SyrPer can confirm that a convoy of Jabhat Al-Nusra vans with missiles was interdicted at Jubb Al-Ahmar. Both SAA and NDF took part in the eradication of the rats as they struggled to avoid one another amid the chaos. These are the confirmed names:
LIBYAN RODENT: Ma’roof Abdul-Salaam
MOROCCAN RODENT: Ahmad Abdul-Nabi
Zuhayr Jeeju (?)
Another 16 had no papers on them.
Khaan Al-Jawz: SAA and militia kibosh these Kuwaiti flies:
KUWAITI: Rimaah Al-‘Unayzi
KUWAITI: Abu ‘Aamer Al-Qaysi
SUDANESE: Al-Hassan ‘Uthmaan
Another 6 remain unidentified.
Al-Firiz: A nest of rats was hardly completed before SAA came down on it and killed all 7 rodents:
JORDANIAN FLY DROPPING: Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Shumaylaat
SAUDI GNAT: Abdul-Rahmaan Saalehi
EGYPTIAN: Muhammad ‘Umar
Maaher Ali Qunduz
The other 2 had no identification.
Drugs were found among the assault weapons.
Al-Saaqiya Al-Karat: Another nest of grubs was discovered and all its inhabitants given a free ticket to Satan’s banquet in Hades:
YEMENI: Ahmad ‘Umar Al-Shaami
YEMENI: Mu’dheb Ali
6 others could not be identified. 8 motorcycles were destroyed. A truck with a heavy machine gun cannon was also seized.
Al-Ghunaymiyya: Firefight started between Jabhat Al-Nusra freaks and NDF. SAA arrived and finished the job:
JORDANIAN APE: Ahmad Abdul-Razzaaq Al-Shumaylaan
SAUDI CAT DROPPING: Sawdayr Al-Jaazaan
Another 17 had no papers on them.
KINSIBBA: Jabhat Al-Nusra degenerate sex Jihadists were sent to Hell’s brothel when SAA came upon a grouping:
LIBYAN APE: Kareem Al-Saaleh
SAUDI HYENA: Uthmaan Ibn Muhaareb Al-Khufayri
SAUDI HYENA2: ‘Ammaar Al-Dawsari
MOROCCAN CAMEL DROPPING: Al-Mu’tazz Billaah Al-‘Alwaani
Another 6 could not be identified. 8 were taken prisoner.
Al-Shurooq: A convoy was destroyed. No details from Wael yet.
Al-Kabeer: Firefight with no details.
Al-Muz’ila: Firefight nets 9 rats. No details.
DAYR EL-ZOR: Near the Waadi Al-‘Ain Bridge on the new Highway connecting Dayr El-Zor to Aleppo, SAA clashed with Jabhat Al-Nusra at the village of “Mohassan” and killed 7 rodents. The rats belonged to “Aaisha Brigade” (yawn). Say hello to Aaisha for me in Hell.
Hayy Al-‘Urfi: SAA put to death this criminal:
Another 4 went with him. No names.
DAMASCUS: Confirmed clean-out at Barzeh where a fragile calm has taken over after the SAA and militia killed 72 rats during a firefight that lasted 48 hours.
Al-Tadhaamon: Near the northern entrance to the Yarmouk Camp, Palestinians popular committees zeroed in on a pack of rats and killed them all. The bodies have been turned over to authorities. No details.
Jawbar: 4 IEDs dismantled each containing 25kgs of explosives to be detonated by remote control. They were found on the main road in the city.
Darayya: Nothing big here. On the west side, SAA destroyed a car filled with weapons and several motorcycles.
Al-Nabak: Firefight. No details.
Al-Maleeha: a mortar was destroyed and 4 rats with it:
Haadi Ali Safraa
‘Afeef Ahmad Naysoor
Al-Sabeena: A large number of rats condemned to eternity in Satan’s presto cooker. No details.
DER’AH! BIG NUMBERS YESTERDAY.
In the city, the SAA cornered a unit of rodents and killed them all:
Muhammad Shihaada Bajbooj
Faadi Moussa Mustafa Al-Dayyaat
Khodr Issa Al-‘Alloosh Al-Zu’bi
Another 3 could not be identified.
Izra’: At the Hayy Al-Dhunaybar, 3 gnats were crushed. No id.
Ghabaagheb: 39 rodents from the Jabhat Al-Nusra were killed in an amazing direct air strike on their position by a MiG21. The area was then strafed to insure no vermin came out alive. Of the 39 carcasses, these names were sent to SyrPer by Monzer:
Mahmoud Ali-Hussayn Dunnayfaat
IRAQI SCUM: Naasser Al-Hindi
No other names provided to Monzer yet.
