FIRST POST – MAY 13, 2013 – DAMASCUS NOW FREE OF RATS AS ARMY MOVES INTO DER’AH AND AL-RAQQA; ERDOGHAN MURDERER AND WAR CRIMINAL; RAT-STATS; GLOBAL POPPYCOCK AND SOME NEWS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS; SCENES OF JUBILATION AS OUR ARMY GRINDS THE RATS INTO SO MUCH FERTILIZER:

Harasta:  Firefight nets 5 rodents trying to find shelter in an hostile world.  2 were identified:

Fawwaaz Habboosh
Abdul-Sattaar ‘Ali-Ahmad

Shifooniyya:  The day before yesterday, these snipers were hunted down and asked to surrender.  They thought they could take on the NDF. They were dead wrong:

‘Adnaan Al-‘Arabu
Na’eem Sultaaniyya
Akram Zaytoon
‘Aabed Kan’aan

Also, today, in Shiffoniyya, we are delighted to give news to the family of Mr. Muhammad Al-Najjaar of the Jabhat Al-Nusra of his premature descent down the Mephisto Autobahn to the flea market supervised by none other than the Lord of the Flies himself.  Bully for him!!  

Jawbar:  At the cork factory, J.N. fanatics fired artillery at the building and set it on fire.  The rats were all killed and their mortar piece seized and given to NDF for later use against Prince Fatso.  No names of the carcasses.   12 dead.

Also in Jawbar, at the Al-Manaasher Roundabout, militia sent these 2 dung beetles to Satan’s compost heap:

Mahmoud Darweesh (Obviously not the great Palestinian poet who passed away some years ago.  He would have been ashamed of professors who still don’t know that Dr. Assad is the man in Syria’s future.) 
Hishaam Al-‘Uluw.

Barza:  A nest of buzzards is wiped out by SAA and militia.  13 killed and no prisoners to worry about:

Muneeb Faakhoori
Ziyaad Al-Sagheer
Muhammad Jawaahiri
Sabaah Al-Mu’ti
Abdul-Hameed Al-Shamaali

The rest carried no identification and will be cremated.

Al-Qaaboon:  No details about a major firefight inside the town.  Only that at least 6 rats were killed.

Harmala Tunnel:  We now have 2 brand new 23mm anti-aircraft cannons and a big crate of AK47s for our militia.  Thank you Prince Pedophile of Qatar.

‘Adra:  Jabhat Al-Nusra went down the pipe and got smoked.  11 confirmed dead foreign rats.

TURKEY:  ANOTHER TURK JET GOES DOWN IN FLAMES

A Turkish F-16 flying over Southern Turkey’s Amanus Mountains crashed in a ball of flames in the village of Barbooz about 40km north of the Syrian border.  Aslan, our source in Hatay, says the rumor mill is in full operation.  One rumor is that it was shot down by Jabhat Al-Nusra freaks with a Qatari-supplied heat-seeking anti-aircraft missile.  Th epilot reportedly bailed out.   Let’s see.  In the meantime, huge demonstrations against Erdoghan are being reported.  People are demanding his resignation.

TUNISIAN VERMIN KILLED ON MAY 7, 2013 IN IDLIB.  THESE TUNISIAN BARBARY APES AREN’T DOING SO WELL IN OUR BELOVED SYRIA.

صحف تونسية: مقتل إرهابي تونسي في سورية.. وتورط آخرين بالتعامل مع

Tunisian plague-carrying rodent lies dead after being killed by SAA snipers.  His name?  Saadeq ‘Abdul-Malek. Killed on May 7, 2013 near Idlib.  He is now enjoying treacle with Mr. Treacle.  

DER’AH:  KHIRBAT GHAZAALA IS NOW 100% RAT-FREE THANKS TO THE SAA.  This is the end of the FSA and its more numerous allies in the Jabhat Al-Nusra.  

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WORLD POPPYCOCK AND SOME NEWS:

Erdoghan is a murderer? No way. Right?  Yes, way.  Read this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/10053912/Erdogan-is-a-murderer-claims-Syrian-minister-after-deadly-car-bombings.html 

Turkish fighter jet downed again. Are they going to use this to attack our great army?  Let’s see.  Russia had better be ready:

http://friendsofsyria.wordpress.com/2013/05/13/turkish-fighter-jet-crashes-near-syrian-border-governor-says/

This fellow is wrong about the stats. Dead wrong.  But it remains an interesting indicator that views are changing in the West:

http://friendsofsyria.wordpress.com/2013/05/13/assad-still-popular-in-parts-of-country/#comment-24287

Mildly stupid article with some truth to it. Always forgets the Christians, Druze, Kurds, Ismailis and the like and forgets that Syria is a Ba’ath nation with a secular Sunni majority.  Really ignorant:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/05/13/six-ways-assad-has-turned-the-tide-in-syria/ 

Great article from Global Research:

http://www.globalresearch.ca/americas-war-on-syria-another-anti-assad-false-flag/5334919?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=americas-war-on-syria-another-anti-assad-false-flag

John Esq. sends this article from the Zionist press confirming our control over all Khirbat Ghazaala:

http://www.haaretz.com/news/middle-east/syrian-troops-take-full-control-of-strategic-town-near-main-highway-to-jordan.premium-1.523751

Soren from Denmark is laughing while reading this article he sent to us.  Now I’m laughing also.  Thanks, Soren and keep sending good ones like this:

http://rt.com/op-edge/fsa-israel-assad-power-912/

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WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT.  ALLAHU AKBAR. ALLAHU AKBAR:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pfiIJ8Ci8w


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the ghost of Joe Hill
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I’m very curious for the statistics of the different countries of origin of the rats you would be reporting.

Any interim scores?

Keep up the great work!

Ziad Fadel
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I’ll try to find something. It’s hard for me to do because I did not start doing it from the beginning. The majority of foreigners killed in Syria are Libyans so far. Their numbers are dwindling, naturally. Ziad

the ghost of Joe Hill
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You could ask all the Facebook followers to calculate like, 1 week of reports, and message the count to you.

When did you start reporting rat-stats?

I would gladly contribute this way, I’m sure a lot of other people would too. We could have a complete list of rat-stats in 2 days.

Make sure to differ between “unknown, presumably foreign”, and “presumably Syrian”!

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Ziad, working on maps yet?

Ziad Fadel
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What maps? What maps? So much pressure. Ziad

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Arab League: Syria Seat Not Given to Opposition Arab League Secretary General said from Dubai that the vacant Syrian seat at the AL has not been given to the opposition, even though its chief made an address in last summit. “The opinion was that if they (opposition) form a government, which they have not done yet, then they can become a representative,” Nabil al-Arabi told reporters on Tuesday. He said the opposition chief had been invited to address the March summit in Doha by the meeting’s Qatari host, not by the bloc. “Yes, they were invited to address the summit,… Read more »
Ziad Fadel
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I read this backtracking silliness. It’s just that. And who cares about the Scarab League? I don’t. Ziad

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Regarding your Wile E Coyote moment from May 13th: What has the first part of the video clip to do with the second part?
In the first part it seems a huge missile base has been abandoned by the army and “captured” by the rebels. In the second part we see many dead rebels and victorious army soldiers but it seems to be a totally different place. It does not look as though the army had just lured the rebels into the missile base to kill them afterwards. Can you please explain what happened?

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