SECOND POST – APRIL 15, 2013 – SYRIAN GOVERNMENT SPRING AUTOMOBILE TELETHON ANNOUNCED!!

SYRIAN GOVERNMENT FIRST EVER SPRING AUTOMOBILE, TRUCK AND MOTORCYCLE TELETHON STRAIGHT FROM DAMASCUS!!

RICARDO MONTALBAN SLATED TO HOST 24-HOUR AUCTION OF OVER 50,000 CARS, TRUCKS, FLATBEDS AND MOTORCYCLES ALL TO BENEFIT THE SOON-TO-BE-OUSTED HASHEMITE FAMILY OF JORDAN.

RICARDO MONTALBAN WON INTERNATIONAL RENOWN FOR HIS CHRYSLER CORPORATION COMMERCIALS FOR THE DODGE “CORDOVA” WHICH HE FAMOUSLY MISPRONOUNCED, IN HIS OWN NATIVE SPANISH,  TO THE CHAGRIN OF MILLIONS OF LATINO ILLEGAL ALIENS 

HAVE YOU EVER DREAMED OF OWNING YOUR OWN KIA FLATBED TRUCK COMPLETE WITH 23MM MACHINE GUN CANNON?  WELL, YOUR DREAM IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
THE SYRIAN MINISTRY OF CONFISCATED CONTRABAND IS OFFERING TO THE PUBLIC THIS 20 DAY OF MAY, 2013, OVER 50,000 CARS, TRUCKS, MOTORCYCLES AND OTHER SUNDRIES COLLECTED FROM THE CARCASSES OF DEAD TERRORISTS.      

This Mazda pick-up is all yours for a mere $300.00 (minus terrorists, of course. They’re quite dead!)  if you tune in to the Syrian Perspective Global News Satellite Service on May 20, 2013 starting at 12:00 p.m. Damascus time.

But the Telethon will also boast over 25,000 motorcycles of every kind collected mostly in the Homs Governorate either in the area of Al-Qusayr or Tal Kalakh.  Oh, the owners of these bikes spared no expense to transport miserable yokels to their certain death at the hands of Syria’s vaunted army and militia.  Syrian Army soldiers were especially careful to only shoot the riders of the motorcycles without damaging the vehicles themselves which are in pristine condition having been refurbished and tuned up by expert Armenian mechanics.

 

Bray Phlegmo, American television late night talk show host, tests out a beautiful “Cord Roadster” used by Abu-Matzaball, a Jabhat Al-Nusra kook and Saudi pervert, to infiltrate Syria via ‘Arsaal, Lebanon.  “I can’t believe I got this baby for only $1,300.00”, exclaimed the American idol.  “I’m gonna look really close at all those motorbikes, later.”   

How can the Syrian government do this?…..It’s easy.  After 2 years of killing terrorists in cars, trucks and motorbikes, Syrian officials found their country inundated with hulks of motorized metal.  The Japanese were anxious to buy the scrap for their own automobile industry, but President Assad had different ideas.  Because Japan joined other neo-imperialist countries in criticizing the Syrian government’s defense of its borders and secular society, Dr. Assad decided to pass up on the profit from the wily Japanese and sell Syria’s stock of used vehicles to the people.  

This beautiful something-or-another was actually built by terrorists in a Turkish garage near Gaziantep.  It sells for $45.00 without any warranty.  According to the Syrian corporal who destroyed it while incinerating its crew of 5 bumbling oafs: “It stopped the moment we opened fire and it tried to retreat.  I hit it in the muffler and it went up in flames.  I don’t think we’ll see another one like this again”  Indeed.

Collectors’ items galore!!  You have never seen anything like it.  And you’ll also be participating in the CRACKERJACK BOX SPECIAL EVENT in which you can buy a vehicle and own whatever is inside. Surprise!!  Mustafa Gargoon of Jawbar purchased a Kawasaki motorcycle and found it was loaded with enough ammunition to kill 80 people at London’s Harrods.  Fawziyyeh Abu-Dibbeh bought a motorbike for her son, Dibb,  and discovered it contained enough metamphetamines to fund early retirement.  All these things can be yours too!  The world is at your doorstep!

Fatima Sharshaha of Der’ah holds up a brand new Belgian sniper’s rifle which was pasted into the BMW motorcycle she bought “on a whim”.  
   

All sales of vehicles (including hidden prizes) are not subject to refund or exchange.  All sales are final.  No ownership titles can be given for the reason that most of the merchandise is stolen, anyway, or bought by Arabian child molesters with no sense of decorum, propriety or civility.  No warranties are issued or endorsed by the Syrian Government.  The merchandise is sold “as is” and “where is”.  Expect no empathy.   

‘And remember it’s made of real Coreenthian layther”. Montalban.

All profits from the Telethon will be used to oust and repatriate the Hashemite Family of Transjordan.   Unused funds will then be diverted to assassinating Recep Tayyib Erdoghan of Turkey.  Anybody interested?

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Brother ziad you missed your calling as a Comedian, because you sure are funny, I love your sense of satire Brother, youre very good at it. I look forward to the good news that you bring with each Article, and your wonderful sense of Humor. Long live the Syrian Peple! Long Live Syria! and long live you!

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I am not sure if this blog is even accurate 45 percent of the time (Just a guess). The author consistently posts old videos, videos of the FSA killing SAA soldiers but are posted as vice versa by Ziad. I must say that a lot of the videos out there are not favorable to that dictator you ever-so love. The “facts” are always relayed secondhand to him by his “contacts” or wife’s relatives. Basically, this blog is the pro-Assad side of the propaganda war that is being waged by two-emperialistic entities (east and west). Despite not being in agreement with… Read more »

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I am a non-Syrian, from Singapore, and a Muslim. I read this forum as I read other forums. It does not help that you tar the readers of this blog with broad brush strokes and label this blog as ‘pro-Assad’. It is such a loaded term. It is daylight clear that you want readers to know where your affiliations lie. Concurrently, you are asking subscribers to give you the benefit of doubt by asking them to let you off, and then you say this blog ‘desperately’ needs another opinion. So, therein lies the contradictions in you. This blog gives readers… Read more »

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Yes this is a pro-Assad website. I will take it easy on you, since you seem to be a nice boy. I will reserve my usual verbal lashings this time friend. So once again, yes this is a pro-Assad website. Which is in stark contrast to the anti-secular, pro-Islamic polemical pieces of propaganda websites, newspapers and journals that are out there. Which under the cover of the “free speech” you advocate demonize and utter every conceivable lie there is and could be against a the president of a government of whom the majority of the people stand firmly behind.A historical,… Read more »

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Bundeskanzlerin Angela Merkel (CDU) hat die Unterstützung der syrischen Opposition mit Waffen aus Deutschland kategorisch ausgeschlossen. «Wir werden als Bundesrepublik Deutschland keine Waffen liefern», sagte sie am Dienstag nach einem Treffen mit Katars Ministerpräsident Scheich Hamad bin Jassim bin Jabor Al Thani in Berlin. Dazu gäbe es auch keine «rechtliche Legitimation». Deutschland trete weiterhin für eine politische Lösung ein.

No weapons from Germany for the terrorist scum!! Merkel says no. She’s right!

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Meiner Freund, The only problem is that wretched Shpionboot off the coast of Turkey which still provides the rats with logistical Intel. But, I am happy that Deutschland ist jetzt auf dem Weg zu der Logik und die Aufklaarung. Mit vielen Danken von deiner freund, Ziad

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Turkey holds 10 suspected of arming Syria Islamist rebels -media
ISTANBUL, reuters- Turkey detained 10 people on Tuesday on suspicion of providing weapons and fighters in the name of al Qaeda to Islamist rebels trying to topple the Syrian government, highlighting the dilemma Turkey faces as one of the rebel movement’s biggest backers.

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Ziad my brother, you put a smile on my face everyday and I thank you for that. Keep up the amazing work.

/Joseph

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Mr Human right: Who forced you to come to this blog with your nonsense expectations? Why don’t you join your fellows in aljazeera, BBC, CNN and other Zionist media?

leave Ziad alone.

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Ziad ur so funny hopeing the best for u and cant wait to read more posts, just stumbled on ur blog today.