THIRD POST – JULY 23, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXPLAINS THE EU’S ECONOMIC PROBLEMS FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE

JULY 23, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT EXPLAINING THE EUROPEAN UNION ECONOMIC MELTDOWN FROM A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE

Taudrey LaPeste, special to MNS,  reporting from Schnappsburg, Germany.  Photography by Ogden Orffe and Belinda Bellicose.

(Schnappsburg) – Many months have passed since Germany recognized that it would be the only EU member possessing the kind of economic clout which could rescue the Southern members of the union.  But, this has not gone down its Teutonic throat very smoothly.  In Schnappsburg, Bavaria, a little-covered convention was convened calling for the “Extermination of all Mediterranean Peoples”! 

Anger over Greece’s threatened default on its loans;  Greece’s flirtation with communist-motivated “re-evaluation” of its obligations and the “good cop/bad cop” sleaziness of successive governments has led to a rise in pro-Nazi sympathies in Germany. 

Enrique VonBurzel, Obersturmbannfuhrer of the Schnappsburger Brown Shirt Brigades sneers at the camera showcasing his hatred for all “olive-skinned ingrates and human filth”.   

The convention was held under tents festooned with every imaginable antique from the Nazi era including ornamented canisters with “Zyklon B” printed on the side and riding crops allegedly fashioned from human pelts.  Music was typically Bavarian, an accordion and two clarinets playing rousing German classics like “Mit Sonnenschein” and “Lili Marleine“.  The food was also pure Arian fare:  Blutwurst mit Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut und Kartoffeln mit Bier, Sauerkraut mit Sauerkraut and so many other mouth-watering treats.  The beer flowed somewhat endlessly, bosomy women plying their way through the biergarten atmosphere with steins resting on their decolletage, all overflowing with frothy brews. 

“Heraus mit die schlechte Greiche Leute”! they screamed: (Out with the lousy Greek people).  Siegfried Glutascher and Willie Staupe pose for the camera while calling for the death of all “Mediterranean types”.     

The guest of honor was described by Herr VonBurzel as the only woman who could understand the “inevitable obnoxiousness of all Mediterranean types”.  He grimaced as he uttered those words and extended his arms to the side of the stage as though to welcome Germany’s most recognizable female:

Chancellor Angela “Die Reissende Wolfchen” Merkel appeared voluntarily at the convention and shrieked: “Zum Teufel mit alles Scheissenkopfen Athenischen Guffballers!  Sieg Heil.” …to a torrent of cheers.  Her denunciation of Greece sent shivers down Europe’s collective spine.  

Toward the end of the festivities, a token illegal “Italian” peasant was exhibited as an “untermensch” exemplar and forced to swallow a bottle of German red wine.  It was horrible as he wretched on the ground to the cruel harmonies of “Du Du Liegst mir im Herzen…” and the night went down in a reverie of unspeakable orgiastic Nazi abomination. 

Tomorrow, we will have the second part of our coverage: an interview with Professor Guido deBologna of the University of Genoa.