RUSSIAN LANDING SHIP “THE ALEXANDER SHABALIN” CLOSES THE ARGUMENT ABOUT RUSSIA’S COMMITMENT TO A SECULAR SYRIA UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF DR. BASHAR AL-ASSAD.
The Russian landing ship, the Alexander Shabalin, has left its port in the Black Sea and headed for Tartous where it will oversee the construction of a floating repair station. It will arrive around April 17, 2013 with other goodies for our army. Enjoy.
SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS OBAMA’S SALAFIST TERRORIST RATS INTO DUST IN DER’AH!!!
Only Syrian Perspective delivers on news straight from the front. Our source, Monzer, was in Al-Sanamayn yesterday and saw firsthand the fighting and its aftermath. It was a glorious day for our secular government and great army. Militia played a remarkably constructive role by securing areas cleared of rats by the SAA. In previous times, the SAA might be bogged down with holding cleansed areas. No anymore.
At Al-Sanamayn, we can confirm the deaths of these filthy, disease-carrying rodents:
Mansoor Ahmad Al-Beebee
Wafeeq Muhammad Al-Mahaasina
Mahmoud Hussayn Khalaayila (Jordanian cockroach)
Jihaad Humayd Al-Haamed
Taqiyuddeen ‘Ali Abu-Sakher
Firaas Mahmoud Al-A’war
Waa’el Muhammad Jumaylaati
Mithqaal Rabee’ Al-Laabi’
Another 14 could not be identified. They are believed to be foreigners. There are more carcasses being identified as we write. Great victory for the SAA and SAAF!! Good show.
SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE ALERT TO ALL READERS: THE TERRORIST RAT “ABU ‘UMAYR AL-TUNISI” IS DEAD. THIS MILESTONE LIQUIDATION OF THIS FRENZIED SOCIOPATH NOW MEANS TUNISIAN KILLERS ARE NOT SO SURE ABOUT THEIR JIHAD.
In a field outside Daarayya, the filthy, scurvy-laden carcass of Abu Umayr Al-Tunisi lies in wait for the taxidermist. SANA deliberately blotted out his face so that readers would not be disgusted by the sight of his beard which he dyed with the blood of his innocent Syrian victims. Death to Wahhabists!
The Tunisian daily “Al-Tunisiyya” has confirmed the identity of a major terrorist rat killed in Syria by the SAA. He was killed, as SyrPer has determined from Monzer, while trying to escape the area in order to set up his nest of killers elsewhere. He has killed tens of Syrian civilians in cold blood, often dying his beard with the blood of his victims. Evidently, he became quite a hero to the Tunisian filth which came over through Turkey. His death is reportedly a major morale-buster for these apes. Al-Tunisiyya reports that many Tunisians are trying to get back to their country after news of this warped murderer’s death. It was further reported that Abu ‘Umayr Al-Tunisi hoped for a chair in the new Caliphate to be established in Syria. As it turned out, he received something more appropriate: a seat at a banquet hosted by Mephistopheles in Hell!
FAILED ATTEMPT AT ASSASSINATION BY OBAMA’S KILLERS OF IRANIAN NETWORK’S REPORTER!
An attempt on the life of an Iranian-based reporter for “Khabar Channel”, Muhssen Khazaa’i, failed in the area of Shab’ah. His injuries were light and he was treated quickly at a local clinic. His courageous reporting has been noted by SyrPer. The photo above (SANA) shows blood on the camera held by his cameraman. All are fine.
Al-Dhiyaabiyya: A nest of vipers was uncovered and surrounded. Another Tunisian was killed and his carcass collected for the anatomy class in Damascus.
“‘Abdul-Qaader Al-Tunisi” (id pending)
Hassan Jalaal Al-‘Aameri
Another 7 could not be identified at the time.
Al-Bahdaliyya: Another nest of hyenas was destroyed along with a flatbed mounted with a heavy machine gun and a mortar. Liquidated in this nest were:
Muhammad Al-Habboor (Jordanian rodent excrement)
Another 4 had no identification. Drugs were found in this place.
Al-Husayniyya: A platoon of vermin was spotted and taken down by militia:
‘Umar Al-Jawlaani (id pending)
Muhammad Ali Sursuq
Muhammad Jaaber Al-Kayyaali
3 others had no papers.
Daarayyaa: I know. I know. But it’s true. At the Bakery Roundabout in the Shiyyaah neighborhood, rats were trying to re-conquer their lost empire. They failed. The SAA took out 5 vehicles and 10 motorcycles. Of the 27 carcasses counted, these were identified:
“Sulayman” (aka Abu Hamdi. Id pending.)
“Ahmad” (aka Abu Raashed. Id pending)
Monzer says the rest may be a melange of Jordanians, Tunisians and Lebanese. The id’s were announced by SANA.
DOUMA: HUGE DEMONSTRATION BY CITIZENS DEMANDING THE RATS LEAVE NOW!!
I have no photos but all media in Syria are reporting a sudden explosion of animosity toward both the FSA and Jabhat Al-Nusra. Hundreds of inhabitants of this suburb of the capital marched on the Al-Jalaa’ Boulevard to demand their removal. It’s being done. ZAF
Lt. Gen. Fahd Jaassem Al-Furaij visits more injured officers at the Youssef Al-‘Azmeh Military Hospital. He is our hero. It’s sad that photos have to be blurry like this. The Syrian media has got lots to learn.
IDLIB: SCENE OF SLAUGHTER FOR RATS AND HYENAS.
WAEL REPORTS THAT THE CAMPAIGN TO ANNIHILATE THE RODENTS IN IDLIB WENT VIRAL YESTERDAY WITH A CONFIRMED 40 QUALITY OPERATIONS AGAINST THESE ERDOGHAN-SCUM.
Ma’rrat Al-Nu’maan: 16 confirmed deaths of rodents in the fields south of the town: Specifically at Baab Al-‘Ain, SAA slaughtered plague-carrying vermin as the army swept in on the Aleppo-Damascus Highway with reinforcements for our base at Waadi Dhayf. Only a few of the stinking dead carcasses could be identified. All were left to rot in the sun and provide fertilizer for the surrounding fields. The SAA convoy arrived without incident after that and now the base is impregnable. Hurray!
Courageous MI officers got these identities:
“Abu Hayla” (id pending. Suspected foreigner)
The rest have not been identified.
4 killed. No id available.
Majdalyaa: Hind helicopters called in for strafing. Confirmed 19 dead. Many taken prisoner. FSA.
Kafr ‘Ameem: Confirmed 6 dead. All Jabhat Al-Nusra and all without papers. Bearded simian excrement.
Jarjanaaz: Clearly a Hittite name for this town. 9 dead rats on motorcycles. Such a shame. I mean, for the motorcycles.
Ma’arratmassreen: A nest of scavengers complete with drugs was uncovered. Amazingly, only 2 killed with the rest giving up. Must have been the morphine.
Binnish: Same old place. Good killing ground. These hogs were dispatched to the big cookout in Hell:
Another 2 could not be identified.
Saraaqeb: Almost finished but they keep coming back for ice cream. 23 killed with no details.
FSA IDIOT BURNS TO DEATH HIS OWN COMRADE FROM LIBYA. PHOSPHOROUS GRENADE DOES GREAT JOB INCINERATING LIVING LIBYAN APE!! EXCLUSIVE TO SYRPER!!
That’s right, friends. A reckless FSA provincial was just so anxious to remove any sign of a foreign presence in his “revolution” that he mistakenly thought his Libyan bearded rat comrade was dead and ready for the crematorium. Unfortunately for the dear departed Libyan Barbary monkey, he was still alive. And he discovered this unfortunate fact after his Syrian rube comrade lit him afire. Syrian Army infantrymen watched in horror as the carcass, once alit, leapt up and began screaming. When the young FSA warrior-rodent realized his mistake, he didn’t have the coolness of mind to shoot the wriggling ape and put it out of its misery. Instead he listened for 7 minutes as his partner in crime descended into the lower furnace. Well, at least we can quote the great British director, Ken Russell, who once scripted a movie and wrote: “Hell will hold no surprises for you.”
The Libyan was never identified. The FSA rodent was shot along with another 11 of his rat comrades. No details available. Our condolences to the ape family in Libya.
Bikfaloon: Skirmish nets 2 rats and 2 prisoners. No details, yet.
Kureen: More carcasses with no details.
Jisr Al-Shughoor, at the cork factory and Hajj Hammood Farms and at Qatroon, Wael reports 17 total killed. No details.
HAMA: In the city itself, at the Jaraajima Mosque, security services clashed with FSA rats and killed the following:
Muhammad Mustafa Hussayn
Muhammad ‘Adnaan (SANA)
HOMS: BAD DAY FOR RODENTS. BIG DAY FOR THE ORKIN MAN.
