ALEPPO: As we told you yesterday, Aleppo has become the next Damascus. Wael confirms the following events and Rat-Stats:
Al-Maslamiyya: Near the Khawlandi Service Station, a firefight took place between security forces and Jabhat Al-Nusra microbes. After the battle was over, 5 germs were collected and cremated. No identification available. Several machine guns, grenades and other communications equipment were seized and delivered to militia.
Al-Maslamiyya: Near Zabeela School and near the Milaano Complex, 3 rodents bit the dust and sped off to Crispy-Crust in Satan’s Deep Fryer:
The other 2 could not be identified.
Khaan Al-‘Asal: At the Al-Sarwaat Crossroad, a heavy machine gun cannon was seized and its user sent to Eternal Detention under the supervision of Diabolus:
Mannagh: An attack by SAA and militia on a newly-built nest of weasels resulted in the weasels taking the Express Bullet Train to Hades and the SAA seizing a large AA machine gun cannon, ammunition for it, and lots of drugs. All weapons turned over to militia. Thank you, Prince Hog of Qatar!!
Heelaan: At the entrance to teh Industrial City, the SAA took down this scavenger:
Ahmad Al-Hamawi (a/k/a “Al-Dhabi’“, or the “Hyena”, how appropriate)
Bayaanoon: A unit of rats surrendered and begged for mercy. They were taken to the local confessional where they are warbling. No details.
Taatumuwwaas: Confirmed rats of the J.N’s “Islam Brigade” (yawn):
“Abu-Khaaled Al-Sheeshaani” (id pending. Suspected Chechen rodent)
Another 7 could not be identified.
‘Ain Diqna in the Mannagh area: 4 confirmed J.N. rats are now dining at Mephisto’s Bistro in Fire Island:
Aleppo City: Hanaano Residence. 13 rodents were splattered all over when they managed to conclude their attempt to escape the area by coming together and dancing the Can-Can:
The rest could not be identified because they had no papers.
Abu Halab Farms: Confirmed 2 J.N. bearded trolls dead. No names.
Handaraat Camp: Citizens pointed out a safe house operated by J.N. freaks of nature and militia surrounded it. When 2 SAA APCs arrived at the scene, the house was destroyed by 2 perfectly aimed RPG missiles. No rat could be identified. All looked bearded and foreign. Confirmed carcasses: 6.
Al-Shaykh Sa’eed: Ambush laid by NDF resulted in 3 rats killed in a van. Another was wounded and taken prisoner:
Nizaar Al-Wudhoohi (prisoner) We don’t have the names of the others.
Layramoon: 1 FSA rat killed while trying to steal food. No name.
Rasm Al-‘Abbood: We can confirm the deaths of these flies in a firefight:
‘Abdul-Jabbaar Turkey Awsoo (a/k/a Abu Thaabet)
Jamaal ‘Ali Khurraas
Mahmoud Abdul-Rahmaan Rabaabiya (?)
Al-Haydariyya Roundabout: 6 killed. All J.N. hyenas. No identification.
Salaahuddeen: Rats trying to escape were killed. Confirmed 3 dead. No details.
Baab Hood: Another tunnel was discovered loaded with ammunition which was turned over to militia. Warmest thanks to Prince Hog.
Baab Al-Saayeh: A clean-up operation now. 7 killed yesterday trying to get out of the area. Wael estimates from sources there that 8 manage to escape. We’ll get them later.
Suhayl Abu-Al-Mishmish (That’s his name: The Apricot Man)
Hayy Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah: 2 confirmed rats killed. Another 3 taken prisoner. No details.
AL-QUSAYR: It’s a comin’, fellas!! Several units of rats were killed trying to escape yesterday. The town is now surrounded on 3 sides and there’s no way out. No deals!! Just surrender and face the music.
The town has only 3 possible routes out at the present. The Highway 4 route is completely closed with SAA armor lining up. With militia massing all around the countryside, even efforts to escape by alternate terrain will meet with assured death. The army is waiting for the surrender of about 1,400 rodents. Otherwise, it will be worse than Khirbat Ghazaala.
Al-Mashtal: A rat nest was uncovered and all killed inside. There is no hope for these remnant vermin:
“Abu-Al-Qaassem” (id pending)
Tal-Hanash: 4 dead rodents. Few details. This was a J.N. nest:
Abu Ja’afar Idrees (of the inept: “Al-Baraa’ Brigade”, yawn) Source: SANA
COWARDLY RODENTS TRY TO SNEAK OUT OF BAB AL-SIBAA’ FOR THE PERCEIVED SAFETY OF THE HOMS CITADEL. ‘Fraid not, folks. All 7 were killed in a hail of bullets. No details.
Hayy Al-Qaraabees: More frightened worms try to slither out of Al-Qaraabees to Al-Wa’er by way of the Ghouta Orchards. Of the counted 13 rats, 6 were killed and another 4 were taken prisoner. The others escaped to be killed another day.
The other 2 were foreigners. No names.
URGENT ALERT TO ALL READERS: THE AL-JAZEERA “NEW” ORGANIZATION IS ABOUT TO GO BELLY-UP. DON’T BELIEVE IT? JUST WATCH. IN ANY CASE, IT IS STILL REPORTING FALSEHOODS SUCH AS: JABHAT AL-NUSRA HAS TAKEN OVER THE TOWN OF ‘AABIL IN HOMS GOVERNORATE. A TOTAL FABRICATION. THE TOWN WAS PURIFIED AND DECONTAMINATED ON APRIL 18, 2013 AND HAS REMAINED IN THE HANDS OF THE GOVERNMENT..
City: On 8th of March Street, the security services killed the following:
Raa’ed Hindaawi (This man is Jordanian)
The following towns have been decontaminated and all rats shooed-away:
Zoor Abu Zayd (SANA)
27 IEDs dismantled on the road between Halfaayaa and Tayyibat Al-Imaam.
Halfaayaa: 16 J.N. buzzards were shot down in broad daylight. All were foreigners. No identification.
6000 kg IED discovered on the International Highway between Damascus and Homs. Quite a contraption. It was easily disarmed by our sappers.
TURKEY IS EXPLODING!! SOUTHERN TOWN OF RAYHAANIYYA IN HATAY (REYHANLI) EXPERIENCES HUGE EXPLOSION WITH OVER 42 KILLED AND 50 INJURED. THIS IS A ALAWI TOWN AND WE KNOW WHO PUT THAT BOMB THERE.
DAMASCUS: And the caissons go rolling along. Right? Obama? Right?
‘Adra: At the Rayhaan Farms; at the cardboard factory near Tallat Al-Tanjara; and at the Sbeedaaj Factory, the SAA and militia killed 23 rodents in firefights. All were J.N. No FSA to speak of.
At Jawbar, Zamalkaa near the Al-‘Adnaan Mosque, Harmala and Shifooniyya, the SAA confirmed 39 dead rats. No details from Monzer. The Jawbar battle took place west of the Grand Mosque and netted the following according to SANA:
At Shifooniyya, the Security Forces killed one identified rodent:
Muhammad Al-Najjaar (SANA)
Douma: An IED factory was uncovered. C-4 seized by SAA.
Al-Nabak: 2 mortars destroyed. Aw shucks! We could have used them in the army.
Barzeh Quarter: Jabhat Al-Nusra took it in the solar plexus:
Abu Yahyaa Al-Mubayyidh (id pending)
Al-Muhaajer Al-‘Iraaqi (id pending. IRAQI DUNG BEETLE)
4 LIBYANS CONFIRMED KILLED AT BARZEH SOUTH OF TISHREEN HOSPITAL. GOSH! AT THIS RATE, THERE WON’T BE ANY LIBYANS LEFT!!
SAUDI RAT EXCREMENT BROOMED UP AT AL-DHIYAABIYYA:
HUSSAYN FAYSSAL AL-JAASSEM (SAUDI STOOL SAMPLE)
Hujjayra: At the Bayraqdaar Neighborhood, an IRAQI WORM got on the roller coaster straight to the belly of Erebus:
Nasseem Al-Jumayli (Iraqi nematode)
Daarayyaa: More starving snipers went to Sniper Hell at the Four Seasons Club. All together, SAA killed 6 of them. Here are the only ones with papers:
“Abu Yusuf” (id pending_
The other 4 were foreign looking.
Dayr ‘Atiyya: 12 confirmed rats killed. 16 surrendered and begged for clemency.
Yabrood to the west: 3 J.N. rodents confirmed dead trying to run for that big cheese truck. No names.
Al-Hummayra Farms: 2 rats killed. 6 surrendered.
Shams Al-‘Uqba: East of Dayr ‘Atiyya. 11 FSA civilian idiots surrendered and registered for the Amnesty Program. They possessed enough weapons to arm a NDF platoon. Good show. And thanks, Prince Fatso!
Waadi Baradaa Market at Al-Faakhoura south of Al-Husayniyya: 3 rats killed. No details.
FSA FIRES MORTARS AT LEBANON’S HERMEL IN SHOW OF PROTEST AGAINST THAT TOWN’S EFFORTS TO SAVE THE LIVES OF THE RODENTS TRAPPED IN AL-QUSAYR. 5 MORTAR ROUNDS CONFIRMED LOBBED AT TOWN.
DER’AH: THE DEFEAT OF THE JABHAT AL-NUSRA AND FSA IS ONLY BECOMING CLEAR NOW AS AMERICAN TERRORISM-ENABLERS HAVE GIVEN UP ON TRAINING ANY CREDIBLE FORCE.
As you know, we reported over 1,000 carcasses in the battle for Khirbat Ghazaala. The list of names is so long I don’t have time to sit down and orthographically render each one. The list I have is of close to 430 carcasses with the remaining ones being unidentified. This debacle is one from which the J.N. cannot recover. It’s over folks.
At Qarqas Farms, we can confirm the deaths of these hyenas:
Mujeeb Yunus Al-Shahlaawi
Sulaymaan Mahmoud Al-Zarzoori
Bassaam ‘Awadh Al-Fishtaki
Faraj Abdul–Rahmaan Rasheed
Usaama Muhammad Al-Nahhaas
‘Ali Khaleel Al-Muqbel
In other fighting, the SAA continued to sweep out the vermin from Khirbat Ghazaala, Tafass, Daa’el, Al-Shajara, Naafi’a and Jalleen.
I will have lots more about Idlib tomorrow when I have the energy to go through all the memos about that area.
USUAL WESTERN BLOVIATIONS AND SOME NEWS:
Lew Rockwell blows the lid of the lies about the Reyhanli terrorist operation. Read it carefully, because its true and watch the Western media vipers t ry to m
Here’s one that’ll have you snorting with laughter:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
Watch this rat get the message after planting a bomb. Allahu Akbar!! Courtesy of John Esquire.