THIRD POST – NAUGHTY DR. ASSAD SENDS TITILLATING ELECTRONIC MISSIVES TO THE FIRST LADY;

THIRD POST – March 20, 2012 – EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT:  DR. BASHAR AL-ASSAD ACTUALLY COMMUNICATES WITH HIS WIFE, ASMA, ON E-MAIL!  WHAT AN OUTRAGE! 

But it’s true. The usually dweebish president of Syria, known to be a computer afficionado, indulges in sparkling badinage with his wife, U.K.-born Asma, as though she were an human being!  No way. Yes way.

The glamorous and well-educated First Lady of Syria has actually engaged in conversation with her husband. Isn’t that the talk of the town?

Apparently, disapproving media vipers feel that the President of Syria should be undergoing some kind of angst or depression over his victorious rout of the islamist terrorists.  He should curl up in his room and ponder his fate in the afterlife.  How dare he engage in trifles with his wife; making suggestive remarks about this singer and that? It seems he and his wife are totally out of touch with the unreality created by the Western media.  Isn’t that a scream? 

 Dr. Assad tries to look chagrined or remorseful after being told his army kabonked the Cheaper Syrian Army in Homs.  Regret is so human and touching.  I mean, isn’t it?

And what new revelations in other E-Mails?  Only time will tell.  All gossip-mongers are waiting with baited breath.