SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 5, 2012 – DOHA CONFERENCE TURNS INTO PEDOPHILIC ORGY AS PRINCE FATSO ARRIVES

SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 5, 2012 – MNS: DOHA CONFERENCE TURNS INTO SYRIAN-QATARI BUGGERERS’ ORGY AS PRINCE FATSO ARRIVES TO GREET GUESTS

                                                                                             “Never let the facts get in the way of a good story”

Ardeshir Kharrzadeh and Cedric Snortley reporting from Doha, Special to Mercury News Service.

(Doha, United Scarab Banana Emirates).  Talk of “walk-outs” and “protests” dominated the mood of the first Doha Conference on Syria with former SNC chairman, Burhan Ghalioun, threatening to behead his opponents when he becomes “Caliph” of the new  Islamic Empire.  Riad Seif, long-suffering bedbug, pest and chronic nausea sufferer, ranted back at him promising to have the Muslim Brotherhood converted into a “Tupperware Club” after he becomes “King of Damascus”.  Riad Al-As’ad was patched in by satellite from his cell in Antioch’s Hospital for the Kookoo People and responded on the megascreen of the Hotel Al-Liwaat that all participants would “face the wrath of Imdugud if they did not cease all activities and kneel before Zod!”

 
Riad Seif, seen above, reacts testily to a suggestion he would have to go back to jail if he didn’t go along with Mrs. Clinton’s program. 

With the Doha Conference descending into pandemonium,  Prince Fatso (Drum son of Doubledrum Husband of Madame Banana of the Second Rate Tribe) appeared with a bevy of adolescent catamites from his “very select” stable of Eastern European orphans whom he passed out among the attendees like cigars at an Ottoman circumcision party.  Many participants were visibly annoyed, nay, repulsed by the very overt nature of the proceedings, with condemnations coming mostly from the left-wing or communist bloc.  “This is pure scandal!”, yelled George Sabra, communist Christian (?) and professional skin irritant.  “Why, this brings our conference to a level of sleaziness not seen since the Janissary orgies of Sultan Ahmed III!”  (He screamed this out with his index finger pointed upward).

Fouad Abu-Fijleh of “Syria With a Smile“, a nondenominational, non-aligned, non-interested organization,  smokes a cigar and displays the “Jerry Sandusky Medal” given to him by Prince Fatso at the Doha Conference.  “I can’t wait to liberate Damascus so we can have all those pretty Turkish boys”, commented the Syrian opposition activist.  He has lived in Australia all of his life and apparently thought Syria was still a part of Turkey.

Prince Fatso took to the podium and railed against those who “brought mayhem to Syria”.  He bellowed at the roiling sea of unbridled concupiscence welling up into a crescendo of salivating tongue-lapping, tongue-hanging licentiousness complete with grunts, groans and gargoylesque grimaces.  He shrieked from prepared notes:  “Assad has lost all legitimacy.  He is killing his own people.  He is beleaguered.  He is surrounded. He is besieged.  He is embattled.  He is circumnavigated!  He is in the middle!  Join with us in demanding the immediate release of Jerry Sandusky.”  The audience responded with predictable cacophony as Prince Fatso’s enrobed factotums passed around what appeared to be bank cheques to the flailing arms and hirsute, gyrating torsos now showcasing the transformation of the Doha Conference.

The Al-Liwaat Hotel goes up in flames as a backdrop to a prayer recited by Ghulam Taltameese of the participating organization called: “Syrian Nihilists for Appeasement“.  The organization’s members issued a statement condemning everything and chanting incantatory hymns to conjure up the soul of “Captain Nemo of Nihil”.  Their invitation was in compliance with Mrs. Clinton’s demand that the forum be “inclusive”. 

The inclusiveness of the conference was best summed up by Coordinating Supervisor Leonhardt
Schlampigliebmann who said:  “You can see that this group is more than just Libyan terrorists and useless Syrian academics.  We have brought activists from every corner of the world.  There are Syrian accordion players…Syrian drug addicts….even Syrians from West Africa who practice voodoo!  Es ist so Einschliesslich.” 

The Syrian West African Tribe, the “Qalqashandiyya-Boko-Haramiyya” arrive at the Al-Liwaat Hotel Park before the catastrophic fire that engulfed the building.  They have joined Prince Fatso in demanding the immediate resignation of Jerry Sandusky (See above). 

We were able to interview Riad Seif in a corner of the Prince Fatso Memorial Auditorium but were unable to convince Burhan Ghalioun and his successor, Abdel Bassett Sieda, to stop making raspberry sounds every time Mr. Seif tried to answer a question.  We agreed to meet elsewhere.  We will bring that interview to MNS readers shortly.