BUFFOON OF THE DAY, PRINCE FATSO; ASSAD IS COMPLETE CONTROL OF SYRIA, OFFERS AMNESTY TO TRAITORS;

January 15, 2012 – FIRST POST – Prince Fatso of Catarrh has suggested that Arab troops go into Syria to stop the bloodshed!!!  What Arab troops?  Well, the devil is in the details.  But what if there are no details?  Then, Prince Fatso deserves his new title:  Buffoon of the Day.  You see, the slovenly, porcine prince is so drunk of natural gas wealth that he has forgotten he has no population and no army. 

     With a face only a mother could love, the simian features of this emir are easily discernible

So what army is going to intervene?  The Jordanians cannot because their economy depends on trade with Syria.  The King of Jordan will hardly want to use up his security forces just to commit economic suicide.  Iraq cannot do it because its government sides with the Syrian government. Lebanon can barely deploy its forces to secure its own territory.  So what’s left? 

I also failed to mention the following:  Syria has a standing army of over 375,000 troops.  She also has 500,000 reserves.  Syria has a massive arsenal of ground-to-ground missiles; VTX, Ricin and Sarin gas deployable on missile warheads; Yakhont anti-ship missiles; 4,000 tanks; S-300 anti-aircraft missiles that will bring down any Arab planes which dare to violate Syrian airspace; and, of course, there is another actor:
              

His name is Russia.  Remember, the Russian fleet at Tartous and Latakia isn’t there for no reason.
The BBC, the propaganda arm now of Prince Fatso, doesn’t want to talk about that fleet.  Why?  Because it would violate the terms of the agreement with the CIA’s Office for Psychological Warfare.  The idea is to never give the Syrian people a sense that their government is firmly in control of events.  But, the problem with that type of plan is that the Syrian people do know that Russia is deeply committed to Syria’s security – they can see the fleet right behind their homes, for Pete’s sake. So let the Brits, French and Yankees spew all the venom they like: it makes no difference any more.

DR. ASSAD HAS COMPETE CONTROL OF SYRIA AND OFFERS AMNESTY TO TRAITORS WHO SHOULD BE SHOT OR HANGED:

I don’t know what is wrong with Dr. Bashar Al-Assad.  We, at SyrPer, believe that the individuals responsible for the unrest should be permanently removed from the scene.  We believe that their corpses be donated to Syria’s medical colleges for instruction in anatomy; excess cadavers can be sold to other countries which are desperately in need of heuristic methodologies.  Dr. Assad is too kind and genteel.  This must stop. We recommend Dr. Assad pick up a book about the man pictured above and learn how to retain power and command the respect of those you rule.