HOMS: AL-QUSAYR AND ITS ENVIRONS:
Wael reports that the terrorist insects in Al-Qusayr are still negotiating a “pull-out” of their remnants from the northern part of the town in exchange for “safe passage” back to Lebanon. Our information is that the Lebanese government wants none of this and is imploring Damascus not to make any such deal. Wael reports that the MoD is not optimistic about any agreement being struck between the parties. Syrian army preparations for a siege of the area has now given way to a full-frontal attack to finish off the starving rodents inside.
Another pathetic attempt to infiltrate the Al-Qusayr area via the ‘Arsaal (Leb) – Khirbet Al-Akkaariyya/Al-‘Uboodiyya axis met with disaster for the dwindling ranks of the FSA. Wael confirms 11 rodents dispatched and a remaining number escaping back into the Lebanon. Weapons were destroyed. No details.
SAA has established complete control over the eastern entryway into the Northern Neighborhood of the city including the dirt road between the Dhab’ah Airbase and Al-Qusayr. This now completes the stranglehold over the northern neighborhood and hermetically seals all possible means of reinforcement and resupply to the rats.
Wael reports the dismantling of “hundreds” of IEDs planted by the rats in the homes and businesses of people who lived in this once thriving community.
We have received names of carcasses identified in Al-Hameediyya but who were killed the day before yesterday when the SAA completely decontaminated the town:
Another 42 could not be identified. Many of the carcasses appeared non-Syrian.
HAMA: In Qubbat Al-Kurdi in the Salamiyya area, SAA kills 17 rodents and destroys or confiscates a large cache of weapons. No details. Interesting because this area is known for its concentration of Ismaa’eeli Muslims (Seveners) who are very loyal to the government. BUT THANKS, PRINCE FATSO FOR THE NICE GIFT.
It is fair to say that the terrorists have not had much success in Hama. Either memories of February 1982 or just a revulsion at the thought of increasing deprivation has made the people in this governorate particularly antipathetic to the cause of the Jabhat Al-Nusra and the so-called Fake Syrian Army.
At Khaan Al-Shaykh, the SAA killed 8 rats and captured 12 more in a firefight. Only 2 names have been given to Monzer:
Jihaad Muhammad Al-Khajjool
Al-Reehaan Farms in Douma: SAA killed this roach:
And seized weapons stashed in his car. THANKS, PRINCE FATSO.
‘Adraa – at the AWMU FACTORY FOR CLEANSERS, Jabhat Al-Nusra couldn’t get it right and lost the following bowel parasites:
Another 4 could not be identified.
Al-Qaasimiyya Farms and Al-Zamaaniyya: All in the Eastern Ghouta, the SAA killed 24 rodents in a long firefight which involved helicopter support:
The rest carried no papers.
An attack by Jabhat Al-Nusra tapeworms at dawn at the West Al-Nashwa Quarter in the city resulted in 7 dead terrorists and 3 captured. The nice part was the substantial collection of weapons and ammo the SAA seized for our militias and NDF. THANK YOU, SO MUCH, PRINCE PORK OF QATAR!
Mannagh area near the airbase: Wael reports 4 rodents killed and 9 wounded. No details in this evolving operation.
Al-Ziyaara: Also in the Mannagh area, Wael reports 9 dead rodents without any details.
CENTRAL PRISON AREA: The FSA can’t get anything right. This operation is commanded personally be traitor/deserter Col. Abdul-Jabbaar Al-‘Ukaydi whom we thought was killed last year. We were wrong. But we were right about his command skills. Another desperate attack on the prison was repulsed with an estimated 17 dead rodents. Nobody wants to go out and check the carcasses because there are too many snipers. So, the rodents rot in the roads! Sometimes, a cease fire can be arranged to pull the rat carcasses away. Evidently, even the FSA understands the importance of avoiding contagion.
Al-Layramoon: This quarter is on the fissure line and has seen a lot of action. Wael received a report that 4 rats were killed. No more details.
Kuwayris: At the airbase, 4 vans loaded with weapons from Prince Fatso’s armory were stopped yesterday by alert militia. A firefight ensued near the Toyota Dealership and the Al-Tahhaan Restaurant just around the corner from the ice cream factory. All this took place on the highway between Aleppo and Idlib.
When the dust settled, the SAA and MI counted 36 dead rodents. In the vans were 12 crates of bullets for AK47s, 2 23mm machine gun cannons ready for mounting, phosphorous grenades, satellite communication equipment and a veritable pot pourri of documents and scandalous reading material.
SAA ESTABLISHES COMPLETE CONTROL OVER DHAHRAT ABED RABBUH after the last nest of rats was annihilated. IEDs were dismantled to the approbation of the citizens:
Another 3 could not be identified.
Daaret ‘Izza: SAA destroyed a Mitsubishi truck loaded with weapons and ammo. Big explosion. Can’t thank Prince Porky for this one. 3 dead rodents confirmed.
Aleppo City: At the Haydariyya Roundabout, 2 cars with suspicious looking rats was ordered to stop. The rats opened fire and were all killed as NDF, militia, police and security surrounded them and sent them high-tailing it straight to Mephisto’s Hair Salon. No details.
Al-Kawansurwa crossroad with Sarmeen close to Turkey’s border, 8 confirmed dead rodents still being identified as we write.
Kafr Al-Batteekh: For those of you who like watermelon, enjoy this rat-stat: 2 rats killed trying to evade Justice!! No details.
Binnish: Another airbase area with slight stats. SAA killed 1 rodent and arrested 2 others yesterday. No details.
At Al-Najaass, Umm Sareen and Tal-Salmu, reports of fighting with no details.
Al-Nayrab: Yes. Yes. That stupid Youth Camp. Another 5 rats die for absolutely nothing. Their carcasses are rotting as we write.
Kafr Rouhayn: 3 confirmed dead Tunisians. One had a name which was false:
“Al-Muhaajer Al-Tunisi” (id pending)
Taftanaaz: More airbases. No details about a combat situation.
Jabal Al-‘Arba’een: 2 dead rats more than the 19 killed the day before yesterday. No details. Too close to snipers.
Al-Shamaatiyya and Al-Hameediyya in the rural Abu-Dhuhoor airbase area COMPLETELY RAT-FREE AND SECURE. All 50 plus IEDs dismantled. The campaign in Idlib is quite impressive.
Ma’arratmassreen: Another internal feud over spoils results in the deaths of 17 rats. The SAA arrived just in time to watch them start the process of putrefaction. All weapons seized. THANKS TO PRINCE FATSO.
Al-Qinya: 4 rats died resisting the inevitable arrest. They are now awaiting eternal fires in Satan’s anteroom:
Al-‘Atshaana: 3 rats, no details.
Kafr Nibil: No details.
Saraaqeb: Really close to the border of Turkish-occupied Syria. Almost rat-free soon.
A pick-up truck with weapons and ammo confiscated at the Al-Siyaasiyya Bridge in the city. 7 rodents were killed pretending they were farmers on their way to their fields. No names, yet.
Al-Muri’iyya: 14 rats confirmed shot to death scurrying aimlessly around flaming flatbeds. All weapons confiscated and delivered to militias.
Al-Masrab: Security Agents arrest 3 Jabhat Al-Nusra dung beetles and take control of a flatbed with 23mm machine gun cannon, 3 RPGs and lots of light weapons courtesy of the Porcine Prince.
Al-Budaryaas: In Mu-Hassan City, a car explodes while rats were trying to fit it with exploding devices. Well, they were successful in that endeavor. The car did explode. Unfortunately for them, they were the only victims. Of the 6 killed, only this one was identified by SANA:
OUR CONDOLENCES TO THE FAMILY OF THIS WONDERFUL YOUNG LADY, YAARA ‘ABBAAS, WHO WAS MURDERED BY OBAMA’S TERRORIST RATS YESTERDAY WHILE COVERING EVENTS IN AL-QUSAYR FOR AL-IKHBAARIYYA.
ARTICLES AND REPORTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
This is an interesting report from Al-Raqqa. What this reporter did not know was that a major military offensive is being prepared by the SAA as roadways are cleared.
Don’t laugh too hard over this article. It’ll have you screaming if you’re not careful:
Come on Europe, send our militias some new Stinger missiles and better weapons than we got from Prince Hog:
Saudi Arabia’s so-called “king” has been clinically dead for decades. Souri Homsi sends this one:
Michael in Strasbourg sends this article in German about Herr Schindler’s prediction that the SAA will defeat the rats in 2013. Thanks, Michael: