DAMASCUS ON THE VERGE OF COMPLETE RIDDANCE FROM OBAMA’S AND NATO’S RODENTS; CHOKING OPERATIONS IN PROGRESS AS THE SYRIAN ARMY CLEANS OUT THEIR LAST BASTIONS OF FILTH:
Al-Qaysaa: The last little morsel squirreled away by the NATO rodents on the Damascus-Airport Highway was broomed up by the SAA and NDF yesterday. The East Ghouta is now completely under the SAA control. The last safe house operated by the Jabhat Al-Nusra went “Kaboom!!” last night when unwanted visitors from the Syrian government arrived with weapons and put all rats to death. Al-Qaysaa is west of Al-‘Utayba and represents a massive disaster for the enemies of progress. Besides the 11 rats exterminated in the operation, Prince Fatso’s largesse was on display as our army took away about $50,000.00 worth of weapons and ordnance and delivered it all to the NDF.
Mahdi ‘Ali Raslaan
Muhammad Hassan Shaykhoon
The remaining carcasses were those of foreigners suspected of being from Jordan and Iraq.
We can now confirm that our friend Monzer has traveled the entire length of Damascus-Airport Highway from the capital to Al-Dhumayr – Industrial ‘Adra – Al-Qaysaa – Al-‘Utayba – Al-‘Awaameed – Harraan – Kafreen.
Barzeh: Its’ just amazing how many weapons were are getting from Prince Pedophile of Qatar. Wow!
At this town SAA killed 29 rodents yesterday and took 11 prisoners in an ambush on a convoy just brimming with machine guns and ammo. Good show!! The identified dead are:
The rest carried no papers and some were dismembered in the ferocious attack launched by the SAA.
Jawbar: On Al-Manaasher Road close to the gymnasium. THANKS AGAIN TO PRINCE FATSO. 11 skunks took the greased pole straight down for Lucifer’s fiesta at the Cape of Fire:
JAAYED AL-‘UJARI (LIBYAN BARBARY APE AND EXCREMENT)
“Abu-Al-Sindaan” (id pending)
The last one just didn’t want to be identified. Sorry.
Harasta: At the High School Roundabout the SAA and militia hit the jackpot by seizing 4 heavy 23mm machine guns and the usual endless cartridges and boxes. Thanks, Prince Fatso.
Ahmad Mukhallalaati (Now he’s being pickled in Hell)
6 others could not be identified.
In another operation in Harasta, a group of grubs from the Jabhat Al-Nusra were anxious to make their appointment with Satan so, they attacked a SAA checkpoint and were killed on the spot. Of the 6 who attacked, these were the only two with names:
Douma: In the Industrial area, the SAA made a stunning discovery: 15 locations were uncovered where IEDs were manufactured. We also found crates of AK47 assault rifles, grenades, phosphorous grenades, ammunition, RPGs and rockets and drugs. One of the locations used to operate as a lathe before it was taken over by rodents.
This sneaky weasel pretends he knows how to set up a mine. He doesn’t. Our sappers and engineers have decoded all the stupid IEDs and dismantle them the way our readers dismantle a box of popcorn.
On the road from Homs to Palmyra (Tadmur), at the Hannoora Bridge, 4 IEDs blew up in the face of 9 rats killing them all. Their bodies were hardly identifiable due to the explosion that involved 250kgs of enhanced C-4. Poof!!
Al-Khaaldiyya: Prince Fatso’s munificence again on display as our militias received another good shot in the arm. (No pun intended). SAA and militia killed 7 rodents and took 3 alive to warble. In addition to that, over 12 IEDs were dismantled, their explosives taken to secure locations for subsequent use in the extermination of rodents. Wael does not have the names.
Al-Rastan: Ditto. Only we have the names of the scum who were ambushed on motorcycles by alert
militia. Oh, boy was this a “Wipe Out”.
Faraj Al-‘Abed Zuhoor
4 others had no papers.
The City: At Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah, near the Amal Hospital, while putting together a compliment of IEDs, one of the rodents triggered an early explosion killing all 13 terrorists. What a shame. Apparently, even their identification went up in smoke. One of the interesting finds however in the nearby safe house where these skunks operated were books on making IEDs (real useful, huh?), lots of ordnance from Prince Fatso, shock grenades and fence material. Hmmm.
