES AND SMILING MURDEROUS TERRORISTS OF JABHAT AL-NUSRA.
NEWS AND SILLINESS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
If any of you want to know why French politicians are derrieres des chevals, read this from the most criminal of NATO governments:
Rambling but qualitative article from our friends at Counterpsyops. Could use Ziad’s editing:
The Zionist Entity Settler State draws a pink line in front of the Russian bear:
Absolute must-read article about Bush’s war crimes and his conviction!!
Great article about Turkey’s war crimes:
Have another laugh over McCain’s antics. This time he had no idea he was standing next to kidnappers. So regrettable!
And now Erdoghan. Here’s another laugh for the cocktail hour crowd:
More McCain laughs from Christoph:
More MiGs are coming people:
John sends this article from Miami which is intelligently written for once:
Turkey is falling apart: