I am delighted to report that I am blogging from the Dacha with my new and effective Hotspot thingamajig. I look outside and see autumnal beauty unadorned by human tastelessness or cupidity. I have to learn how to post photographs, the better to share these simple experiences with our readers.
The news is encouraging. After a good ten days of rest, Syria’s 4th Mechanized Armored Division has by-passed the imaginary bottleneck at Saraqib and is now completing the process of encircling Idlib. Oh, we can detect German spies fiddling with our communications and sending their “scoops” to the terrorist whom they are enabling. But, Wael in Latakia, says the whole Western NATO operation off the coast of Turkey and inside electronic bases near Adana has become so well studied and understood that the entire game seems to be played on the least challenging level – the sort of thing one might opt for on an Internet chessboard: “Level One – for Beginners”. Wael says the entire NATO Idlib strategy is looking more and more like an historically remarkable fiasco.
English terrorist-enablers are determined to make Idlib more successful than their disastrous foray into Aleppo where their foreign mercenaries accomplished the following: 1. completely alienated the Aleppan population, i.e. such that even potential supporters of the FSA are now openly hostile to any suggestion of collaboration and 2. destroyed Aleppan infrastructure in the old parts of the city creating a humanitarian catastrophe being blamed exclusively on NATO and Qatar. The consequence of the Aleppan operation lies at the most glaring level of failure. That no one is bringing up the issue of war crimes is scandalous, to say the least.
Wael adds that the terrorist cells in Idlib have been adequately penetrated, to an extent that Syrian field commanders are receiving real-time assessments of the movements and capabilities of the criminal army inside the city and in vacated adjacent villages. MiG 25 fighter-bombers continue to conduct surveillance while disrupting terrorist efforts to fortify positions in anticipation of a massive Syrian army offensive which is just waiting for the Chief of Staff’s, General Ayoub’s, go-ahead. We have confirmed that Maj. Gen. Maher Al-Assad is leading the 4th Division which is now hooked up with Third Army Group Command.
General Ali Ayoub seen here inspecting unit commanders during the Eid Al-Fitr. He and the Defense Minister, General Fahd Jassem Al-Fureij, make a formidable team.
Our reports from Wael and Aslan show a substantial terrorist infestation in Idlib. Wael estimates the strength of the Fake Syrian Army (FSA) and its affiliates like the Jabhat Al-Nusra and Liwaa Al-Tawhid, at over 7,500 terrorists. They are seen plainly setting up barricades in multiple layers, each complimented with at least one anti-tank (RPG) weapon. Most of the RPGs are from Libya and Aslan comments that the weapons arrived in that now well-publicized Libyan ship which was chartered by American rodent ambassador Christopher Stephens. It is amazing, I told Aslan, how U.S. diplomats like Robert Ford, are being used in a manner totally inconsistent with their announced roles. All patriotic Syrians should pray that Robert Ford will face a similar end like that murdering weasel, Christopher Stephens.
Someone will make a movie about this criminal’s life. I guess Willem Dafoe will play him. Dafoe once played a ridiculous-looking Jesus in “The Last Temptation of Christ”. He can now play the Devil himself. The death of Stephens was the beginning of a new jubilee for us at SyrPer. He arranged weapons for terrorists to kill our Syrian soldiers. May he burn in Hell!
General Al-Fureij was trained in artillery and remains an expert in the use of cannon fire to deplete an enemy’s will to fight. I have no sources around Idlib but others, like Salim Ghantous. who lives near Jisr Al-Shughour, says that he has seen a large convoy of artillery and tanks coming up from the South. He asked soldiers where they were going and was told that Idlib was the destination. He saw over two hundred tanks pass by on the backs of huge trucks. His guess is that they belong to the 4th Division because they were mostly T-72s. I told Salim that we should all be thankful for Hugo Chavez’s help in making sure our army was mobile. Salim laughed and said that Syria is now floating on more diesel than the entire Russian army.
Based on all reports from Wael, Monzer and others, SyrPer predicts that the two week rest period is now almost over and that a Day of Shame is coming for the German and British murderers stationed in Turkey. The City of Idlib is going to go down like Dresden in a mushroom cloud of fire. Efforts to portray the Syrian army as “short on ammo” are based on the usual lies disseminated by the Qatari-funded purveyors of fantasy. The Syrian army, we assure you, is flush with arms, ammo, fuel and morale!
THE ROGUES GALLERY OF THE SYRIAN “OPPOSITION”. THE SYRIAN HALL OF SHAME:
What Sunday morning in deep autumn would be complete without a rendition of those ephemeral personalities whom, on one day appear emblazoned on every vertical common magazine cover, and then, without much notice, look up at you from the floor of a garage, their faces splattered with used oil or animal litter? And so, our list of Syria’s ROGUES’ GALLERY:
ROGUE NUMBER ONE: GEORGE SABRA, ACTING SOMETHING-OR-ANOTHER OF THE DISGRACED SYRIAN NATIONAL COUNCIL.