DAYR AL-ZOR: Reptiles of the Jabhat Al-Nusra damaged the very pretty suspension bridge in this city on the Euphrates. But, that’s what Robert Ford wants. That’s what Cameron wants. Destruction for the sake of destruction. But it all comes back to you, you bastards!!
Al-‘Urfi: We killed the following grubs:
Sa’eed Abdullah Al-Faraj (of the “Abu Dhurr Al-Ghaffaari (yawn) Group”)
Faayez Muhammad Al-Hutoot (Toot Toot, ‘ala Beirut)
Ahmad ‘Abbood Al-Dalli
Al-Sinaa’ah: 3 killed. No details.
Al-Muree’iyya: Only 1 was killed today:
‘Issa Faadhel Al-‘Abdullah
AL-JAZEERA IS DOWN 85% IN ITS VIEWERSHIP. GOSH. I WONDER WHY!!
TARTOUS: Not much usually happens here in this bastion of pro-government citizens. But, the rats are desperate and are looking for other places to settle. No such luck.
2 warehouses filled with weapons were destroyed by the SAA and militia.
At Al-Baydha Village, heavy machine guns were seized and turned over to our brave NDF. There were automatic assault rifles, components for RPGs, RPGs, IEDs and very advanced communication equipment that will remain unused. The owners of the 2 warehouses claim ignorance. But just give them some time with the AI people and they’ll warble arias.
At Al-Marqab, site of the magnificent coastal fortress, SAA killed 19 insects. Their names are being collected by Wael. He writes that they appear foreign. There are Saudis in the group.
In Banyaas itself, at the Al-Nabi’ Quarter, we killed 17 rats:
‘Ali Mashnooq (Well, he never made it to the gallows)
The rest had no papers.
Great victories and rat-stats (but I’m tired) at Abu-Dhuhoor (8 killed with lots of weapons from the Portly Prince of Pork), Al-Jaanoodiyya (8 killed), Mishmishaan (all turned to apricot jam and preserved in resin), ‘Ain Al-‘Assaafeer (12 killed and all weapons seized), Al-Nayrab (5 killed), Mazra’at Hameeshu (3 killed), Ma’arratmassreen (21 killed in great firefight with helicopters swooping down).
On the road from Idlib to Taftanaaz to Kafr Rawhayn to Abu-Dhuhoor to Al-Baraagheeshi (no more gnats!) to Khaasher declared totally clean by MoD!
BIG NEWS OF BIG IEDs. When the enemy gets desperate, he tries to use everything he’s got before he heads back to Turkey. Yesterday, our sappers dismantled an IED with a payload of 200 kgs of enhanced C-4 on the main road between Jisr Al-Shughour and Areeha where hundreds of cars pass by every hour.
Baab Al-Hadeed: a mortar was confiscated for use against rats. It was used to fire on Christians in Sulaymaaniyya Quarter. No more. These filthy vermin’s carcasses were found lying around it:
At the border of Salaahuddeen, at the Shurookh service station, east of Al-Shaykh Sa’eed Bridge, 8 rodents were killed and 3 taken prisoner. No details.
Al-Layramoon: In the factory area, over 8 rats killed. No details. Some real nice 23mm machine gun cannons were seized and delivered to our militia.
At Bani Zayd: A cache of weapons will serve our purposes quite well thanks to Prince Porker of Catarrh.
Al-Jubayla: Disaster for FSA. They lost communication equipment with codes apparently very useful to the
MI people. More gifts from Prince Hog of Suetland.
DER’AH: Great battles will decide where the FSA and its American terrorism-enablers will retire. I will report tomorrow. It’s that time.
GUT-RIPPING PROPAGANDA AND SOME DECENT NEWS:
If you want to know why the NYT is the dowager strumpet of newspapers, get this laugh-inducing article from one of their rudderless reporters:
Good recap of Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah’s speech the day before yesterday. Our hats off to this great ally and friend:
Of course, John McCain and the neo-cons will find some way to worm out of this:
John Esq. sends this. I have doubts about British intentions:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Watch this miserable little insect just miss a sniper’s shot just after he fires about 10 shots: