SECOND POST – APRIL 18, 2013 – SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTER DRUNK AS USUAL IN WASHINGTON; SERIOUS PROBLEM FOR EMBATTLED SAUDI REGIME

SAUDI ARABIA’S PRINCE FAISAL FIGHTING CHRONIC ALCOHOLISM AND WEIGHT LOSS; EMBATTLED SAUDI REGIME FIGHTING TO KEEP FACE WHILE ITS GOVERNMENT FLOATS IN BATHTUB GIN

Anyone who has heard or seen Prince Saudi Al-Faysal recently can tell immediately that he has had a few too many.  The scrawny, scraggly, muttering, stuttering, lisping, slobbering, wobbling scion of a tribe of flea-bitten desert bandits has now come out of the closet.  On Tuesday, while having discussions at the White House, the prince who is known as “Foo-Foo” to his good friends and Fou-Fou” to his enemies, came out of the East Portico and delivered a torrent of incomprehensible drivel to an aghast audience of seasoned reporters, who, are known for their own “hard-drinking” ways  

Saud Al-Faysal seen here trying to keep his eyes open during a press conference in Washington D.C.  His American minder had to be around him 24 hours a day to keep him from falling off his chair or bed.  He had to be helped at the toilet, too.

During his remarks, listeners could make out sentences by listening very carefully.  Sam Grayhoof, reporter for the Juneau Express and Mail, remarked:  “He seemed depressed.  He kept saying things like: `Assad must go’,  and `Assad won’t go’ and `Assad is a Persian cat’, `Assad is a Russian weasel’,  and `Assad, Assad, Assad….’. It was really embarrassing.”

We asked Waldo “Fuzzy” Schweinsteiger of “Von Runstedt’s Gasthaus” on 48th St. in Manhattan what he thought of the prince’s appearance on Tuesday.  “Well, it certainly is either 911, taxi cab or EMS.  The guy was plastered!  Definitely no more booze.  86 the guy!”

Embarrassing?  Saudi Arabia has been pelted with denunciations during the last 6 months after beheading two citizens for sorcery, dismissing a case of a father who raped his daughter and killed her, deporting Yemenis for no reason,  allowing women to drive motor scooters but only in nunneries,  deporting 3 men to the UAE because they were too handsome, and even more silliness unworthy of our humble blog.  But, now this!

Professor Iain Snortley of Georgetown’s prestigious School of Protocol said the following:  “Oh, this must come at the very worst time for the Arabians.  Being pilloried by literally everyone is bad enough. But having a member of the royal family now exposed as a hypocritical lush, wino and professional goofball, is really too much to bear.  I recommend the royal family retire with King Juan Carlos to some island off the coast of Tasmania.”

We asked Dr. Coward Muldoon of the George Washington University Hospital’s Alcohol Control Centre what he saw in the prince’s behavior.  He answered: “Oh, he’s very far gone.  The stuttering, rolling of eyeballs, the foul odor of putrefacting bourbon.  It’s very typical of what we call ‘Aboriginal Addictive Moronic Psychosis’.  He’s just a wasted street Arab – a drunk!  Not very long to live!”

According to acquaintances of the prince, his favorite tipple is a Saudi Arabian bathtub gin called “Waddi’ Ahlak” (ودع اهلك ).  (The name apparently means in Arabic: “Say goodbye to family”).  “The prince likes to use local products because there are so few in Arabia”.  His first cousin Shaykh Wobbly Al-‘Akroot says this:  “He is a true patriot. But he is also a drunk patriot.”  

We invite our readers to listen to this tape of May 5, 2013 in which Prince Faysal sits next to Saudi Ambassador Adel Jubayr in Washington and regales everyone with more dreck than a Zionist or Phalangist newspaper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scroo6flGHE 


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may 5th 2013???

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Ziad, Good job on the info. I wish more people were like you. Truthful, honor, integrity and informative

Ziad Fadel
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Thank you Joseph. It would be a pleasure to meet. Ziad

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Ziad, It is well known that most of these Saudi Scum wahabi salfists are addicted to drugs alcohol and young boy. That is why they speak in a manner which shows they are high. The House of Saud is losing their hold and are falling so the drink to escape reality. This Saudi rat should not mix his vicodens with his alcohol since he can’t handle either of them.

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He certainly is having difficulty with his toilet manners. Ziad

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We are still patiently awaiting a nice “Arab Spring” for the House of Saud. They can go suck oil out of the ground with thick plastic straws along with Prince Andrew.

These people are disgusting degenerates.

Ziad Fadel
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Degenerates? So kind of you. They are much worse. They are Wahhabists. Ziad

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Just finished listening to the linked Youtube of Saud Al-Faysal in Washington in 2010. Reading off a prepared text he looks like an incompetent babbling fool. Always lay the blame on someone else, in this case “the Arab League failed to take action” when Saudi Arabia is practically the League itself. This is how these moral degenerates think and behave, always lay the blame on some organization as a whole when there are clearly individuals behind the scenes actively involved in tis proxy war against Syria. With roughly $750 billion in cash flowing into the House of Saud year-after-year is… Read more »
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These are bedouins. They are one angstrom away from their desert roots filled with brigandage and incest. Ziad

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I swear this Saudi filthy dirty sand rat of Saudi salafi wahabi evil sunni extremist faith and little boy molester looks just like Hitler. May he die of Alcohol poisoning and overdose on the drugs he is on. He wobbles so much when he speaks that you would think he is going to drop dead of drug overdose or alcohol poisoning. House of Saud if falling apart! HAHAHAHA! Long Live ASSAD and We Pray for Peace and Safty for the Good and Honorable Syrian Arab Army and People. God Bless Bashar Assad and the Syrian Arab Army. Our prayers for… Read more »
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He really ought to get off the sauce and try V-8. Although, I don believe it’s a bit late. He seems brain damaged. Ziad

Maria
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Did that Saud Al-Faysal had a stroke or something? One side of face hanging in the picture, mumbling and cognitively impaired…

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Maria, I really think he’s a drunk. Or maybe, it’s drugs. A stroke? Possibly. I think it’s worse than that. A neurological problem. Ziad

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Wile E Coyote Moment suggestion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAndufEGAWU

Skip to @01:50 for action if impatient.

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excellent. Thanks Maria!

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looollllll
I couldnt stop laughing with the reference to Juan Carlos. Keep on you and the saa along with the syrian people.
Long live the basque country…

Ziad Fadel
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Hooray for the Basque people!! They should be free, just like the Irish. Ziad

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Maybe when the arab spring comes to Saudi Arabia, they will be slapped, kicked, spat upon like they did to Sidi Gaddafi? The guy who is babbling needs to get slapped so he can snap out of it.
EnNasar Jumhuriyya Souriyya!!

Ibn al Shaddai

Ziad Fadel
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Let’s all pray for that together. What a rollickingly fun day that would be. Ziad

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These complete idiots in Brussels have found a new way to help the salafist scum. Read this: EU plans further economic help to Syrian rebels * EU plans to ease oil embargo to help Syrian rebels * More economic relief needed, energy supplies sought BRUSSELS, April 19 (Reuters) – The European Union’s plan to ease an oil embargo to help Syrian rebels is a “pragmatic experiment” that could lead to further lifting of sanctions to tilt the balance of the conflict against President Bashar al-Assad, a senior EU official said on Friday. Next week, EU governments will allow purchases of… Read more »
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I don’t know what oil they are talking about. Any oil wells in the hands of the rats cannot be used for anything. First of all, they have no outlet to the sea or any pipelines. Moreover, the wells are empty. This is real foolishness. Ziad

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Ziad, Why not have the carcasses of the terrorists posted on stakes near Tel Kalakh in a dracula like tribute with a sign saying “Welcome to the Gates of Hell. All those condemned to certain immediate death enter at will.” The sanitation aspect can be dealth with by flame throwing them into skeletons. Hanging the flag of the group they represent and their home country would be a befitting olympic like tribute to honor each terrorist people. I think seeing a site like this on Syria’s borders and frontlines may make them think twice about confronting the SAA. In a… Read more »
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I like it. Dr. Assad is a doctor though. He’s not into the macabre. Ziad

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another Belgian killed according to SANA, some rodent called Ahmad Todd, excellent show SAA!!!
Keep up the good work!

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Great. Ahmad Todd? Ziad

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