FIRST POST – JANUARY 29, 2013 – OPERATION CLEAN OUT IBLIB HAS BEGUN!! NEWS DIRECT TO SYRPER; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA FROM AROUND THE WORLD; READERS’ CONTRIBUTIONS
Well! Isn’t that a gas! (SyrPer)
This just released, 1st Lieutenant Lina Marzi has been confirmed killed by the rodents in Aleppo along with another 6 officers. The exact circumstances have not been disclosed yet but we will obtain them soon enough from either Wael or Monzer.
She was the crown of the Syrian Army and she will not be forgetten. She will be avenged.
DAMASCUS : We can confirm that Ard Al-Khaleej in Darayyais now back to normal. Additional bodies have been identified amongst the dead rodents:
Muhammad Abdel-Halim Abdel-Ati
DOUMA FARMS: The SAA with the help of militia captured the following useless trash:
One terrorist rodent, partially burned, was found in the same area. His documents reveal he was Jordanian: Abdel-Hakim Abu-Atiyya
Productive operation in Khan Al-Sheikh and Drousha Farms resulted in the netting of the following simian ordure:
Devastating news for the Jabhat Al-Nusra in Al-Nabak west of Damascus where a group of inept scoundrels tried to compensate for the spine-crushing defeat the SAA handed them in Darayya. This team of zombies, described by Monzer as “without a compass”, tried to occupy a military housing zone. Needless to say, the buffoons walked right into an ambush set up by infantry and the following slime was scraped off the sewer walls:
Ragheb Al-Mahdi, FSA rat leader
Salahuddine Mahmoud Al-Ma’aaz
4 bodies were found burned. This effort to hide the identities of foreigners is not working.
At Yabroud, we told you yesterday about a battle over territory between rival gangs of Islamist freaks. More details have come out about that. I appears that the brouhaha centered on who was going to get the last box of ammunition and the remaining drugs. This is Robert Ford’s A-Team.
ALEPPO: It’s almost over. Calls to relatives in Aleppo produce bursts of encomia for our great Syrian Army. Quarters which used to be contested are now firmly in the hands of the SAA. Do not believe the Western press! What they’re doing is giving you State Department folderol meant to elevate the morale of the rat armies they and the Arabian apes sent to Syria. They have been defeated.
At Hreitan, the SAA and security forces put down 5 rats trying to pillage a home. In trying to escape after a security officer offered them a chance to surrender, they placed themselves in the zone of discomfort. All 5 were killed instantly:
Adel Karrada (Iraqi garbage)
At Mannagh, Mar Annaz, Andan and Hreitan, more terrorist mercenary rat droppings were swept up. Although we have no details about the actual operations, Wael confirms that two were killed and 16 captured. No names available.
East of the town of Je’aara, a large battle was fought by a mixed force of FSA and Jabhat Al-Nusra. Once again, the experience and techniques used by the SAA won the day:
16 of the bodies could not be identified. According to Wael, of those 16, 9 were burned beyond recognition after the rodents tried to incinerate them with grenades.
DER’AH: In a firefight with rats rousted by the SAA with the help of tired inhabitants near the Al-Umari Mosque, the following were sent to the nitred corners of Rat Hell:
Abdul Rahman Dakhan Al-Masalima
Muhammad Yousuf Al-Fishtaki
Khalid Abdel-Rahman Al-Sayaasina
At Nawa in Der’ah Governorate, the following chimpanzees were captured for show in a local zoo:
At Basr Al-Harir, which has turned out to be a major nesting place for rats, the SAA and militia put the wrist bracelets on the following sub-specimens of simian existence:
Muhammad Muhammad Al-Qibaati Al-Hariri
At Busra Al-Sham, that spectacular scene of the great Roman amphitheater, these slugs were swept up as they were trying to attack a military checkpoint:
Mousa Khalifa Al-Mihaymeed (Jabhat Al-Nusra)
Talal Ali Dimashqi (non-Jabha Al-Nusra; just a moron)
MASSIVE VICTORY FOR THE SAA AT SAIDA (Syrian) and AL-NU’AAMIYYA. This one was a real jaw-dropping disaster for Robert Ford’s team of vaudeville clowns:
Abdallah Khalid Al-Baridi
Rif’at Muhammad Al-Naboulsi
Muhammad Khalid Al-Safouri
A large number of burned corpses were also found clearly indicating the presence of foreign terrorist hyenas among this team of turkeys.
SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE IS NOW CONFIRMING THE ONSET OF THE LONG-AWAITED ASSAULT ON THE SAUDI SEX PERVERTS, DRUG DEALERS AND TURKISH THIEVES IN IDLIB. Make no mistake, two fully armored and mechanized divisions are on their way to finish the job the Orkin Man started. MI intercepts indicate that rat commanders in Gaziantep are encouraging their luckless cabal of child molesters, rapists and sex offenders to hold out because “reinforcements are coming!”. Oh, really? That’s not going to be easy because newly graduated units of militia are now taking up positions on entryways into Syrian from Turkey. Newly maintenance MiGs and Sukhoi bombers are also going to be deployed in numbers not seen since the 1973 war! Syrian pilots are fully aware of the operational record of the Patriot Anti-Missile system. It’s not even an issue. And just as important, our new drones are being deployed to spot the rodents as they try to scurry in to certain death. If the Patriots fire on our jets when in Syrian airspace, Syria will fire the Eskandar cruise missiles. This is why Mr. Obama is not particularly anxious to get involved in this conflict.
Wael and Aslan promise some good reports of hunting statistics over the next few days.
NEWS AND PROPAGANDA FROM AROUND THE WORLD
Aslan thinks this is improbable because it is published by Hurriyet, a propaganda organ of Erdoghan’s:
Hurrah for the Arab Spring!! General Sissy is warning of a failed state. My, my!
Anyone remember the winner of last year’s SyrPer Don Quixote award for tilting at windmills? Here he is again, thanks to John Esquire:
I’m sorry, but with all those defeats for NATO’s heroes, there ain’t that many articles to publish.
READERS WEIGH IN:
John Esquire keeps sending great tapes of our army tracking and crushing the garbage. This one is in French:
Lizzie Phelan tells the truth about Syria and disses the press. Thanks, again, John.
John writes about the very important naval exercises off Tartous. Better read this Obama:
“Russia is also following events in Syria closely. Last week, Russia began a large-scale naval exercise in the eastern Mediterranean, which will end today. In an article on the website of the Institute for National Security Studies at Tel Aviv University, Zvi Magen, a former Israeli ambassador to Moscow, wrote that the Russians are describing this exercise as the largest since the collapse of the Soviet Union. It includes 23 vessels and, unusually, is being commanded directly by the Russian military chief of staff. Based on public statements made by Moscow, Magen concluded that the exercise is aimed at deterring outside intervention in Syria.”