SECOND POST: HORRORS OF HORRORS, THE EU IS IMPOSING SANCTIONS OF SYRIA’S FIRST LADY

SECOND POST – March 23, 2012- MNS GLOBAL ALERT!  EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: MRS. ASSAD, THE FIRST LADY OF SYRIA, CAN’T BUY ANY MORE COATS IN PARIS!  DAMASCUS UP IN ARMS.  Fariba Gusfand, reporting from the Syrian capital.

Well, it took a great deal of negotiation between the nations of the EU, but the decision has finally been made to bar Mr. Asma Al-Assad from shopping in EU malls and stores.  Because she is a British subject, she cannot be denied shopping rights in Britain.  She is still allowed to shop everywhere else in the world except in Danish controlled Antarctica. 

Mrs. Assad, see here at a rally to denounce the EU’s decision to bar her shopping, shows clear irritation with the whole affair.  Her sunglasses will nowhave to be repaired by locals or Indian experts.

English P.M. and professional sniveler, David Cameron, praised the decision saying: “Golly, I wish we could slap those sanctions on Mrs. Assad too.  Cute lady though”.  We will be reporting continuously throughout the night on this emerging catastrophe.