SAA CAPTURES 6 RATS DRESSED AS WOMEN IN DARAYYA!!
The Syrian Army was cleaning up the northern sector of Darayya when, lo and behold, a group of pious looking women appear with one apparent shortcoming: they were too tall. A smart sergeant ordered them to stop and remove their clothing. He was certain they were not women. As it turned out, they were all men in their dirty underwear trying to evade capture by the SAA.
Also at Darayya, the following remnant rats were sent to blazes:
At Harasta, rats were killed in droves. Here are some of the names:
Eid Al-Hamid Ghannoum (“Furqan Brigade”)
Houssam Eid (“Al-Sadeeq Brigade”)
Talal Ali Shihab
At Arbeen, the SAA destroyed 2 dens with equipment and killed the following vermin:
Mahmoud Sa’id Sweidan
Jabbar Sadiq Rida
A triumph of hunting at Douma Farms. In a stunning raid by SAA and militia, coordinated perfectly, an entire brigade of rodents was exterminated:
Rateb Al-Sheikh Ibrahim
At Al-Hujjeira, several safehouses were destroyed by SAA. Also, their rat inhabitants went with the dust:
Muhammad Al-Qadi (“Abu Khaled”)
At Al-Sabina and Hajar Al-Aswad, 1 vehicle with a 23mm machine gun was destroyed. Unnamed rodents went with it. No details now.
The Syrian government denies any explosion taking place in the central quarter of Baramki. I know this area very well, it’s the hq of the Ba’ath Party Pan Arab Command. I used to visit it frequently to see my good friend, Ahmad “Abu Ammar” Al-Hassan who later was appointed Syria‘s ambassador to Iran.
Ghanto: 50 rats killed including a Tunisian Barbary Ape by the name of:
Most of the killed were foreigners without papers. Al-Zahrawi was identified by several captured cockroaches who were quick to id this piece of garbage.
These snipers were killed yesterday in Homs: Radwan Ahmad (aka “Abu Hamza”) and Ba-‘Izraa’eel Khaldiyya were sent to a fiery corner in Hell.
6 Saudis, 1 Libyan, 1 Egyptian arrested in Homs. One of the microbes is named Yasser Al-Sabah.
At Al-Qaraabees, a Saudi Arabian pervert is shot dead. His name was Fahd Al-Shammari. His body was incinerated and rendered into dust.
Syrian soldiers aim at rodents across a fertile plain near Homs.
Wadi Al-Dhaif: Rodents continue to try for the umpteenth time to take this minor maintenance airbase but with no luck. All of them were killed with 3 exceptions who were taken prisoner. Wael is working on getting the names for us.
At Ma’arrat Al-Nu’man, rodents tried to overtake a checkpoint manned by SAA infantry. They were all killed. Their names are:
Badi’ Ali Muwaqqit
Murad Muhammad Abu-Khulood
Nimer Muhammad Sardar
Ali Muhsin Ali Al-Tu’meh
Karnaz: Jabhat Al-Nusra took a real drubbing here. That includes Jund Al-Sham and Ahrar Al-Sham. Karnaz is completely rat-free and the population is being asked to return.
At Al-Hiwash, an entire unit of rodents was annihilated. Their names will be coming overnight.
This is an area uniformly viewed as trouble-free. However, the SAA did discover several caches of arms.
Also, at Karsaaneh, a SAA unit uncovered a safehouse with ammunition, drugs and a counterfeit money press which had been abandoned.
At Beit Hulaybiyya, SAA discovers a rack of home-made missiles.
Salma is finally rodent-free. This town which is stone’s throw from my wife’s ancestral town of Slinfeh had been occupied by the vermin for months. The population was terrorized by their presence. Wael will get the names of the carcasses by tomorrow.
At Mafraq Hattin on the road between Al-Hasakeh and Qamishli, SAA stopped a car loaded with communcations equipment coming in from Iraq. All scum arrested. All warbling.
Turkish authorities have informed Lebanon’s government that the cockroach who was responsible for the kidnapping of 11 Lebanese civilians has been killed by Syrian Army commandos at Azaz. This piece of rat excrement was named Kan’an Dadikha and led a group called the “Asifat Al-Shamal” or Northern Storm. Our gladness goes out to his family.
Boy! Don’t they get a taste for vainglory and demagoguery! He poses here as though he would go down in history as something other than a terrorist. Kan’an Dadikha is a piece of useless rat tissue now.
DHAKI AL-JURBY, LIBYAN BARBARY APE, PUT TO DEATH BY HIS OWN RAT COMRADES DURING A CLASH OVER LOOT WITH JABHAT AL-NUSRA. We will have more about this clash in Al-Bab tomorrow.
SAA and police have almost put an end to a sniper who has terrorized Aleppans living in Bab Al-Nasser on Shukri Quwwatli Street.
At Sheikh Sa’id, in the Shahhadeen Neighborhood, we can confirm the departure of the following rats:
Mer’i Hassan Al-Bakkour
Mahmoud Abdallah Ma’loul
Mahmoud Kamel Fayyad
To our readers: This post was supposed to be much longer. It was until this stupid blog platform lost me 3 hours of work. We will have a new format tomorrow with shorter posts as a precaution. ZAF