Sabra thinks he’s the minority-member who broke the mold. He tries to put on a steely presence when photographed as though he were some effigy of Stalin, waiting to pounce, to crush, invade or imprison! You see, he’s the communist who can get along with the Islamist opposition. He’s the one who’s going to survive their Pogroms because, if you think about it, he’s just too damned indispensable…oh so intelligent… so experienced with the world of conspiratorial machination and the dialectic which identifies it that he will stare it down and make it go away. He’s really as smart as the last remnant of the Iranian Tudeh Party.
Wow, isn’t he mean looking with that Arab monkey behind him? This rat used to write for Syria’s Sesame Street and taught geography in high school. He is called “Doctor” for reasons which puzzle us at SyrPer. He has no doctorate from any school we can identify.
He was imprisoned in 1987 for eight years. If former Syrian president, Hafez Al-Assad, had any sense, he would have “Zinovieved” him and the world would have been spared his idiot’s rhetoric. Please take note that he is, like Burhan Ghalioun, Paris-based. Also note, that his Vice President is none other than Muhammad Farouq Taifour, a card-carrying member of the Muslim Brotherhood. Isn’t that precious? Now we know everyone can live together in peace, harmony and equality.
ROGUE NUMBER TWO: SUHEIR ATASSI.
She’s not even Syrian! She is a Turk! The Atassi family originates in the Istanbul area and came to Syria during late Ottoman times. Luayy Atassi, a former P.M. of Syria, used to famously live in an apartment across from the Turkish Embassy in Damascus just in case some officer decided to overthrow him. His two light pieces of luggage were always prepared and ready for carrying across the street. The name Atassi can be found at Istanbul’s International Airport where one of her Turkish relatives has opened a jewelry store.
Another carcass-in-the-making, she joins with George Sabra in trumpeting her secular credentials and womens’-libber’s c.v. In truth, she is a French spy who has been working with the DGSE for twenty years. She studied French literature in Damascus where she developed a hatred for minority groups, especially Alawis and even harbors animosity to Christians whom she believes speak better French than she does. She is notorious for her jealousy of attractive women from minority groups. This mole, was identified years ago by General Muhammad Al-Kholy, former Director of Syria’s Air Force Intelligence Directorate. She was allowed to operate and organize as long as she did not involve herself with violent groups and the French agency shared Intel with Syria’s. She was left alone and was viewed as a nobody.
ROGUE NUMBER THREE: RIAD SEIF
Universally recognized as a thief, embezzler, carpetbagger, swindler and humbug, this pretender to “opposition” status is nothing more than the weasel bobbing for sour grapes. His whole antipathy toward the Syrian government is based on a failed attempt to corner the market on Syria’s cellphone industry which was eventually turned over to Rami Makhlouf. Unlike Seif, Makhlouf’s purpose in purchasing SyriaTel was to create work for young Syrians. Seif’s purpose, by all accounts, was to make a quick billion and sell the rest to a relative. Frustrated by his inability to convince the government that he was “sincere” about creating good employment conditions, he began to vociferously attack the national government and actually succeeded in convincing some that he was a “passionate defender of Syrian civil rights.” What a joke that was.
Slick in his ability to convince people of his utilitarianism, love of country and people, he is much better at persuading you of his love for lucre, power and profiteering. This louse was allowed to leave Syria to get treatment for prostate cancer. They should have taken it out in Adra Prison with a Swiss Army Knife.
Seif is now involved in the new face of Syrian terrorism – the National Coalition for Syrian Revolution and Opposition Forces. We call it: NACOSROFF! Well, what do you expect? He can be counted on to bring sleaze and squalor to everything characteristic of the NATO-backed Syrian terrorist network. We predict he will be too ill to carry on his duties as Chief Second Vice President for Chicanery, Mountebankery and Weaseldom. He is a disgrace to Syria.
Other personalities to be included in our Gallery of Shame are Basma Qodmani (the Mata Hari of Damascus), Burhan Ghalioun (Perennial Gloomy Gus of the SNC), Adnan Sinnu, (General Inert Gas and Electricity) and RIAD AL-AS’AD (Syria’s Flash Gordon in the Eighth Dimension). All these and more will be identified for our readers.
Riad Al-As’ad dons his cape and prepares to fly to Zontar where he will be declared Emperor of the Vertiginous Vortex of the Vulcan Vacuum. He is being treated for some Affective Disorder.
SOME READINGS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
We already discussed Khatib as snake oil salesman, shill, and charlatan extraordinaire.
More on the Arab Winter in Jordan:
We hate to tell our allies in Iran and Russia, but the terrorist rats are already getting heavy weapons through Libya. It’s really time to exterminate Qatar:
Interesting article from our friends at global research about Gaza:
More on the Nazi mentality of Zionists: