ASTOUNDING “SURROUND-AND-STRANGLE” OPERATION IN LATAKIA NETS OVER 173 RATS. CONFIRMED FAILURE OF GERMAN SPY-BOAT AND ENGLISH MIS-HANDLERS RESULTS IN HUGE LOSS TO ISLAMISTS ON THE COAST. WE HAVE THE DETAILS STRAIGHT FROM THE DESK OF SOMEONE RIGHT THERE:
Reports tell of a major operation that culled over 52 terrorist rats in Khan Shaykhoun in Idlib Governorate. The operation was a pure SAA one with no involvement by other security units.
We are delighted to report the deaths of the following vermin:
Abdul-Razzaq Saleh (rat commander)
Khalil Ali Al-Dha’bi’ (a real hyena)
Karam Daraqjani (?)
Hassan Maher Al-Qassar
Luqman Ali Adawi
Muhammad Hassan Qajjo
Adib Abdallah ——- (i.d. not complete)
Mukhtar Mahmoud Al-‘Aneed
Habib Jihad Makhmalji
Muntasser Khalil Afyooni
Bassem Hussein Hulwaani
Also, Wael confirms about 7 unidentified, undocumented vermin believed to be foreigners.
Also, at the entrance to Mawrik Township, the following snakes were crushed:
Ali Saleh Sinan
Muhammad Walid Ghuraab
Also, at Ma’rrat Al-Nu’maan, birthplace of Abu Al-Alaa whose statue was beheaded by Al-Qaeda retardates, we can report with much delight the deaths of these scavengers around the area of Wadi Dhaif:
Bilal Muhammad Al-‘Adou
Taher Ahmad Razzouq
Sulayman Rashid Tannari
The fattened, bloated hog you see in this picture went to Jihadist Hell yesterday as he was preaching his form of neo-Islam as chief judge of the Shari’ah Court in Al-Raqqa. The Syrian army forced him out of office by shooting him 16 times in the abdomen, a condition that forced him to leave the bench. Good riddance to bad rubbish, we always say. He is Fadhel Khalaf Hamada, Chief Judge of Poop County.
ALEPPO: CONFIRMED: 4 TURKISH OFFICERS KILLED IN COMBAT AT HANANO. Syria has now formally raised the issue of Turkish “Acts of War”. The officers names are available but have not been released to us yet. Wael is working on it. It may be a sensitive area.
At Al-‘Aziza: Security forces killed the following rats:
Amer Muhammad Jalloud
Dani Mahmoud Karaja
Khalid Abdo Al-Shaaghel
Ahmad Al-Ashqar (aka “Al-Fa’r”, i.e. “The Mouse”)
Wounded with critical injuries:
Abdul-Jabbar Al-Nabhan (aka “Al-Mulla”)
Wael just reported him dead. Just didn’t have his BC/BS card with him.
The death toll in the fighting for the Aleppo Airport and Al-Nairab has reached the hundreds among the rodents. Wael says it is impossible to get details because of the anarchy in the area. He confirms our jets are active and there are many reports of “direct hits” on rat concentrations. I will try to get details as best I can. Wael is suggesting that recent repositioning by the FSA and Jabhat Al-Nusra indicate a desire to hold the fort and not try to enter any of the airports.
We told you Darayya was clean and we meant it. Monzer puts his honor on the line here. Remnant rodents killed yesterday were some creepy characters:
Zayd “Abu ‘Ubayda”
Muhammad “Abu ‘Umar”
Qassem Abu Habib (all i.d.s pending)
Ain Turma: Firefight with SAA netted the following:
Aamer Ali Diyaa’
Hisham Husni (“Abu Laila”)
‘Irbeen: Ambush completely successful:
Tareq Ali Al-Khawli
Muhammad Hamed Talluh
Nabil Husni Dallal
At Tall Sreij, security forces repulse attempt to take over checkpoint. They were looking for weapons:
Ali Hussein Al-Khayyat
Muhsin Addoub Khurda
Zuhair Ali Asfour
Muhammad Khaled Mawardi
A whole lot of PKC machine guns were also confiscated.
SANA reported yesterday th ediscovery of a long tunnel between Harran Al-‘Awaameed and Al-Uteiba n rural Damascus. Inside were drugs and ammunition. Note: Harran has been declared rat-free for over 2 weeks by the SAA. Inhabitants returning.
At Marj Al-Sultan, in the continuing operation to exterminate rats in the East Ghouta, our army took down the following confirmed rodent excrement:
Abu Kasem Suwaydan (var. Abu Qassem?)
All members of “Liwaa Al-Islam” terrorist organization.
At Al-Sabina, we killed the following:
Samer Mihriz (Egyptian. Ooops! I forgot to leave my passport!)
Muhammad Hanash (A snake indeed!)