At Tal-Kalakh, security agents clashed with rats trying to smuggle drugs and medical supplies to their filthy cousins at the village of Liftaayaa east of the city. When they were discovered, they dropped all supplies and headed for Lebanon. The drugs and medical supplies were determined to be of UAE provenance. They are now being dispensed to the SAA. Thank you, Prince Monkey of Dubai. (SANA)
Tal-Kalakh, once again it is our glad duty to report another miserable effort by the hyenas to sneak into Syria from ‘Uzayr and Al-Burayj in Lebanon after firing their mortars at border police. So sad, really. When they arrived on their motorcycles and vans at Haalaat and Daaliyya, border police insisted they stop. But they didn’t and a fusillade of lead from police and militia put down 34 rodents with the rest fleeing to Lebanon.
6 vans were destroyed. 13 motorcycles bit the dust. Militia and police recovered a stash of grenades and painkilling drugs. No word on wounded or prisoners.
In the Sarkees and Al-Maydaan neighborhoods in the city of Homs, 2 rat nests were uncovered and destroyed. Lots of weapons seized. Wael has no details as the body-count is underway.
Al-Wa’ar in Homs. On Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Kawaakibi Street and at Al-Basaateen and Al-Khuraab, SAA infantry and militia downed these pigs:
Sameer Ali Majdhoob
Muhammad Saadeq Turujmaan (?)
“Al Fattaass” (id pending. Means the one who ashpyxiates. Must be his body odor.)
Another 7 could not be identified even by warblers. Presumed foreign.
Al-Nufoos area of Homs: 3 killed only. Shucks.
Al-Basaateen, east of ‘Arjoon Village on the road to Al-Qusayr, SAA seized a heavy machine gun cannon, some light machine guns, destroyed a rat tunnel and blew up a big truck loaded with TNT. All rats killed but no details.
Al-Daar Al-Kabeera, north of Homs. SAA ambushed a convoy of vans carrying rodents. All killed. No wounded. No prisoners. Investigated by AFI. No details, naturally.
Al-Hameediyya and Jawrat Al-Shiyyaah in the area of Baab Hood quarter, clash with rats. 6 killed. No names.
Al-Rastan: Near the cement factory, SAA destroyed a flatbed with heavy machine gun cannon. No details.
Bayt Jammool neighborhood of Al-Qusayr, fighting with no details.
Talbeesa: Fighting with 4 confirmed deaths among rats. No details other than Wael’s belief all carcasses were foreign.
Al-Ghajar: Fighting but no details.
ALEPPO: SAA KEEPING DETAILS OUT OF REACH FOR REASONS OF SECURITY. ALL WE CAN DO IS TELL YOU WHAT WE KNOW FROM OUR SOURCES INSIDE THE GOVERNORATE:
Fighting confirmed by SANA in these areas:
Mannagh: the military base. Reports are the FSA completely defeated.
Mar’anaaz: Fighting with heavy losses to rats.
‘Ain Daqna: Fighting and air force involved.
Kafr Khaasher: Fighting. Heavy.
Maslamiyya Road near the carpet facory and Central Prison reported in the Shuqayf Area. Big battle.
Dhahrat Abed Rabbuh: Fighting.
Al-Jandal Roundabout near the Saraayaa Restaurant: These criminals were killed:
Another rat is suspected of being from the UAE or the Peninsula. No details.
Bustaan Al-Qasr, near Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Daakhel School: 2 flatbeds with heavy machine gun cannons and 1 car with weapons destroyed. No details, yet.
Ba’eedeen Roundabou: 1 car carrying weapons destroyed. 1 rat only. No id.
RUSSIA: BRITISH FEMALE OFFICER DEBUNKS LIES ABOUT NON-LETHAL WEAPONS, INTER ALIA
In an interview with “Russia Today”, a female British officer, Annie Matshon, confirmed that both Britain and France, gave “lethal” weapons and logistical support to Al-Qaeda. She also confirmed that the EU regularly facilitates transportation of terrorist rodents to Turkey and Jordan in order to fight the secular Syrian government of Dr. Bashar Al-Assad. When will Bashar Ja’fari read these reports and act?
We are growing weary of his professorial style. We want action, Dr. Ja’afari! Take them to the U.N.S.C. The Russians and SyrPer are waiting.
FACT AND FICTION FROM THE WORLD OF JOURNALISM
This one is for the propaganda file. Robert Fisk? How does Fisk get this information without just making it up. A laugh-riot by a propaganda rag. But look at the crazy headline. Makes no sense:
The “Liberal Left”? Here’s a good one from our friends at Global Research:
LONG LIVE BASHAR AL-ASSAD. JOHN ESQUIRE SENDS THIS INSPIRING SCENE FROM OUR SOLDIERS BATTLING THE STINKING OBAMA RATS:
Zultra sends this article in Greek which exposes supplies to the terrorists via Turkey. I read a little Greek and enjoyed the article. The Greek authorities are great and they are Orthodox!!
WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: