SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 7, 2012 – PISTOL PETE WINS ELECTION; KOLOBITE DISINTEGRATES AND RETURNS TO UTAH

SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 7, 2012 – PISTOL PETE WINS ELECTION; THE MAN FROM KOLOB DISINTEGRATES AND GOES BACK TO UTAH

The Amerian people, facing an Hobson’s Choice for president, decided to pick Mediocrity #1 over Mediocrity #2.   Both Harvard Law School graduates: one an affirmative action freak, unpublished law review editor unwilling to display his academic record and Chicago sewer rat-war criminal; the other an asphyxiatingly dull “goody two-shoes” with royal Mormon pedigree (i.e. a living saint), apple-juice drinking outsourcing racketeer and scoundrel-carpetbagger.  Dull!  Dull!  Dull!  But, what’s a people to do?   

Choke on it, you murderer!  How many Syrians are going to die because of your support for terrorism?

With the election out of the way, Pistol Pete can expand his campaign of extra-judicial assassinations, executions of American citizens, support for Al-Qaeda and its clones in the aftermath of the “Arab Spring” and his cloven-hoofed rampage in the Persian Gulf.  Expect embarrassing disclosures of American CIA’s supplying Al-Qaeda criminals in Syria with Stinger missiles which will wind up at civilian airports to bring down passenger jets.  What will Pistol Pete do then?  Oh, he’ll give you that “Cream ‘o Wheat” smile with his arm embracing Aunt Jemima:  “Aw shucks people!  How could we expect anybody to do that?  I’ve ordered the Office of the Inspector General to appoint a Foreign Terrorism Czar to investigate the deaths of those 433 innocent people. We’ll ge to the bottom of this.”   

The strong jaw hints at no real character.  This alien from Kolob will now commisserate with his Neo-Con traitor Zionist grubs over lost opportunities to bring death and carnage to the Middle East. 

Pistol Pete could not have won on the economy.  It’s just terrible.  He won because he pandered to two crucial elements of the electorate:  The Welfare Stratum and White Working Women.  Those Americans who luxuriate in early retirement with monthly government checks, food stamps and full-coverage insurance had no choice but to vote for this mountebank.  White working women, with their caterwauling, obnoxious, illegitimate offspring, feel more confortable with the amoral character of Pistol Pete.  They know he won’t let them down when it comes to ambiguous ethical issues.  He also won because he had other strata of society in the pocket no matter what he did:  Blacks, we predict, gave him 96% of their votes.  Jews traditionally vote democratic, and they must have seen no threat from this blackguard.  Unions distrust Republicans, for good reason, and threw their weight behind this closet Republican – this snake-oil salesman, this Obama.

Poor Romney the Kolobite, had no one on his side but really angry white guys who harbored secret, roiling animadversions to ethnic minorities.  This group includes Bible-Belt Bible-Thumpers and their Stepford Wives;  Texan cowpokers and East Texas Deep-South Unreconstructed Unreconditioned Unrepentant Crossburning Creeps.  Let’s not forget the fealty of the Bowling Alley Bundesgenossenweissjungegesellschaftfreaks and their stupefyingly moronic fraternal mantras of intoxication-bonding.   Add to that his reliable, but very scanty, Plutocrat supporters, the Gazillionaires who horde up wealth as though St. Peter auctioned off the limited space in Paradise to the highest bidder, and you have Romney’s electorate.  Quelle Horreur!           

We’d like to congratulate Pistol Pete.  But, we can’t.  There’s too much Syrian blood on this killer’s hands.  We cannot congratulate a war criminal or his allies.  When he refused to pursue the war crimes of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld early on in his presidency, that was a hint to all the voters that he had every intention of committing the same crimes with the same sense of impunity.  But he will fail.  The Devil must fail!  Plato always promoted the inherent superiority of “to kalon” over its uglier sister.  Good triumphs over evil because humans instinctively gravitate to what they know is “the good”.  Unfortunately, there might be some doubt about that premise after watching Americans give this vicious and rabid viper another four years to complete his mission of spreading mayhem. 

It was an Hobson’s Choice.  We’re not saying at SyrPer that Romney would have been better.  May the Saints spare us any such humbuggery!  Romney might have been worse.  Maybe that’s why we need a strong third party in this country.  Maybe it’s time to tell the Democrats and Republicans that this country, arguably the greatest civilization in the history of man, can produce better candidates than these two louses.

ZAF