Al-Sanamayn: Another 48 rats were counted dead after an encirclement by SAA and devastating cannonfire that tore them into pieces. Monzer’s info is that most bodies were dismembered due to the intensity of the artillery coupled with Hind helicopter strafing. This was an FSA disaster and even a bigger one for the incompetent American terrorist enablers in Jordan.
ALEPPO: At Maslamiyya near the carpet factory, SAA engaged Jabhat Al-Nusra rodents and killed 12 of them. All were foreigners with no papers.
Al-‘Uwwayja: A firefight netted 2 rats. 8 wounded or taken prisoner by security.
Al-Rastan area: Umm Sharshooh, Jabhat Al-Nusra paid its debt to the Devil and lost 7 rats:
Hamza ‘Abbaas (rat leader of “Al-Faylaq Al-Awwal”. Pretty fancy name for a pack of rodents).
Another 3 could not be identified.
Jubb Zurayq: The Jabhat Al-Nusra cashed in two rodents for a pig’s knuckle. No details.
Fayloon (var. Bikfayloon) – an IED was discovered in a KIA truck carrying one ton of explosives. The truck was destroyed and made a big boom sound.
Saraaqeb: A command-and-control hq for the “Shari’ah Courts” of the imaginary Caliphate of Poop was put to the flames by the SAA. According to Wael, the security people are just counting the dead rats.
HOMS: BAD HAIR DAY FOR APES:
At Ibil, we can confirm many Saudis and Lebanese in a unit of monkeys. No names today. Many won’t be identified anyway. Wael tells me the number killed is over 30.
Haalaat: Another one of those infiltrations mishandled by the French terrorists in Lebanon. It was preceded by an artillery barrage from the FSA but fizzled out when they tried to cross. It was a massacre. No details.
Jabhat Al-Nusra thieves attacked a cotton gin where all 3 assailants were killed. Names not available.
Hayy Al-Mushayrifa: Heroes of Obama’s Army of Pillaging attacked a communications center and stole contents worth over 41 million Syrian pounds. They also attacked the 7th of April Station with less luck.
“Abu Naasser” (id pending)
Taymoor Ali Sahlab
The remaining 6 could not be identified.
Burj Qaa’i: All occupants of a nest of rats were killed. The number was 7.
Palmyra: (Tadmur) 9 rats killed. No survivors.
DER’AH: In the city, security put down a wanted terrorist rodent
Bashshaar Youssuf Ali ‘Aayedh Al-Masaalima
Daa’el-Tableen Road: A skirmish killed all 7 rats.
Izr’a’ intersection and the Der’ah Highway, the SAA killed 13 rats. The only carcasses identified were these:
Abdul-Hameed Yahya Al-Nussayraat
Muhammad Hassan ‘Uqla
Fighting was intense as SAA reinforcements continue the campaign to de-contaminate the area. Fighting was noteworthy in these areas:
Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan: 18 rats killed
Al-Nayrab: The same camp.
Bidhahboor: 11 killed.
Southwest Al-Koonsarwaa at Ma’arratmasreen: Big battle with lots of rats killed. No details yet.
Saraaqeb: Almost rat-free
Al-Ghassaaniyya: This pretty Christian town close to Hatay was defiled by the presence of Salafist ordure. It is now safe for the population which remains in Latakia out of fear of a re-infestation. My brother-in-law’s wife is from this town.
At the Nayrab Palestinian Refugee Camp, the inhabitants fought battles with the FSA and kicked them out of the camp promising never to let them back in. While the fighting was going on, the SAA cleared the entire route to ‘Azeeza Village opening a supply route straight into the camp. Militia immediately entered and brought weapons for the Palestinians. A security committee has now been set up between the camp and the village of ‘Azeeza. This was a disaster for FSA in its clear message that even the Palestinians don’t want it.
DAUGHTER OF PRINCE FATSO OF QATAR NOW PIMPING FOR JIHAD!! WE’RE NOT KIDDING!
Prince Fatso’s slutty daughter Hind has now been exposed pimping for the Jihadists in Syria. Hind bint Hamad bin Khalifa of the Second Rate Tribe is using her talent for sleaze to find “comfort women” for the hardworking mercenary terrorists her father is funding in Syria. According to the French weekly: “La Depeche du Midi”, she has immersed herself in this great undertaking by recruiting faithful Jihadists through offers of sex. She also provides brothels for the rodents. Aren’t you proud of her work? You can have her too for $75.00.
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