IN MEMORY OF THE RUSSIAN GIANT MARSHALL GYORGI ZHUKOV; BOYCOTT ALL TURKISH PRODUCTS AND SERVICES;

December 1, 2011 – SYRPER commemorates today the birthday of one of history’s greatest military geniuses and heroes: MARSHALL GYORGI ZHUKOV who was born on December 1, 1896.  His leadership and moral authority were nothing less than those of the American giant,  George Catlett Marshall.  Zhukov’s victories at Stalingrad, Leningrad and Berlin, make him a bright, coruscating sun in the pantheon of mankind’s most laureled military titans: Alexander the Great, Hannibal, Khalid Ibn Al-Walid, Rukneddin Baybars, Wellington, Sherman, Patton, Rommel and Vo Nguyen Giap.  

Zhukov’s trademark jutting prognathous lower jaw hints at his rural origins; he was a farmer’s son.  But no country bumpkin he!  His genius at tactics and logistics brought the Nazis to their knees.

With the Russian navy anchoring in Tartous today,  it is fitting that all of us salute the memory of this hero of mankind, Field Marshall Gyorgi Zhukov. We look forward to the return of that other Russian giant, Vladimir Putin. 

MNS REPORT – Tonya Bethune-Gasbeutel- “DISGRACED ITALIAN PM BERLUCONI CHECKS IN FOR PEDOPHILE REHAB COUNSELING!” – Reporting from Turin, Italy.

With his political future adrift on a sea of foetid kelp, so to speak, Mr. Berlusconi has come to grips with a common psychiatric condition which has bedeviled other septuagenarian statesmen such as Bill Clinton, John Profumo and Atilla the Hun: insatiable love for adolescent girls.  Whilst many would turn a blind eye to an old man seeking comfort in the arms of a sympathetic but nubile paramour (threatened more with boredom than any catastrophic sexual assault), still the stigma of pedophilism does eventually tear away at one’s defences, with attendant attrition of morale and spirit.  And so, Mr. Berlusconi. 

In this photo taken during a session at the Clinica Pedofilica in Turino, Italy, the Italian premier catches a quick nap during a rap session with Doctor Bulimia Ectore D’Tagliatelle. 

The billionaire Italian media mogul, flush with cash from his many investments and the emoluments of holding office in one of the worlds most corrupt countries,  has become contrite during the last few weeks as his political fortunes have collapsed.  Besides being reviled (and evidently envied) by the Vatican for his unabashed exploitation of young ingenues and starlets of the Italian celebrity scene, he has also been victimised by numerous lawsuits filed by angry parents of buggered daughters who were surreptitiously snookered into attending his “wet t-shirt girlscout parties” and other abominations. 

In this photo of the Prime Minister with “Ruby” whose real name is “Fatima LeShooShoo” from Morocco, the PM asked: “Nowwa, doesa sheeya really looka fourteena?”   

But it made no difference, only headlines.  His all-night parties, filled with prepubescent females and some adolescents hired as babysitters, only highlighted his deteriorating condition.  According to his spokesfemale, Coco LaPonte, who herself is only 16 years old, he has made up with his wife and children and is looking forward to being ordained a minister in the Lutheran Church.  His excommunication from the Catholic rite is virtually certain.

In other related developments, there is a rumour afloat that Prince Fatso of Catarrh is also considering enrollment in the Clinica’s programme for treatment of male buggerers.

His Royal Highness, the Scourge of the Middle East, Prince Drum Son of Doubledrum, Husband of Madame Banana seen here after a night of debauchery with two Romanian adolescent boys.