Syrian infantrymen take aim at fleeing rats around Al-‘Utayba in what was the real “game-changer” in this stinking NATO war against the people of Syria.
HOMS: Yesterday was a scene of massive victories as the Syrian Army encircled and suffocated every remnant of the FSA from Lebanon and the few remaining Salafist skunks.
Hasyaa’: A unit of terrified cockroaches scurried out of their nest to escape the rapidly constricting noose of the Syrian Army and NDF, but to no avail. We can confirm the deaths of these insects:
Abdul-Salaam Yahya Al-Khateeb
Anwar ‘Ali Badraan
Hassaan Sattaam Al-Ahmad
Ja’far Muhammad Al-Shaybaani
Nijmeddeen Hameed ‘Afar
Muhammad ‘Awwaad Al-Hadlaan
Another 3 could not be identified and are presumed no Syrian.
With the mountains of the Lebanon behind them, these troops send a message of victory over the NATO rodents and their Salafist allies in Homs.
Road from Al-Husayniyya to East Al-Dumayna, SAA and NDF intercept fleeing reptiles in 3 cars and engaged them in a firefight. MI confirms the following carcasses:
Another 5 could not be identified due to physical damage.
Al-Diyaabiyya: At the crossroads, NDF pursued running rodents in the fields surrounding the town and killed off each one of them. All told, there were 7 carcasses. Another 11 surrendered and were handed over to AFI for “debriefing”. SyrPer demands their execution. Sorry, no details.
Al-Khaalidiyya: 2 snakes are now drying in Satan’s smoker:
‘Afeef Mundhir Baakhoos
Talbeesa: Clean-up. Mop-up. Call it what you will. It’s hunting for sport as the rodent population of Homs sinks into the low hundreds. In a major encirclement of a string of nests, the SAA with militia killed over 42 rats and took 18 prisoners. There were no escapees this time. Here are some of the identified carcasses:
Muhammad Ghaaleb Al-Soos
Nibraas Ahmad Al-Hussayni
I have no other names because has not received more. There are confirmed foreigners in this group. No details.
Al-Daar Al-Kabeera: Nests are being uncovered constantly in this area. Wael reports 8 dead rodents. No details.
Al-Dhab’ah: Scene of FSA imaginary triumphs. No such luck. SAA killed 13 rats trying to hijack a bus on the road to Homs City. Only one name has been reported:
Saamer ‘Ali Sinaan
East Al-Buwaydha: Just ordinary spring cleaning. 2 foreign fighters were killed. They are believed to be Lebanese. No details.
SAA IN FULL CONTROL OF NORTHERN IDLIB VILLAGES AFTER FIREFIGHT AND SEIZURE OF HUGE ARMS CACHES. THE BORDER WITH TURKEY IS NEXT.
At Al-Tulaysiyya and Al-Zughba, all in the northern Idlib Governorate in the shadow of Turkey’s mountains, the SAA hit the FSA with a raid so lethal no rats were able to escape. All told, 18 rodents were killed. Of these rats, 16 were confirmed foreigners. The 2 local vermin were not identified and are believed to belong to the “Liwaa’ Al-Islaam”, an Al-Qaeda franchise.
LATAKIA: MORE GREAT NEWS AS JABHAT AL-NUSRA FACES DEATH AT THE HANDS OF THE SYRIAN ARMY. MORE FOREIGNERS IDENTIFIED:
At Christine’s Farms located in the 2 villages of Al-Qassab and Al-Mugheeriyya, the SAA and militia conducted another spectacular operation against a Salafist group from the “Mustafa Mirza Brigades” (yawn): When the dust settled, these foreign rats were sent by expedited mail to the infernal regions for lunch with Mephistopheles:
3 STUPID YEMENIS:
We certainly wish these Yemeni vermin a comfortable trip to Hell courtesy of the SAA.
But that’s not all! Another miserable Tunisian Barbary ape also accompanied his Yemeni litter-mates:
“Abu Faarooq” (id pending)
But there were traitors among them also. Here they are:
‘Ali Hassoon (rat leader of the brigade)
Khaaled Ahmad Yoonsoo (var. Yawansu)
BUT HERE’S THE KICKER!! ALSO FOUND AMONG THE CARCASSES WERE FRENCH-MANUFACTURED HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES!! HOLLANDE IS ON HIS WAY TO THE ARRAIGNMENT COURT AT THE HAGUE!!
Al-Ghunayma: SAA snipers picked out these unlucky skunks:
Majeed Abdul-Jawaad Al-Lahhaam
‘Ali Khaaled Ba’jar
DER’AH: This is the big area now for FSA and Jabhat Al-Nusra. Let’s see what happened:
Tal-Shihaab: SAA blunts effort by American-trained-and-directed terrorists coming in from Jordan. The SAA destroyed 10 flatbeds with heavy machine gun cannons. 6 dead rats confirmed.
Al-Mataa’iya Village: Another American-directed boondoggle. 4 confirmed dead rats. So sad, really.
Al-Nu’ayma Village: 9 rats killed and 13 wounded. The wounded were rushed to hospital in Jordan where King Dwarf’s quacks could get these battle-hardened yokels ready for the elevator to Hades.
AUSTRIA: The Austrian newspaper “Die Presse” has revealed that over 60 Islamist scoundrels have gone to Turkey from Austria to die and descend to Hell in Syria. Most of the scum is known to be concentrated in areas north of Aleppo.
TUNISIAN: The Tunisian Nationalist Student Faction joined the Popular Coordinating Committee in Support of Syria in a demonstration backing our war against Zionist-Imperialist-Wahhabist dogma.
These Tunisians carry a sign that reads: “No! to the conspiracy against Syria: The beating heart of Arabism”.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA:
So even the Zionists think the dwarf-pygmy king of Jordan is on his out. Mmmmm. Interesting:
Here’s some fascinating analysis of the chemical weapons chimera:
This is not a bad article from a Zionist rag. Good analysis about our WMDs and what Obama cannot do about them:
America is the world leader in information technology but not in information:
For our archivists, here is an excellent article about Syria’s use or non-use of WMDs and the “Curveball Syndrome”. Great stuff and a must-read:
John Esq., sends this interesting article about drones, no-fly zones and the like in Syria:
More on the WMD curveball issue from John Esq.:
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT:
This one is from John Esquire which I posted before. I still like it.
And what could be better than 2 for the price of one with this amazing SAA double-sniper shot. Thanks to John Esquire: