THIRD POST – OCTOBER 10,2012 – SUSAN RICE IS SYRPER’S SECOND ANNUAL TONY BLAIR “LIAR OF YEAR” NOMINEE BUT IS LEADING THE PACK BY A MILE:
The Board of Governors of Syrian Perspective has received more votes for Susan Rice, U.S. Permanent Delegate to the United Nations, than any other nominee so far, and that includes nominee David Cameron, Prime Minister of England, and Rami Abdel-Rahman, of the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, who has been nominated passionately every year since the award was introduced. Ms. Rice’s qualifications and achievements in the field of “professional lying” make her an especially worthy contestant for this much-coveted award.
Tony Blair, former P.M. of England, for whom the award was eponymously named, is seen here extracting a complex mensonge from his seemingly endless repertoire.
Ms. Rice, no relation to Condoleeza, (another Rice with impeccable lying credentials), is credited with inducing the death, by heart attack, of Nigerian president-elect Basorun Abiola in July 7, 1998 while she was visiting him. According to witnesses, Abiola tried to extract from Ms. Rice “one true statement”, but to no avail, as she kept “regaling him with one falsehood after another”. When Mr. Abiola could take no more, he implored her to “leave and give him a break from the cascading folderol.” She would not relent and continued to pitilessly inundate the president with even more lies about her own experiences in the war of liberation in Angola. He clutched his heart at that point and suffered what one Belgian surgeon described as the “mother of all myocardial infarctions”.
Ms. Rice, seen here, is about to unload a farrago of lies before a Senate Foreign Affairs Committee. She is known to play with her fake eyeglasses when she is going to do “some serious fibbing”, as one former aide said.
Rep. Pete King (R), Chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee called on Ms. Rice to resign for her unabashedly lie-laden statement on September 16, 2012 that the attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya, was “a spontaneous reaction to the video”. All this, while the president of Libya was contending that the attack was “premeditated”.
Ms. Rice also received much adulation for her adherence to certain lies which had been completely discredited by virtually everyone. One example was the Al-Houleh massacre in Syria which took place on May 25, 2012. Ms. Rice did not even wait for the ink to dry on the memo she read at the U.N. before declaring: “He did it. Assad did it!” Vitaly Churkin, the Russian delegate is known to have whispered to an assistant sotto voce: “What a rabid bitch!”.
As it turned out, the massacre was confirmed by a German investigative team from the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung to be the work of Islamist terrorists. While most western news sources were embarrassed into silence by Rainer Herman’s report exculpating the Syrian army and government, Ms. Rice continued to propound the same accusations with the like-minded bull-headedness of a Dick Cheney carping endlessly about WMDs in Iraq. She continues to repeat the same charges against the Syrian government even though all listeners drift away for much-needed relief from her saliva-sputtered bloviations.
Today, she is the most hated of all diplomats at the U.N. She is rejected by black professional organizations because of her “assimilationist tendencies”. Like many white wannabes, she is married to a Canadian Caucasian, in the style of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and former U.N. Secretary General Kofi Annan yet she persists in promoting an “Africa-centric agenda”. She has been described by Lew Rockwell as a “PSYCHO-LIAR”. Indeed.
We caught up with Ms. Rice at La Pouffiasse, a trendy, upscale, all-white estaminet in Greenwich Village. There we found her confabulating with former American U.N. ambassador, gentile neo-con chaiwallah, mustachioed ogre and all-around warmongering, Vietnam-dodging coward-cum-scoundrel, John Bolton,
Mr. Bolton quit the U.N. job because he knew he would not be confirmed by the Senate. He took up motorcycle riding and method acting as a way “to find myself amid all the horrors I’ve been advocating”. Mr. Bolton was a classmate of Clarence Thomas.
We asked her how she felt about being nominated for the Blair Liars Trophy. She smiled at this reporter and said: “Wow! I mean, John, can you believe it?”
SyrPer: Is there anything you want to tell our Board of Governors?
Ms. Rice: You know, there’s that old sygloguzm: All cretins are liars; I am a cretin; Therefore, I’m a liar. (laughing wildly with Mr. Bolton).
Bolton: I think it has to do with the island of Crete. Cretan. Not cretin. Right?……
We wish Ms. Rice the best of luck in her bid to secure the Tony Blair Liar’s Cup.