LAVROV DECLARES GENEVA DEAD AND CONDEMNS ARAB LEAGUE RODENTS
Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said something today that the Western Press has been told not to publish. He has effectively declared the Geneva Agreement dead after the Scarab League allowed a gang of thugs and criminals to take Syria’s seat. It is interesting how the order to begin the Black Sea maneuvers coincided with Lavrov’s call to Vladimir Putin communicating the news about the Arab League while the Russian president was flying back from Durbin to Moscow . Watch the fun.
JAWBAR AND ADRA ROCKED BY MASSIVE SYRIAN ARMY PUSH:
JAWBAR AND NEW ADRA: This was a scene of indescribable carnage as the Syrian Army 2nd Mechanized Armored Division and Republican Guard tank battalions encircled FSA and Jabhat Al-Nusra rats on two fronts and annihilated them. Syrian Air Force MiG25s softened up the targets first, following by heavy artillery and then the army moved in with infantry and militia. Those of you who enjoy statistics will love this: Monzer has received a list of dead that adds up in Jawbar alone to 689 vermin. In New Adra, the list is incomplete but contains 426 rats. The percentage of foreign fighters is over 64%!
Ghassaan Muhammad Al-Qaasem
Maajed Hassan Julaylaati
Ayyoob Ahmad Ayoob
Sadeer (?) Lahhaam
Shaadi Ali Abu-Sitta (?)
Abdullah Ahmad Shaqqoor
Ahmad Hussayn Al-Sayyed
Hassan Anas Shamlaani
Muhmmaad Sa’eed Turayki
Ma’moon Muhammad ‘Aadhoom
Tareef Hussayn Al-Lawzi
Hussayn Abu Saqla
Hussaam ‘Ali Al-Muraabet
Muhammad ‘Ali Faahoom
Kifaah ‘Ali ‘Allaaf
Ismaa’il Al-Balta (?)
Khodr Moussa ‘Absi
Muhammad Muhssen Al-Tu’meh
Waheed Boojoo (?)
The majority of the carcasses could not be identified. Monzer suspects many were Jordanian and Iraqi. Just a hunch, he said.
DAMASCUS AIRPORT UNDERGOING RESTORATION AND IMPROVEMENT AS ALL SERVICES ARE AVAILABLE. AIRPLANES AND COMING AND GOING AS AMERICAN-ARMED RATS MOVE FARTHER AND FARTHER AWAY. Regular flights have been totally restored. Also, watch for the new Syrianair contract with Ukrainian Tupolev for new civilian passenger jets.
SAUDI ARABIA BEGGING SYRIA TO RETURN 300 SAUDIS IN LOCK-UP; BEGGING SYRIA TO RETURN TENS OF BODIES OF TERRORIST SAUDI APES; SAUDIS IMPLORING SYRIA TO RETURN ALL 500 (OR MORE) SAUDI KILLER-CHIMPANZEES BELIEVED TO BE IN SYRIA ANTICIPATING THEIR DESCENT TO HELL. SYRPER OPPOSES ANY DEAL WITH WAHHABISTS. THE BODIES OF SAUDIS SHOULD BE PRESERVED IN CAMEL DUNG!
AL-HUJJAYRA: In the southern Damascus countryside, the SAA cleaned house and killed the following
Rukneddine Ali Abu-Al-Sharabaat
12 others could not be identified. 6 taken prisoner.
AL-HAJAR AL-ASWAD: A group of rats was picked off by alert snipers:
4 could not be identified.
DAARAYYAA: When will it end? At the Sayyida Sakeena Shrine, a procession of cars was wiped out while trying to escape the disastrous mess in this suburb. Sorry. The SAA was not feeling generous. Over 34 rodents counted but no names yet. Many are foreigners.
2 of the foreigners were known as:
“Abu Sulayman” (id pending)
“Abu Haani” (id pending)
HOMS: Wael is sorry he cannot report from Homs for a couple of days because he is on assignment away from his office in Latakia. He will be back tomorrow. We do know this, however, pitched battles are being waged now in Al-Rastan and Taldo with huge rat-stats according to Monzer. He has no access to details from this area. Baba Amr is being cleaned up. Don’t believe those stupid stories about some rat-come-back here.
IDLIB: The campaign continues but I have no details because Wael is away for a short time.
IRAQI AUTHORITIES SEIZE TONS OF MISSILES AND WEAPONS ON THEIR WAY TO FSA AND JABHAT AL-NUSRA IN SYRIA. Maysaan Province’s Chief of Police, Muhannad Hameed Al-Haashemi announced the seizure yesterday. The operation was a joint one with Basra police.
DEVASTATION VISITED UPON AL-QAEDA RATS IN DAYR AL–ZOR.
It has been confirmed by two sources that the SAA and militia initiated a superbly timed ambush catching over 30 rats while trying to transfer weapons at the Al-Durra Bridge. We can give you the names of the 9 identified vermin.
Muhammad Zaayed Bukamaal
Maitham Adeeb Al-Mu’ti
Hassan Qaasem Al-Jaaber
“Abu Al-Nimr” (id pending)
Ra’fat Mahmoud Shawwaal
Another 13 could not be identified. A number of rats were arrested.
At Al-Siyaasiyya Bridge, near Dayr El-Zor, 7 cars were destroyed along with their occupants. No details from Monzer or Hanadi.
Hayy Al-Khisaaraat: In a firefight between police and Jabhat Al-Nusra criminals, these were dispatched:
Ahmad Thaa’er Al-Naayef (of the “Abdullah Al-‘Ammaar Brigade”, yawn)
Ali Issa Al-Jarraah
Al-Mayaadeen: This is the place where Colonel Riyad Al-As’ad was de-footed. Well, another rodent was blown into smithereens while playing with an IED near the Al-Noor Hospital. So sad.
FSA and Jabhat Al-Nusra duel over booty at Al-Masrab. The booty in question was a load of gas and diesel fuel. 12 Dead.
MORE GOOD READING FROM THE WORLD OF FACT AND FANTASY:
General Qassem Solaymani’s army is already close to 100,000 and we can confirm that. Dr. Assad is staying put. Our army is growing much larger. Don’t believe the lying Zionist officer:
John Esquire sends this horror story about Iraq and the aftermath of American destruction:
This will make your hearts glad. Al-Jazeera is sinking with its fat prince:
You’ll love this one too about the Mystery Jordanian Airline:
Read this propaganda article carefully. You’ll eventually like it. Remember: Geneva is dead:
Obama is now recruiting 7-year olds for combat with his heroes in Al-Qaeda:
A WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT: