VICTORY FOR SYRIA AT THE U.N.; GNASHING OF TEETH FOR PRINCE PODGY

February 2, 2012 – I’ve been on the telephone and e-Mail all day with friends and relatives in Syria. The news is wonderful.  At the U.N., the so-called Arab delegation met with total failure as one-half of the world stood with our Syria and Dr. Assad.  Russia, China and India, gave the boot to that child molesting, unctuous, malodorous, mephitic Sheikh Hamad of the Second Rate Tribe.  At the same time, our army around Damascus has liberated all homes from the pestilential infestation of the deserters who are now either dead or will soon be dead.  Remember, the distance between a traitor and Gallows Road is mighty narrow indeed.

I will be giving you more details from my conversations today.  I have arrived at the cocktail hour and will be giving myself over to celebratory activities.  Hurray for Russia, China and India.  Down, with the slovenly, treasonous Arabs.  Long live secular Syria.