SECOND POST – NOVEMBER 1, 2012 –PAID ADVERTISEMENT FOR NEW FILM: “IT CAME FROM KOLOB!”; More articles and commentary.
SyrPer is proud to host the announcement of a major new motion picture to be released on November 8, 2012 at select theaters.
VINO DI HORRENDOUS, LTD PRESENTS
In Association with SEVEN TARTS PRODUCTIONS A film by David Flinch
“IT CAME FROM KOLOB!” YOUR GREATEST FEARS HAVE BECOME REAL. YOU WONDERED AT THE “DAY THE EARTHSTOOD STILL“; YOU SHREIKED AT “THE THING“; YOU WERE AWED BY “THE DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS”; YOU VOMITED WHEN YOU SAT THROUGH “PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE“. NOW SEE WHAT THE WORLD HAS BEEN WAITING FOR FROM THE SAME TEAM THAT BROUGHT YOU “FLIPPER GOES TO HADES!” AND “HANNIBAL DREADS FLICKA”.
Starring Willard Romney as the “KOLOBITE” visitor from the Planet KOLOB!
Can EEEEEVIL be defeated? Can the KOLOBITE defeat BARUCH OSAMA, THE SORCERER OF ZANZIBAR? CAN THE KOLOBITE JOIN WITH THE SORCERER TO FOMENT CIVIL WAR IN ZANZIBAR? IS THERE ANY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE KOLOBITE AND THE SORCERER FROM ZANZIBAR? WILL THEY BOTH DESTROY MANKIND AND LEAVE FOR KOLOB? All these questions will be answered when you sit down for the thrill of a lifetime.
Co-starring: Bill Smith as “The Sorcerer”; Bolivia Hussey as “The Snake Lady”; Hillary Muffinton as “Miss Piggy”; and a Special Guest Appearance by Dennis Hooper as “Mistah Slick”. Music: Zamfir and the Montovani Orchestra of the Aged. Special Effects: Her Highness Fifi. Production Design: Moon Unit Zippy. A Vino Di Horrendous Group film in association with Seven Tarts. A David Flinch film.
Coming November 8, 2012 to select theaters. Individuals with cardiac problems or acid reflux will not be allowed into the theater unless they sign waiver forms at the ticket office. Airline sickness bags not provided.
Attorney for 35 years and Supreme Court Certified Interpreter for Arabic/English
Diploma with Honors from Ann Arbor Pioneer High School in 1968; B.A. University of Michigan in Ann Arbor 1968-1972; M.A. University of Michigan Dept. of Near Eastern Studies 1972-1974; Ph.D. Cand. Univ. of Michigan 1972-1977; Then went to law school. Credits: Harvard University for classes in Islamic Philosophy; Fellowships from University of Pennsylvania 1976; 2 from Univ. of Michigan. Read English, Arabic, German, French, Farsi, some Hebrew. Studied Ancient Greek and Latin before grad school. Michigan Supreme Court Certified Interpreter/Translator for Arabic and English