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SECOND POST: March 18, 2012 –

SYRIA ACCUSED OF POINTING SCUD-B AND SCUD-D MISSILES AT TURKEY.  This is according to sources in Lebanon who tell us here at SyrPer that the Turks are “absolutely aghast at Syria’s re-vectoring her strategic missiles” at “brotherly Turkey”. 

                                 Oh, poor Turks!  Syria shouldn’t be pointing missiles at you.
Another problem is that in 1999, Syria perfected warheads capable of carrying enough chemical payloads to make the Zionists cringe in their mikvas. So sad.  And now the Turks who, with the connivance of the U.S.,  have turned a blind eye to smuggling arms into Syria.  The Turks who have granted haven to Syrian deserters and criminals in the former Syrian province of Hatay.  The Turks, who just recently lost an air force jet over northern Syria. No one wants to report this, but we will.
Last week, either Syrian S-300 missiles or Russian Navy ship-borne missiles shot down a Turkish fighter jet that violated Syrian airspace west of Aleppo.  The pilot has not been found, according to our sources.  However, this new outrage by the Turks can only mean that this race of knuckleheads is determined to watch Syria’s Scuds rock their 22 damns all over Anatolia. 

My wife is very concerned about her family in Suleimaniyya, Aleppo because of the suicide bombing that took place there yesterday. We are in contact and will apprise our readers accordingly.  It appears to be a large bomb which might have been vectored poorly, thank heavens. 

MNS EXCLUSIVE REPORT:  SAUDI OFFICERS AT TABUK BASE REVOLT AFTER ORDERS TO WAKE UP!

Saudi army officers, seen above,  rebel against foreign advisers issuing orders to carry weapons to Syrian “activists” in Northern Jordan. Under the slogan: “Root Cause”, they argue that their sleep time is insufficient for “maximum response modalities”.
I have to go. An Arab woman insists on seeing me at home, instead of my office, to discuss a case I cannot handle anyway.  I’ll be back with more news and the NUMBER 2 UNDERRATED MOVIE IN CINEMA HISTORY.