FIFTH POST – ERDOGHAN FORCES LIBYAN TERRORISTS INTO SYRIA; NEWS OF SYRIAN ARMY TRIUMPH EVERYWHERE; RIAD AL-AS’AD SUFFERING SEVERE DEPRESSION
This in from Aslan in Antioch. The government of Turkish war criminal, Recep Tayyip Erdoghan, operating on direct orders from the P.M. himself, have ordered over 2,500 Libyan terrorists out of Turkey and into Syria. Our source, Aslan, says that the sudden turn-around in Ankara reflects the anxieties of the Turkish military, especially, General Necdet Ozel, who has repeatedly warned Erdoghan that the presence of these terrorists could have a “blow back” effect on Turkey. Moreover, Aslan reports, the Libyans are “dyed-in-the wool” jihadists who could just as easily turn their guns on Turkish civilians. With his popularity plummeting, Erdoghan gave the order to force them into Syria.
In this photo of U.S. President Obama, Turks were shocked to see him holding a baseball bat (autographed by Hank Aaron) while discoursing with Erdoghan over Syria. “Very insulting” commented one proud Turk. “Maybe our P.M. should hold a ‘khazooq’ the next time he talks to Obama”.
SyrPer predicts that the Libyans will have little impact on the course of the conflict with the Syrian army gunning them down like rats as they try to blend into our society. They come without much training or knowledge of the terrain. Their accents give them away immediately and, as jihadists, they will be rejected by a majority of Syrians who still exult in their secularism. SyrPer believes that the Libyans, savages that they are, will do more damage than good for the hopeless FSA. We also predict that they will still seek haven in Turkey and might start giving the Turks more stress than they ever expected.
Erdoghan is caught in a major bind. He has committed himself to a very unpopular war funded by a wealthy cartel of oil-rich Arab trash. He has been promised emoluments for his participation in the glorious effort to unseat a very popular president, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad. But the plan is taking too long and is blowing up in his face. Erdoghan, who believes all the lies in the Western press has not yet come around to listening to his own intelligence chiefs. He is being told that predictions about the Syrian army collapsing have turned out to be completely false. He is also being told that Turkey is turning into some kind of North Vietnam, this time, with Americans rooting from the sidelines.
BBC HILARIOUS REPORT OF A MAJOR GENERAL ADNAN SILLU WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE BEEN SYRIA’S HEAD OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS DEPARTMENT;
The article posted below is an excellent example of how ludicrous the reportage is by anti-Syrian media.
The BBC reported today that a general (who everybody claims defected three months ago) says that Dr. Assad has plans to use chemical weapons against his own people (naturally) and seriously discussed transferring such weapons to Hizbullah (naturally). The rube is Maj. General Adnan Sillu seen in the photo below. You can tell he’s really important by the blurred picture:
This man is a poseur. No member of Syria’s army connected to the WMD program has ever defected. No officer named Adnan Sillu has ever been affiliated with the program.
The BBC, ever anxious to display the downside of President Assad’s policies, delivered the news without any question. SYRPER WANTS TO INFORM ALL READERS THAT THE DIRECTOR OF SYRIA’S CHEMICAL WEAPONS PROGRAM IS NOT A SUNNI GENERAL. ALSO, THE OFFICER IN CHARGE OF THE WMD PROGRAM IS SURROUNDED BY MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SECURITY PERSONNEL AND CANNOT LEAVE FOR TURKEY AT A WHIM. The BBC article is pure fraud. I asked Monzer to check on this Adnan Sillu character. He promised he’d have something on him by tomorrow. If this were an important officer, Monzer would have known immediately. Monzer did say that he might be a retired general who has dropped out of sight.
The article from Ynetnews posted above has a major howler in it. SyrPer can assure all readers that the Syrian WMD center is at Homs and nowhere else. The article is a fraud.
SYRIAN ARMY LEAVES FSA IN TATTERS. RIAD AL-AS’AD IS REPORTED VERY DEPRESSED OVER EVENTS AND WANTS TO GO HOME TO MAMA.
The entire Al-Maydan District of Aleppo has been spotlessly cleaned by our army in a devastating morning assault that started on September 17, 2012 at 4:00 a.m. and concluded by September 18, 2012. This was reported by Monzer in Damascus and the Iranian Arabic-language channel, Al-‘Alam. Monzer says that around 150 terrorists were killed, some of whom carried passports from North African countries. This means that the SAA has now killed over 1700 terrorists in Aleppo.
In outlying suburbs of Damascus, elements of the Republican Guards, carried the assault on the terrorists with tanks, artillery and air support. Jaramana, Al-Tall, Tadamon, Al-Qusair and others were cleansed of the killers’ presence. Captured deserters were turned over to Military Intelligence while foreign killers were executed on the spot, their bodies cremated, like those of rabid dogs, with the use of phosphorus grenades.
FORMER COLONEL RIAD AL-AS’AD COMPLAINS OF DEPRESSION; I WANT MY MAMA!!
SyrPer nominee for Loser of the Year, Former Colonel Riad Al-As’ad, has been under house arrest for the last four months, according to Aslan. The Turks have begun treating him for severe depression, apparently occasioned by his demotion to Captain Kangaroo of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. He has no further contact with elements of his Fake Syrian Army. He is universally viewed as the Syrian Mr. Bean. When he speaks, only his guards listen. This is the fate of traitors. He will never see Syria again unless he does a Colonel Harmoush. But Colonel Harmoush is dead. Yes. That’s what happens to stupid traitors.