WOLF BLITZER CELEBRATES VICTORY AT FOUR SEASONS;

December 24, 2011 – Merry Christmas everyone.  Even if Christ was not born on December 25, it’s ok for you to waste all that money on cupiditous children and scurvy-laden street urchins. 

WOLF BLITZER relapses with gala celebration of his victory in Syr:Per’s puzzle of the week and accompanying free trip to Catarrh complete with PEDOPHILORAMA BLINGBUCKS HULLABALOO!!!  

Wolf recovering from a severe bout of hangover after a drunken-fest with our staff at the Four Seasons Lounge in Manhattan