This captured rat warbled on t.v. yesterday about his murderous involvements in Homs City where he carried out operations for Jabhat Al-Nusra by killing innocent people leaving mosques and churches. His beard should be stuffed down his mother’s throat. His name? Fakhreddine Al-Abbas from the Mal’ab ara of Homs.
Al-Qusayr: This favorite rest-stop for hyenas coming in from Lebanon is becoming an interesting focal point for the French terrorists based near Tripoli and ‘Arsal. Due to pressure, (finally!!) from the Lebanese army, they are being forced to enter Syria while our security forces wait for them like hunters nestled in a brush watching a gaggle of geese wriggling into range. Monzer writes that the SAA killed 36 yesterday. Names to be provided.
At Tall Dhahab in the Huleh rural area, we confirm the deaths of the following cockroaches:
Samer Hajjour (sniper)
In the incorrigible sectarian town of Al-Rastan, it was “hickory, dickery dock…” for these rodents:
Mamdouh Ahmad Ali
There is a Syrian government news blackout on the operation at the two airports. The High Command has clearly asked the Information Ministry to limit intelligence on events and military movements. Our sources, which include Aslan and Wael, say the same thing: The withdrawal of Syrian soldiers from outlying areas deemed “unessential” has found them concentrated now in an offensive mode at the Al-Nairab – Aleppo/Al-Sufayra Highway – Aleppo Airport axis. Both confirm sightings of MiG, Sukhoi and Hind helicopter gunships operating frequently. I have no lists to publish today on rat casualties.
At ‘Ataarib and Kafr Hamra, we know these insects were stamped out of existence:
Ramzi Ja’far Al-Qadi
Mahmoud Yazid Farha
SYRPER CONFIRMS DEATHS OF 4 TURK OFFICERS IN HANANO IN ALEPPO. NAMES NOT AVAILABLE YET.
At Al-Sanamein and Al-Sahou, SAA laid a trap and netted 14 rodents. Monzer not able to get names as the security people are checking identities on carcasses. Early hints are these vermin are foreign. Hint: all carrying Belgian and “Israeli” weapons
When we reported yesterday that a whole battalion of rats was struck by the SAA, neither we nor Wael knew the extent of what was taking place. At the towns of Al-Kabir and Al-Rabi’ah, a clash took place between Jabhat Al-Nusra criminals and another formerly allied bank of apes from the “Liwaa Al-Tawheed”. It started as a rumble between similarly-situated terrorists which drew in more grubs from the surrounding orchards where they were hiding. Communications between the rats was picked up by a whole spectrum of government agencies operating in the area, not to mention inhabitants making frantic calls to Minstry of the Interior hot-lines. The rats picked the wrong place to slug it out.
According to Wael and our own relatives in Latakia, the SAA established a cordon sanitaire around the two towns while elements of the National Defense Forces took up positions to the north preventing escape. The orders were to kill on sight and not worry about prisoners. The units which entered the area were two armored brigads from the Third Army Corps, their cannons flashing as the terrorists realized the jig was up. They had no strategy. Army snipers picked off over 40 rats as they scurried to find shelter. But here’s the rub:
People in these two towns were armed and fired at any terrorist approaching their homes. This made the area very inhospitable. As tanks moved in, helicopters provided cover attacking terrorist units trying to find defensive positions in the mountains. The result is the death of at least 173 rats as of the count 2 hours ago.
For a look at our National Defense Forces, see this video taken a few days ago. The trainers are from Special Forces and many of the recruits are already members of the reserves:
The two towns are not delineated on this map or any other map I’m aware of. You must look toward the town of Kassab on the border of Turkish-occupied Iskenderoun Province to see the area of combat. It’s a decent map, otherwise, and I will use it for depictions of events in the northeast.
Wael is working hard to get names of carcasses. He says that his sources predict a number of Tunisians in this crown. Let’s see.
GOOD NEWS AND SOME NONSENSE FROM THE MEDIA
PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE IS ABSENCE OF REPORTAGE BY WESTERN MEDIA DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE TERRORIST VERMIN ARMY IS BEING DECIMATED AS WE WRITE.
Decent article about Hamlet in the White House. Obama is right to stay out. And, once again, morons, don’t forget, there’s a Russian fleet out there and an Iranian champin’ at the bit:
Bombs are coming! Bombs are coming! And to a non-existent Saudi theatre near King Mummy and Prince Muttering Stuttering:
Propaganda fanatics will love this piece of dreck. Note how they missed the point that Darayya is rat-free. Also, note that the Stratfor map contains no Jobar. Wow, what scholarship! And quoting Dr. Pangloss Award Winner, Joshua Landis, is like citing Pee Wee Herman:
We already covered the beheading of the Abu-Al-Alaa Al-Ma’arri statue. Note this short article. It omits the Western name of Ibn Rushd: “Averroes”.
John Esquire sends this WP article about our rejection of talks with WOGs and other terrorists: