FIRST POST – SEPTEMBER 4, 2012 – TURKEY P.M. ERDOGHAN ADVISED NOT TO APPEAR IN SOUTHERN TURKEY.
Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoghan has been advised not to step foot in Southern Turkey out of fear he would be assassinated. This is in from our source in Hatay whom we call “Aslan”. He’s not Turkish, by the way, he’s a full-blooded Syrian from that part of our country given to the Turks after WWI by the miserable, malodorous French. His contacts in Turkish security tell him that Erdoghan cannot show his face in any area where Alawis or Alevis are the majority out of fear he would be assassinated, at worst, or abused, at best.
A friend of ours, Patty Anissis, a palm reader, says Erdoghan has little time left. His life line is cut short as this photo demonstrates clearly to all those who believe in such drivel.
His remarks two months ago about Alevi mosques being nothing more than “cultural centers” left many somewhat cold about his chances for re-election. Erdoghan’s virulent anti-Shi’ism is a cause of much hostility towards him in the Southern regions where not only do Shi’i-derived sects predominate, but, where Kurdish nationalism is increasingly active. The economy there has suffered because of blocked trade with Syria and shops in major towns like Gaziantep are noticeably empty. Aslan says Erdoghan’s security people have warned him to stay away from the South. There is even fear of an army revolt which we reported some weeks ago.
If yesterday’s reports bear any resemblance to reality, Erdoghan will soon have an entire contingent of Yemeni Qaat-chewing fanatics on his Southern borders. These bumpkins from Abyan Province will provide much needed entertainment for our Syrian troops as they mow them down like so many cornstalks.
This specimen of Yemeni machismo sports that tell-tale cheek-bubble which announces his readiness to fly straight into the arms of oblivion. Thanks to Saudi Arabia and the United States, he’ll be shunted on a CIA-chartered airplane straight to Encirlik Air Force Base and then to glory fighting someone, anyone, anything.
SYRIAN STATE TELEVISION CONFIRMS U.S. SENDING YEMENIS TO FIGHT SYRIA’S ARMY AND PEOPLE. SYRPER HAS LEARNED THAT U.S. PLAN MAY BE MORE BLUSTER THAN REAL.
One source close to SyrPer, Mu’zib Al-Gahmi, tells us that Tariq Al-Fadhli, for all his claims to leadership of some Al-Qaeda-affiliated Yemeni militia is, in the final analysis, a contemptible, pathological liar. His reputation for spinning stories of his glorious conquests are the rage in his native Abyan where he evidently enjoys some reluctant support from fighters addicted to the green, fresh form of that delightful leaf – Qaat.
His ability to control his troops may be based on his purported links to Qat growers in Hodeida. Qat, in its green form, is a particularly potent narcotic.
Green leafy narcotics aside, Syrian state television “Al-Ikhbaariyya” confirmed that the U.S. is sending these self-same Yemenis via the “friendly skies of the CIA” to Turkey where they are to meet up with other Islamist killers bent on overthrowing the secular government of Dr. Bashar Al-Assad. The use of Yemenis is believed by SyrPer to be further proof that the numbers of FSA fighters is decreasing because of heavy casualties and disinterest among remaining potential Syrian deserters. The FSA is unable to replenish its cadres of criminals whilst the Syrian Army, of course, is capable of calling up over one half million reservists. In point of fact, the number of deserters from the Syrian army has gone down to a trickle – a disaster for Saudi Arabia and its allies.
This so-called King of Arabia is none other than Abdallah the Crud. He claims to have a Syrian mother from Shammar. He is not one of the Sudeiri Seven. Yawn. The glasses he wears are not for reading – he can’t do that anyway. But he can finance a big trip to Turkey.
SyrPer predicts the following: One: the Turks are not going to react hospitably towards the Yemeni fighters arriving at their concentration points. Two: Yemeni fighters will wind up fragging their FSA officers.
Three: Yemeni fighters will suffer withdrawal symptoms and depression when Qaat is denied to them by their Turkish handlers. Four: Yemenis will demand a return ticket to their homeland which will be denied by the Saudi government’s “Terrorist Procurement Office”. Five: Yemenis will go on a killing spree in Hatay.
Six: Turkish forces will move in and detain all Yemenis. Seven: Yemenis will be put on any Greek-chartered frigate and sent to Libya where they will be welcomed as “heroes of the Islamic Revolution”. Eight: FSA Colonel Riad Al-As’ad will commit suicide.
The tale of the Yemeni contingent is yet to be told. We suspect that no more than 150 fighters will ever make it to Turkey.
More news being prepared for our readers. Stay tuned.